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The Superman Cell group in Christ Embassy Cape Town planted a pumpkin, which they played Pastor Chris Messages to and made confessions over.

The amazing Superpumpkin ended up breaking the 2016 South African record at the South African pumpkin festival, weighing in at 422kg.

This was the first time that the Superman Cell group attempted growing a pumpkin. WOW!!! If the Word of God worked on a pumpkin, how much more YOU!?

A BIG Congratulations to the Superman Cell group, your achievement is truly inspiring.

To all Nairalanders... Fear not, anything is possible!

https://www.kingsch.at/p/dodqdcx

Ah ah people are not that stupid. Right?

Seun:
Ah ah people are not that stupid. Right?

apparently many are more stupid than that

Seun:
Ah ah people are not that stupid. Right?

Well, He uses foolish things to shame the "wise"

1cor1:27
"Instead, God chose things the world considers foolish in order to shame those who think they are wise. And he chose things that are powerless to shame those who are powerful."

johnydon22:
apparently many are more stupid than that

You're right

donnie:
Well, He uses foolish things to shame the "wise"

Why would God use foolish things to shame the wise if he himself is wise and he created wisdom? If God gave us wisdom, he would value it.

y am i not surprised

Thank god am no longer a Christian because ehhh, stupidity of most Christians gat no rivalry....

Iranu

Seun:
Why would God use foolish things to shame the wise if he himself is wise and he created wisdom? If God gave us wisdom, he would value it.

This is the reason...
1cor 1:23-25

"...we preach Christ crucified: a stumbling block to Jews and foolishness to Gentiles, 24but to those whom God has called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God and the wisdom of God... For the foolishness of God is wiser than human wisdom, and the weakness of God is stronger than human strength"

Christ is our wisdom... the power of God; but to others, Foolishness. God humbles the one who rejects the wisdom of God.

adepeter26:
Thank god am no longer a Christian because ehhh, stupidity of most Christians gat no rivalry....

Iranu

The kingdom of God is for "little children"

donnie:
The kingdom of God is for "little children"

And Thats because god is a kid and his ideology is only taught to kids

adepeter26:
And Thats because god is a kid and his ideology is only taught to kids

True...

Mk 10:15
"I tell you the truth, anyone who doesn't receive the Kingdom of God like a child will never enter it."

donnie:
Mk 10:15 "I tell you the truth, anyone who doesn't receive the Kingdom of God like a child will never enter it."

It makes no sense that God would give us amazing intellectual capabilities and then choose to condemn those of us who make use of them.

Nonsense fluted pumpkin pickin

The same Chris that couldn't speak life to his marriage

Seun:
It makes no sense that God would give us amazing intellectual capabilities and then choose to condemn those of us who make use of them.

God gave us intellectual abilities and many of his children are flourishing with these...

But condemnation is to them who in their pride, reject the Lordship of Jesus Christ whose dominion is forever and ever.

Keneking:
Nonsense fluted pumpkin pickin

You no well..

GODISNOWHERE:
The same Chris that couldn't speak life to his marriage

Yea yea.. here they come...

This must be a joke.

"Superman Cell Group"?

People now make confessions to a pumpkin?

WTF?

Seun:
It makes no sense that God would give us amazing intellectual capabilities and then choose to condemn those of us who make use of them.

Given amazing intellectual capabilities is not a licence to abuse it
God gives everyone the right to be wise
but some self conceited choose to abuse the privilege and use wisdom abnormally
so God uses foolish things to confound and stupefy such, hopefully this might humble them
- God opposes the proud but shows favor to the humble. He takes note of the humble but He keeps his distance from the proud.

Where is the pumpkin

ScepticalPyrrho:
This must be a joke.

"Superman Cell Group"?

People now make confessions to a pumpkin?

WTF?

Its no joke bro

You think you've seen it all. You think nothing can't surprise you anymore. You think you've seen the depths of human stupidity.
You think you've seen the apogee of religious idiocy.
Nothing can surprise you anymore, right?






And then another case pops out.




"If there is a God, he would be an atheist" - Kurt Vonnegut

HABA... WHEN GOSPEL message TURN FERTILIZER...

So no fertilizer and stuff and the word of Pastor Chris made it grow.

Please make una carry the words come here cause it's rainy season here and administer the words in the right proportion so I can too testify

jmichlins:
So no fertilizer and stuff and the word of Pastor Chris made it grow.

Please make una carry the words come here cause it's rainy season here and administer the words in the right proportion so I can too testify

There you go... The WORDS

Seun:
It makes no sense that God would give us amazing intellectual capabilities and then choose to condemn those of us who make use of them.

Who says God condemns you for using your wisdom?
One thing that's yet a dream is for me to know why exactly you do not believe in God. I know you to be very smart, so why? You know I think even Einstein did believe in creation. Please I'd be willing to answer any questions you need answered to make you know that life was meaningfully created for us by God. please find the time to ask them.