Elparaiso:


You could just explain to him instead of being condescending.

ngmgeek:


I don't have time expaining something to a kitchen table. That's a waste of time and energy

Elparaiso:


WOW, you are such a douchebag.

Elparaiso:


WOW, you are such a douchebag.

DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.

Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticla.la
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew

kirchofff:
obetta? u frm nsuk ka right?

Toniaife:
GTBANK
0123241938

Elparaiso:


Please, explain this.
I don't understand.

zpakln:
Haba, broz eezeribe, is this not your initial submission

DDeliverer:


Wait wait wait, naso una dey do for nairaland? Somebody cannot just play with you people?

You have all been PRANKED.

APRIL FOOOOOOOOL

Good9t my people..

E go better!

Elparaiso:
I'm really happy that this was a prank. It just shows how much unverified information Nairaland promotes. Negodu, just negodu.

Lalasticlala just pushed a prank to front page, I hope you are happy?

Seun, I saw you viewing. Please, just take a look at your forum. I'm pretty sure you didn't have this in mind when you built the site.


Also, beg your moderators to remove the other useless stories and Instagram posts on Nairaland.

Idydarling:
oga see me here abeg. school don resume,u know how it is my brother. 3069727969, first bank.

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Eeya,fine Chic,pm me

Idydarling:
oga waaaaa

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Ebong do u need d money or not? I like those ur eyes,just that its like you go like to cry wella

Idydarling:
I cannot cry in Jesus name! u sef. I've sent the pm, I want the money egbon. God bless you,

Idydarling:
I cannot cry in Jesus name! u sef. I've sent the pm, I want the money egbon. God bless you,

nwagbaradav:


Oga abeg take a chill pill.

This article was posted in Jokes/entertainment. That's the essence of a prank.

Why so serious? Seun's Job is to get more traffic on his site. As long as e no break any Nairaland rule, it can be on a front page of the "front page" of "front page". Its an April Fool's prank.

Toniaife:
GTBANK
0123241938

new2012:


Its serious, it wasnt a joke, people were posting their acct numbers, the op later came to turn it to joke,that was when d moderators moved it to joke section.

DDeliverer:


Your acct numb?

Idydarling:
I cannot cry in Jesus name! u sef. I've sent the pm, I want the money egbon. God bless you,

new2012:



Lol! Sp did u eventually get the money

albacete:


Get which tanker?
The dude took them for a jolly good ride. Even when they knew it was a prank, some of them started begging, dishing out their financial woes on social media.

Another April Fools Day is coming and another set of people will fall for it.

Eniburumo:
G

Hofbrauhaus:
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The best prank so far...