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| What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Loyalblak007(op): 6:57pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
I USED TO THINK; -whistling at night calls snakes. -Eating while standing gives you "yam leg". -Black cats are witches add yours  78 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by MrCork: 7:00pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Loyalblak007:  45 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by MrCork: 7:03pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Loyalblak007:..ok soi you sayin cat is a which. .correct?....wot as which gots to do with romance section and how does this help us chase women ?  57 Likes 9 Shares |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by forreelinc(m): 7:05pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Used to think all alhajis are rich Used to think umbrellas make good parachutes Used to think whiskey tastes like coke and champagne tastes like sprite Used to think cancer is contagious 70 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Topestbilly(m): 7:11pm On Apr 22, 2017*. Modified: 11:39am On Apr 23, 2017 |
when what you're eating drop on the floor & the next thing you hear is Don't pick it, the devil has eaten it. We were told to put our removed teeth in a paper, add 7 stones, wrap it firmly & throw it on the roof of a house or shop to prevent lizard from seeing it so it will grow back.  We were fooled 388 Likes 24 Shares |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by kullozone(m): 7:12pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Someone else stepping on your saliva would cause a severe pain in your throat. 259 Likes 10 Shares |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by MayhorE(m): 7:13pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
drinking coconut water makes you dull
watching KOTO AYE at night makes u have nightmare
opening eyes while praying makes u go blind 170 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by darbeelicous(f): 7:13pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
that any one that goes to t b Joshua's church is possessed. 77 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Loyalblak007(op): 7:14pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Topestbilly: 28 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 7:16pm On Apr 22, 2017*. Modified: 6:20am On Apr 23, 2017 |
My elders made me to believe that an orange seed will grow on my head if I swallow one I was always very careful whenever I want to suck an orange not to talk of udara little did I know that I was deceived can't forget the day I mistakenly swallowed a seed... hmm story for another day 196 Likes 9 Shares |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by simplyhonest(m): 7:19pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
I thought miniature people were actually in the tv 34 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Gbonyin: 7:21pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
I used to think... 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 7:22pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
That if you swallow pips, a fruit tree will grow inside your stomach. One time I swallowed one by mistake & I was sure that I was gonna turn into some human tree mutant. 25 Likes |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Loyalblak007(op): 7:25pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 7:28pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Lol i believed dat india vs nigeria football match dat india won by 99 - 1 293 Likes 12 Shares |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 7:39pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Lol i believed burying the head of a male redhead agama lizard with a coin will yield u money after seven days 197 Likes 12 Shares |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by ErnieSmallzz(f): 7:46pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
i was told, if u cut out the currency in a text book, and put it in kerosene, it would turn big and look like a real money. did this many many times.  , but.... 147 Likes 7 Shares |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Stanleysteno(m): 7:47pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Graduating from the university n become successful instantly: laying on the same bed with a lady n getting her pregnant with sex... I'll add some later 27 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Headlesschicken(m): 8:02pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
That Blue film,was just a movie,which its colour was just blue...  That Blue film,was just a movie,which its colour was just blue... 145 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Omoluabi16(m): 8:17pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
I used to think you could get a woman pregnant by kissing her. I always wonder why the moon/sun was always following daddy's car. swallowing orange seed will make your head a tree. Eating lime and bananas, garri and mango will kill you. ati be be lö 107 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Mystery007(m): 8:31pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Used to believe dah when u use d head of Agama lizard on a girl's Urine, she will like you instantly. lolz 63 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Fmartin(m): 8:46pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
kullozone: 4 Likes |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Fmartin(m): 8:48pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Mystery007:till today i believe dat bt hv neva try it. hv u? 2 Likes |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Fmartin(m): 8:49pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
if u swallow bubble gum, it wil block ur anus 55 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by MrSavage: 9:00pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Loyalblak007:condom were baloons 13 Likes |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by justiniyke29: 9:00pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Was told dat if i touched a girl bum she would get pregnant,was always careful nt 2 even touch d back self. 8 Likes |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Freeman50(m): 9:05pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
If I had a cell phone...who are my going to call, who's gonna call me as well, if at all I need to recharge.....where's the money? & vice versa. 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Amarabae(f): 9:12pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
I used to think that .....
lol,childhood memories 1 Like |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by helen4(f): 9:25pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
A lady gets pregnant when a guy touches her 25 Likes |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Cool23(m): 9:41pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Fmartin:or it will stay there for seven years |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by libertymax(m): 9:47pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Loyalblak007:hahaha eating while standing gives you yam leg 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Mystery007(m): 10:09pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Fmartin:My brother I did try it oohh but nofin happened. I almost cried. After all d d stress of searching for Agama lizard, chasing and stoning it to death den cutting off its head, drying it b4 pounding, d processes goes on and on and e no work 30 Likes |
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