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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Nobody: 11:37pm On Mar 31, 2017
That's so thoughtful of you @OP
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Kfed4ril(m): 11:37pm On Mar 31, 2017
DDeliverer:


Criteria kwa? Just Drop ya Acct number dear.


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Access bank
Name O.U.E
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by AsianTotal: 11:37pm On Mar 31, 2017
If this turns out to be April Fool joke I will be so disappointed in the O.P. The guy said 20 people but more than 100 Account Numbers have been dropped. Hmmm, Nigerians ar just too gullible. bohari has completely destroyed this country.
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by armadeo(m): 11:38pm On Mar 31, 2017
After reading the op I immediately went to the last page checking for confirmation.

Well none as of now.


Op do well oh. Before them burn you online.

It's well.

Ps.. see as niggas be dripping acc no on a public forum for 5k.

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by ugonna1054(m): 11:38pm On Mar 31, 2017
Lmao...There is indeed hunger in the land!

Oya, people, somwonw mistakenly sent 20m to my acc, i ll be giving 50k each to the first 100 people, just state reason u need d money grin
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by NonFarmPayrol: 11:38pm On Mar 31, 2017
blkmum700:



i swear if the guy type April fool,i go faint for here.

hope the mods close this thread there is a sinister motive
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by ib4all(m): 11:39pm On Mar 31, 2017
Wow! what a laudable gesture!.... The 5k Will go a long way in putting smiles on so many faces tonight and provide succour to them consider the hardship and poverty the Nigerian masses are subjected to presently. But personally, i'd prefer you teach me how to catch a fish to giving me a fish that is if there is any opportunity for that.
I am a mechanical engineering graduate who is willing to learn and ready to do any good legitimate work.
My email address is Ibrahimamusa42@gmail.com for anybody willing to extend a helping hand ✋

Thank you
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by repogirl(f): 11:39pm On Mar 31, 2017
MummyIMadeIt:
Make i sitdown look all dose babes wey dy want awoof money grin grin grin grin

Oya make i call una registar........

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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Mintek: 11:39pm On Mar 31, 2017
DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.

Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticla.la
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew

April Fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!
cheesy grin
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by chiboy7(m): 11:40pm On Mar 31, 2017
APRIL FOOL
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by 3RNEST(m): 11:41pm On Mar 31, 2017
armadeo:
After reading the op I immediately went to the last page checking for confirmation.

Well none as of now.


Op do well oh. Before them burn you online.

It's well.

Ps.. see as niggas be dripping acc no on a public forum for 5k.
like seriously... he for say inbox me bank details..
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by jobbitto(m): 11:42pm On Mar 31, 2017
DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.

Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticla.la
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew
Godbless u as u av remembered us.

my account name Fabian Anierobi
bank UBA bank
Account number: 2089501971

thank you as I remain
yours sincerely,

Fabian Anierobi
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by leonene(m): 11:42pm On Mar 31, 2017
Congratulation ooooooooooooo abeg remember me ooooooooo I still be applicant serve NYSC for 5 years now no job. 0060217200 Access Bank. Thanks
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Waspy(m): 11:43pm On Mar 31, 2017
This is a call to all these small small boys and girls posting mumu mumu things upandan. You don't know who is who here and how people can influence your life.
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by djeuneur: 11:43pm On Mar 31, 2017
Five thousand naira dashout is a good way to give back. On the other hand, I'm in search of a job. I'd rather you help a bro out securing one. You can liaise with the Boss. Thanks in advance. (tlt4talk@icloud.com)
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by mizlovette(f): 11:44pm On Mar 31, 2017
DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.

Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticla.la
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew
3056160089 Firstbank. Thanks in advance. I tap into ur testimony
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by osenidvdg(m): 11:45pm On Mar 31, 2017
Please help me with any amount 2066158174 uba thanks
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Samo1122(m): 11:46pm On Mar 31, 2017
Very motivational and emotional testimony. It shall be permanent in Jesus name.
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by ricmx(m): 11:46pm On Mar 31, 2017
DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.

Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticla.la
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew
op remember theres an adage that say never gi vg e a man fish but teach him how to kill fish, op am cctv operator, dont know if theres any vacancy in your company,am very hardworkin and reliable, this my number08162346019, hope to hear from you soon sir.
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by iamnaydu: 11:46pm On Mar 31, 2017
CONGRATZ BRO. I TAP FROM YOUR BLESSINGS
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Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by klevotino: 11:46pm On Mar 31, 2017
DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.

Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticla.la
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew
Congrats brother am happy to hear you succeed...May God bless the work of Your hand....And anywhere you step upon may you dominated and take in charge....if there is a department in the company that a graduate can handle, I will be glad to hear from you.....Thanks you
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Sayodumade(m): 11:46pm On Mar 31, 2017
0130602492 Odumade Olawale... GTB
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Drhym(m): 11:47pm On Mar 31, 2017
DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.

Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticla.la
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew
Bro thanks in advance 3093610615 first bank, James k, God bless!
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by jiggar(m): 11:47pm On Mar 31, 2017
"Taps mic and clears throat"

To the OP, may God bless your new job and your kind gesture to help others.

However, I will not ask for money, but means of making money by working i.e, if there is a job opening in your new found place of work.

And may I add, may God Almighty bless the man, who reached out to you.

Here is my email address, if there is anything "lastborn511@gmail.com".

Thanks and God bless.

"Drops mic and leaves"
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by BIDOO(m): 11:48pm On Mar 31, 2017
DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.

Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticla.la
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew
it's not the money that matter, Am so happy for you Bro You have been elevated, you will not be debase in jesus name
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Rohelio: 11:48pm On Mar 31, 2017
congrats metabolite kudos to you sir.... wud nid ur contact also a biochemist duo about to serve this year. thanks
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by topnotch760: 11:48pm On Mar 31, 2017
mizlovette:
3056160089 Firstbank. Thanks in advance. I tap into ur testimony

I TAP TOO OH, THANKS IN ADVANCE GTB 0147568190. O.S
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Adeyeancah(m): 11:50pm On Mar 31, 2017
And dis dude "jking001" here talk say u go make am oh but go take time. Well let's say it took 6 to 7 months! Happy for u bro. DDeliverer
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by osenidvdg(m): 11:50pm On Mar 31, 2017
Sir kindly help me with a job a chartered accountant with more than 3yrs experience in a manufacturing company
Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by Nobody: 11:50pm On Mar 31, 2017
bros i no say i don late but i know you can still do something 0161576834 gtbank
i fecilitate with u bro
thanks in anticipation

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