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My phone is more exciting than my spouse; what can I say?

I love my phone! I’ll admit it, it’s hugely helpful both in my work and personal life. And frankly, at times, it’s fun! In fact, sometimes I find it to be more exciting than my husband. But how can that be, as I truly love my husband?

Let’s look at what’s really going on with this cellphone addiction a little more closely.

I can’t count how many times I’ve been at an event with my husband and found that I “needed” to (again) just quickly check email, scroll through Facebook, or be sure that I missed nothing urgent on the never-ending newsfeed. And honestly, I do it even though I think it’s hugely rude. (Yes, I’m one of those!)
Source: https://www.trendiee.com/confessions/love-phone-love-husband/

madness loading ......95%

Divorce your husband and marry your phone

Then give both of them equal attention.


#phonefreak .

Meaning you love your other chat mates than your husband



You need to be born-again!

Tallesty1:
Divorce your husband and marry your phone

lolx

vanida6:
lolx

It is that simple

so y did u get married in d first place..........smh 4 u

it is allowed

hmmm gud to kw op

Omoh ah don't blame that lady.. I love my phone more than anyone.. She's always with me at all times...

#phonelove..

Throw the phone away. End of story..

Shey eleyì gbadun sha?
Marry your phone nah.....
iberibe!!

Eeeya wat love. . Iranu