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Aderola15:
Yeskeh and his car keys, we aren't asking for too much please...

Ion want to work, just wanna twerk twerk twerk.

radiokilla:
khalifahsparkles I told you that a counter thread to https://www.nairaland.com/3746051/how-know-ladies-lazy-dirty/7#55702331 would surface. E don show o.

Doctorfitz:
Twerk on a guy or girl. Cos u swing both ways

funmisticqueen:
analyze it and publish my findings as the scientist that i am. Good morning.

KennyID17:
Well good luck with that

Good morning to u as well

Bumbae1:
No try am

Alphamale2017:
leave them, ad as jacksparrow talk for him reply , when rain stop , person way carry umbrella go know say na load him carry , from the look of things it will be very easy for me to Bleep most of these nairaland girls in reality , very simple , i pull up in my small lexus 330. Talk some sweet words, give them attention call them always spend 45mins on the phone gisting, follow her to her parents, show myself , if she still nor wan open the punna, spend small money on basic intro , collect list for marriage , i will fvck the punna steady day and night till all the water dry and then dash her hopes, broda u have to understand that majority of these girls are broke like the guys they are condeming. The hustle is real. , i am getting tired of romance section , when guys make post about relationship its all about sex and when girls post its all about money. Its getting too narrow

funmisticqueen:
as for awon rada rada like you, i know a few friends, myself included that can treat your fucckup because you have one pakoloko car, you think you have arrived. I have sent your type home with a hard on that will only be cured by vaseline, if i catch you, na to amputate that sausage between your legs and give you directions to the nearest hospital or better still, feed it to you for breakfast. I know how to make it painless, dont worry.

Jacksparr0w127:
Where do these people crawl out? How's being broke same as being irresponsible?

nikkypearl:
are u broke

oya talk true

Alphamale2017:
lmaoo . fortunately , I am not that kind of a person. .

my comment is just an illustration of how I can get in to the pants of 80% of most ladies . if I choose to.

I have lots of female friends. lots
s of them . if I screenshot our chat for u , you will think I am dating all of them I have rejected lots of offers to pass the night in my place becos I know that with some of them, the way we get alone so well
and the way we talk about intimate topics I know something will happen when they sleep over . and some of them, I have meet their boyfriends I know some of the guys are soft . I can't stand the sight of them crying
I am not a fvck boy .

I date 1 girl at a time .

the only thing keeping me from been a fvck boy right is my conscience .

but something keeps telling me i cant hold this for .
because of how easy it is for me to make female friends who we share bonds and emotion with. and also maybe becos of the cash .
also I have a little fear that if I start it, one girl may trap me with pregnancy . and I don't want to marry someone by force just because she is pregnant .

that's why been in a stable relationship is far better than been a fvck boy.


but on the whole, I am not that kind of person . at least not yet.

and talking about cutting off my sausage, na mouth u dey. last time I checked, most girls can't even kill a chicken &

before u cut it off, I will first use it on you
&

funmisticqueen:
if i have dissected a dead dicck before and killed a live chicken, i can definitely amputate a living one. Now that you have explained yourself, have no fear i wont come for you. Yet. Pls dont be partaking of any freely offered vagina o. HIV no dey show for face. Just maintain your lane and a responsible lady will come your way. Good luck

Alphamale2017:
Amen oh. I pray so. but its not easy oh. some girls can be really tempting oh. what do I do in situation . there are Iots of beautiful ladies everywhere. am seriously fighting the urge of becoming a. fvck boy . its not easy to stick with one girl . as of now, I am currently winning the battle but I don't know how long I can continue winning .

something tells me if I start it with be hard to stop.

its not easy. what do i do ?

funmisticqueen:
you are right o, but where there is a will, there is a way.

funmisticqueen:
as for awon rada rada like you, i know a few friends, myself included that can treat your fucckup because you have one pakoloko car, you think you have arrived. I have sent your type home with a hard on that will only be cured by vaseline, if i catch you, na to amputate that sausage between your legs and give you directions to the nearest hospital or better still, feed it to you for breakfast. I know how to make it painless, dont worry.

lefulefu:
its getting hot in here...
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Bumbae1
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kennyID17
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funmisticqueen:
Today has been lovely, men all of a sudden turned to minister of women affairs,knowing the genesis and revelation of all things female.

Toks2008:
You seem to be a smart and intelligent lady...would have loved to send you a friend request before now but my PM email is faulty.

Let's chat on wattsup with 080two314six04six.

Thanks

funmisticqueen:
Today has been lovely, men all of a sudden turned to minister of women affairs,knowing the genesis and revelation of all things female. Well ladies here's how to spot an irresponsible man.
1. HE'S BROKE: and doing nothing to change his situation but blame buhari and the country. He stays with his parents at 30, has never had a job or can't keep one longer than 6 months. His life is a barren fig tree, a lot of effort but no result, as long as he can soak garri to swell, drink beer and see congo to shine, he is content. If you date this one, you will automatically be a sugar mummy without the age. Just saying.
2. HE's UNSERIOUS : We all know them, they play ps3 or ludo or ayo from morning to night,they know everything about every footballer including the color of their favorite boxers. They always play ever lottery especially baba ijebu. He never grew up, his body left his brain behind like agric fowl. If you date this one, you will automatically become the mother of a 'bouncing baby MAN' and he will suck you dry before moving on.
3. HE HAS BAD HABITS: He drinks worse than a gutter, he smokes like a chimney, he is addicted to porn and masturbation. Ladies you can't change these ones, only God can.
4. HE'S UNFAITHFUL AND A PLAYER: A devoted member of the 'chop and clean mouth' ministries. every man with wandering eye,they cant walk straight once any humanbeing wearing a skirt passes by. He put you at a higher risks of acquiring STIs and high BP. Run sister, run from these ones.
5. HE HAS NO RESPECT FOR WOMEN: They are plenty here on nairaland. By their comments, you will know that their father figures never respected their mothers. They will destroy you emotionally as LONG as the world revolves around them.
6. HE'S ALL BARK AND NO BITE: empty vessels making the loudest sound just to impress us ladies.' i am the this of this and the that of that', 'i will do this and do that' they make empty promises and will have NOTHING TO SHOW, watch out these ones are subtle but easy to identify. They are not men of their words. If you watch them closely a lot of things in their life dont add up.
7. HE KEEPS REMINDING YOU THAT HE IS A MAN: as if we dont know that already.'i wear the pants in this house' is what you will hear them say when a woman confronts them about an issue and he knows he is wrong but doesnt want to take correction because his ego is more fragile than a premature newborn in an incubator.
Plenty more where that came from.
Nairaland men, you know yourselves come for my head if you dare
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bumbae1
Queensuccubus
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Safiaa:
YOUR MATES ARE MAKING MONEY, YOU ARE BUSY LOOKING FOR PUNA TO FCKK. LAZY GOATS. GO AND IMPROVE YOUR LIFE, BROKE MAN!!!! YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO IT !!

funmisticqueen:
Nairaland men, you know yourselves come for my head if you dare
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bumbae1
Queensuccubus
naijaboiy
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LethargiQue
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Nogodye:
Honestly, i have been expecting this kind of thread since.Can we call it counter thread? Anyways, your opinion is spotted.Hope you write this base on your experience? or base on the threads that surface here about ladies? I reserve my comment then

funmisticqueen:
Today has been lovely, men all of a sudden turned to minister of women affairs,knowing the genesis and revelation of all things female. Well ladies here's how to spot an irresponsible man.
1. HE'S BROKE: and doing nothing to change his situation but blame buhari and the country. He stays with his parents at 30, has never had a job or can't keep one longer than 6 months. His life is a barren fig tree, a lot of effort but no result, as long as he can soak garri to swell, drink beer and see congo to shine, he is content. If you date this one, you will automatically be a sugar mummy without the age. Just saying.
2. HE's UNSERIOUS : We all know them, they play ps3 or ludo or ayo from morning to night,they know everything about every footballer including the color of their favorite boxers. They always play ever lottery especially baba ijebu. He never grew up, his body left his brain behind like agric fowl. If you date this one, you will automatically become the mother of a 'bouncing baby MAN' and he will suck you dry before moving on.
3. HE HAS BAD HABITS: He drinks worse than a gutter, he smokes like a chimney, he is addicted to porn and masturbation. Ladies you can't change these ones, only God can.
4. HE'S UNFAITHFUL AND A PLAYER: A devoted member of the 'chop and clean mouth' ministries. every man with wandering eye,they cant walk straight once any humanbeing wearing a skirt passes by. He put you at a higher risks of acquiring STIs and high BP. Run sister, run from these ones.
5. HE HAS NO RESPECT FOR WOMEN: They are plenty here on nairaland. By their comments, you will know that their father figures never respected their mothers. They will destroy you emotionally as LONG as the world revolves around them.
6. HE'S ALL BARK AND NO BITE: empty vessels making the loudest sound just to impress us ladies.' i am the this of this and the that of that', 'i will do this and do that' they make empty promises and will have NOTHING TO SHOW, watch out these ones are subtle but easy to identify. They are not men of their words. If you watch them closely a lot of things in their life dont add up.
7. HE KEEPS REMINDING YOU THAT HE IS A MAN: as if we dont know that already.'i wear the pants in this house' is what you will hear them say when a woman confronts them about an issue and he knows he is wrong but doesnt want to take correction because his ego is more fragile than a premature newborn in an incubator.
Plenty more where that came from.
Nairaland men, you know yourselves come for my head if you dare
cc safiaa
bumbae1
Queensuccubus
naijaboiy
importexpert
LethargiQue
PrickGetSize

funmisticqueen:
Today has been lovely, men all of a sudden turned to minister of women affairs,knowing the genesis and revelation of all things female. Well ladies here's how to spot an irresponsible man.
1. HE'S BROKE: and doing nothing to change his situation but blame buhari and the country. He stays with his parents at 30, has never had a job or can't keep one longer than 6 months. His life is a barren fig tree, a lot of effort but no result, as long as he can soak garri to swell, drink beer and see congo to shine, he is content. If you date this one, you will automatically be a sugar mummy without the age. Just saying.
2. HE's UNSERIOUS : We all know them, they play ps3 or ludo or ayo from morning to night,they know everything about every footballer including the color of their favorite boxers. They always play ever lottery especially baba ijebu. He never grew up, his body left his brain behind like agric fowl. If you date this one, you will automatically become the mother of a 'bouncing baby MAN' and he will suck you dry before moving on.
3. HE HAS BAD HABITS: He drinks worse than a gutter, he smokes like a chimney, he is addicted to porn and masturbation. Ladies you can't change these ones, only God can.
4. HE'S UNFAITHFUL AND A PLAYER: A devoted member of the 'chop and clean mouth' ministries. every man with wandering eye,they cant walk straight once any humanbeing wearing a skirt passes by. He put you at a higher risks of acquiring STIs and high BP. Run sister, run from these ones.
5. HE HAS NO RESPECT FOR WOMEN: They are plenty here on nairaland. By their comments, you will know that their father figures never respected their mothers. They will destroy you emotionally as LONG as the world revolves around them.
6. HE'S ALL BARK AND NO BITE: empty vessels making the loudest sound just to impress us ladies.' i am the this of this and the that of that', 'i will do this and do that' they make empty promises and will have NOTHING TO SHOW, watch out these ones are subtle but easy to identify. They are not men of their words. If you watch them closely a lot of things in their life dont add up.
7. HE KEEPS REMINDING YOU THAT HE IS A MAN: as if we dont know that already.'i wear the pants in this house' is what you will hear them say when a woman confronts them about an issue and he knows he is wrong but doesnt want to take correction because his ego is more fragile than a premature newborn in an incubator.
Plenty more where that came from.
Nairaland men, you know yourselves come for my head if you dare
cc safiaa
bumbae1
Queensuccubus
naijaboiy
importexpert
LethargiQue
PrickGetSize