I attend a government school and the name is OSADENIS HIGH SCHOOL, ASABA DELTA STATE.Yeah thats my school, my school is a very popular school for those who is very conversant with Asaba schools, and if u have lived or u r living in cable or around that side u sure MUST have heard of OSADENIS.More Updates coming ur way

I entered osadenis approximately in the year 2010.That was when i first tasted school life, i mean the main school not primary school child's play, after evry rigorous catehism like my mum used to call every long procedure cos i was first posted at naija mixed secondary school buh my mum complained of the excessive cultism activities going on their(buh my people for is there any place that is safe) so we choose osadenis cos it was only boyz as of then o and they were very discipline. i entered jss 1 D and i met agric dat vry mornin our agric teachers name was mr chukwuma( the man dey flock hell but i neva knew) and he welcome me cheerfully with a smile(only if i knew). Shortly it was break, and my fada gave my #30 to flex with and i taught i was a big boy cos they neva gave me any in my pri. sch. days, and i was accompanied by one of friend from home named Israel(real name) - a vry bad boi buh i like him sha.I bought okpa and ice cream and he bought his and we decided to stroll buh as i saw sum boiz, my agemates play football, i cancelled evry spirit of football for dat day,that is how much I love love football.

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eunisam:
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oga eunisam thank u 4 ur comment i very much app it.But if na u u wnt make e continue?.

[color=#000099][/color] As i got home i couldnt stop tellin my mother hw tinz went down in school dat day, and she was all similes, proud dat her boy is now in secondary school, that her level has elevated. She is now a big woman and am nw a big boy chai!!. Our neighbours daughter, their first daughter is in the same class with me and she is very fine girl i must and i had eyes for her (that is since let me say umm...ehn seven year back o) and sumtimes i do meet her and we discuss school life (because she attends Asagba mixed) sumtimes we do homeworks together then afta we wash our uniform then i never cared about ironing cos i felt there was no need. Once it was evenin i go and "learn" how to play football cos i cant,and sunday is d guy dat owns the ball.We normal play 'monkey post' buh sometimes we try to make it contemporary by movin into a larger space or field and addin more players, then we play till seven or whenever we saw that mehn! We cant continue o, then we stop. So on this particular day, when it was time 2 choose and they want to refer to me they will say "Isi (meanin head cos i take style gt big head sha) i challenge u take one post" and evrybody will laugh at joke including me sef, then i will reply smiling" ur papa isi choose one post idiot".Then throughout dat ball my name will no longer be Joshua like before it will nw become "isi".

Ur comments will b appreciated also

feeling the vibe bro!.it's been long I left sec school,although it was fun and interesting,i can't really remember everything that happened then.Good to know that someone does and can put it into writing.I'm really curious to know where ur story is heading to

swiz123:
feeling the vibe bro!.it's been long I left sec school,although it was fun and interesting,i can't really remember everything that happened then.Good to know that someone does and can put it into writing.I'm really curious to know where ur story is heading to

Thanks bro if u are the only one commenting am very ok with that

Wow
sec sch rocks!
im lovin the story
buh bro truth to be told, yhu need to work on your grammer, yhu shud be puting paragraph Etc

AlamienDagash:
Wow
sec sch rocks!
im lovin the story
buh bro truth to be told, yhu need to work on your grammer, yhu shud be puting paragraph Etc

Thank you so much my bro, i was only do all that to economize space type fast and make the story lengthy atleast.And am typin with a Nokia 2690 phone buh thanks 4 ur observations sha God bless and i will try to change.

we are still waiting for your next update

***Next Day*** As early as 'what says the time' am in school 'cos eh if u see way these teachers were wiping the late comer the first day i came eh and my dad said "are u seeing what they are doing to those boys the wiping ?" 'eh i muttered. 'Thats another kind of breakfast u will be eating if u come before 'eight o' clock ,so beware!.He warned During assembly that early mornin, our principal (abi principle i no knw the wan wey e b again cos me surprise if d 'pal' wey dey d front is pronounced as ple dat means pal dat is friend go dey pronounce as 'ple' na abi no b so? Na ask i ask o) was fuming because our assembly prefect was beaten like a kid, and the culprit was called out ,men the guy was huge, no wonder the people that analysed the fight say he beat the prefect just like the way mayweather will beat paw paw any time they meet.Trust student na with analysis and demonstrations. "so u are the idiot that flexed ur muscles on ur fellow student, a prefect at that, hmmm, as much as i will not put ur words into considerations, i will like to ur own side of the story".Mr ikwuelu, our principle said. 'um...um...i...i...it...it was yesterday when we were in the class argueing about a weekend match that was played on saturday'.And I was wondering why someone like this will just decide to be disgracing himself all in the name of arguement.

"and then he started refering to me saying hazard wey u dey yab go fit buy ur u buy ur generation and the coming once that he... "eeeiiy i hear am, i hear am,and everybody laughed. Chaii! Ooom! Which kind yab wickedness b dis na, prefect why u go talk like this na, even young john no wicked reach like this o i swear, which brought another round of laughter from the students.It required the principld to tell us all kneel down(i dey talk "all" like say na only me be wan kneel down before) before everywhere became quiet.

"and then he started refering to me saying hazard wey u dey yab go fit buy ur u buy ur generation and the coming once that he... "eeeiiy i hear am, i hear am,and everybody laughed. Chaii! Ooom! Which kind yab wickedness b dis na, prefect why u go talk like this na, even young john no wicked reach like this o i swear, which brought another round of laughter from the students.It required the principld to tell us all kneel down(i dey talk "all" like say na only me be wan kneel down before) before everywhere became quiet.

After the whole english speaking, principal shouted. "prefects!. "sir!! .They answered. 'bring the slaughter table here.I am goin to give you just thirty strokes of cane because am in a good mood (then tell hw e wan b if this kind cum dey vex) .The table was brought to the assembly ground and the boy was asked to lie down pull his knicker and dirty boxers was out for an unpleasant view and principal was doing body on him like a panelbeater and the boy cried loudly for Africa. As we all marched inside our various class d soon the class became rowdy, student arranging and opening their lockers and chairs, some talking about football which i paid great attention to that i even went and sat with them till when one boy called Abubakar intruded with "Emma shey u knw ekene na...that ftb guy... Red sea don bust am o". "Na lie. Emma said trying to know the genuinty of the story. "Me na? Oya dey make pant dey wear you na. "Jesus! "Emma u know the guy.Chima asked.

'I know am na my g for na, chai! Nna na wa o'. Emma said. 'Buh Chima u suppose knw dis guy na' yes u know am'. 'know who? me?. Chima said obviously not wanting anything thing to do with a dead person.'Abeg i no know am o'. 'which one be say you no know am you don forget that guy wey dey play two wella for Ahabam (name of a primary school in Asaba near mami market, adjacent to saint peter Anglican church) na ?'. Emma tried explaining. 'I no fit rememberam o' 'ehn!, that guy wey sabi play shot eh'...'Wey wipe u shot for prick na wey say make we go buy extra egg incase if doctor check e come be say one of them don burst.' We laughed as he said that. 'ohkay na d guy?' 'k o no be the guy, muumu'. Emma said mockingly. 'Nna na wa o, the way pple take dey die days eh, even for my villages sef' 'na so e be for everybody own, die die everywhere' .Abubakar Haruna supported. 'Which village be that sef'. Another guy named Emma but his surname is Anyika asked. 'Ogwashi ukwu o'. I said and they started shouting 'JESUS EH!!!' onye oshi ewu'! No wonder all the goat for Asaba they miss one by one cos their nemesis they town' chai!! Eya!!. That was chima "ehn if for say. I. For. Say so na u' and he laughed harder with others joining him in the annoying laughter ' hope say una no get goats for una hauz o' he asked the rest of and they chorused' NO WE DEY MAD' and continued with their laughter.

Thank you all for using ur silence as a means of tellin me that what are doing is not good by not commenting all doing anything weather positive or otherwise...Thank you very much... and i think i will abandon these and read other writers amazing work like uncle the blessed... Aunty chumzy... Chipapi etc instead wasting my time here (buh i might still post sha). As for those that commented thank you.

Jowaxy:
After the whole english speaking, principal shouted. "prefects!. "sir!! .They answered. 'bring the slaughter table here.I am goin to give you just thirty strokes of cane because am in a good mood (then tell hw e wan b if this kind cum dey vex) .The table was brought to the assembly ground and the boy was asked to lie down pull his knicker and dirty boxers was out for an unpleasant view and principal was doing body on him like a panelbeater and the boy cried loudly for Africa. As we all marched inside our various class d soon the class became rowdy, student arranging and opening their lockers and chairs, some talking about football which i paid great attention to that i even went and sat with them till when one boy called Abubakar intruded with "Emma shey u knw ekene na...that ftb guy... Red sea don bust am o". "Na lie. Emma said trying to know the genuinty of the story. "Me na? Oya dey make pant dey wear you na. "Jesus! "Emma u know the guy.Chima asked.

Jowaxy:
After the whole english speaking, principal shouted. "prefects!. "sir!! .They answered. 'bring the slaughter table here.I am goin to give you just thirty strokes of cane because am in a good mood (then tell hw e wan b if this kind cum dey vex) .The table was brought to the assembly ground and the boy was asked to lie down pull his knicker and dirty boxers was out for an unpleasant view and principal was doing body on him like a panelbeater and the boy cried loudly for Africa. As we all marched inside our various class d soon the class became rowdy, student arranging and opening their lockers and chairs, some talking about football which i paid great attention to that i even went and sat with them till when one boy called Abubakar intruded with "Emma shey u knw ekene na...that ftb guy... Red sea don bust am o". "Na lie. Emma said trying to know the genuinty of the story. "Me na? Oya dey make pant dey wear you na. "Jesus! "Emma u know the guy.Chima asked.

Guy continue in as much as I left secondary school 2005 . I can relate to all that you are writing ,very nice story so far ,even tho you have to work hard on your spellings ,punctuations and paragraph .Secondary school was fun..please endeavor to continue

Noted bro thanks.

One day in school on friday to be precise we were in the seventh out of eight periods we had for a day . We were having home economics that day . The teacher came in and wrote in capital letter 'PUBERTY' while asking us " where did we stop the last time ?". And the student started flipping their notes " home management!" . "And what was the last sub topic there ?". " clothing and texile" . She looked up and saw me and said Seems we have a new student here ?. " yes ma". " can you Introduce yourself to us please " . ' My names are Edibei JOSHUA ' . I said sitting down . And beford the teacher could say any other thing else , I was already hearing murmuring from someone at the back whose name is Emma Obi saying " you sure say na your name be that " , and some laughed before our teacher intervened. "Are you mad ? , whats the meaning of that?, are you the one that gave him the name ". If u like don't start writing mumus". And she immediately turned to write. But as she called them mumu the students she was talking to bent down slightly and muttered "mehn see dogding" and there was no way on this planet earth except in mars where I came from that the teacher would everly understand what they did. "Puberty can be defined as the growth from childhood to adulthood which alters the change of the body from less sensitive to highly sensitive... and she went on to explain the characteristics of puberty, and that was what excited us most and it brought lots of giggles from us, and that was beginning to irritated our teacher . " why are you people laughing na" . And the class bursted out laughing . She chuckled and said chai! this children has spoilt o. "okay you opening your teeth , give me one characteristics of puberty , whats that your name sef". " chima!" the class helped her. "ehn chima tell us one". Chima stood still grinning , and he said "em...em... bigging of the breast and penis and penis" and the teacher threw him the chalk while the class laughed. But Emma Obi was busy whispering but never knew he loud rather " sweetness of toto and enlargement of yansh in girls", which intensified the laughter. And that made him surprise because he believe he actually whispered. "idiot, was that was i said and she hissed spoilt child". "All these cable and akwaebulu boys eh, you are very very useless" and she gave the note to our prefect Augustine to cope and then she walked out of the class.

Uncle theblessedMan ( My mentor) uncle chipapii aunty bibijay, abeg , a sixteen year old boy just write small thing and BIG BIG corrections need to be made , Please

Ehn Both Aunty humzypinky o and everybody. Your instructional guidiance is what I need.

Ehn Both Aunty humzypinky o and EVERYBODY. Your instructional guidiance is what I need.

A week to our test all man was forming serious student. But because we are in school, there were still some students who were very unserious. And I knew these , that was why I always endeavour to read atleast , two hours * Sometimes sha o*. So if I reach school , I will be discussing football with my pals. " Chelsea don close in on hulk o" Emma said excitedly holding a 'True Blues' newspaper . " Na so so "closing in , closing in" them dem dey do since " and he hissed . Chima is a barca fan or fans (that is only him one na fans) like he used to call it while me and Emma are Chelsea fans. " How many players barca don sign since this season ?" but chelsea don sign two , make I count am for you one two three , three!" He signaled with his fingers . " But barca never sign even one player you dey open mouth dey talk". "Me no say chelsea even if they sign all the whole players wey dey all whole clubs dey no go reach barca I no wan make we dey argue nonsense arguement you hear? Ehn so forget am". ' Na because messi sef'. These was Me talking now ' everytime Messi Messi Messi . Make Messi come premier league come since like Ronaldo na , make i know whether he go flop'. " You dey talk about flop , im go even see ball play sef" Emma supported me "who tell you say im no go see ball play ? abeg make we leave this talk abeg wetin we even get first". ' basic science, cca and social studies ' I said. " I know say Joshua go don read for am na" Emma said. " Ahah I trust Joshua na, im no dey slack for that one na, abi Joshua?" Emma asked me. ' Why , that one na sure thing na'. " correct! So hope dey that day na be that?". 'If you like no go read o' . "The thing no dey let me o guy". 'You don see person wey dey enjoy am na abi' and I just hissed. "Nna next week go red o". Chima said. " No be small thing o guy" Emma supported. But I just laughed because I was never afraid. After the test which was next week , we wrote our exams . But on the last day we were call to the assembly ground for the anouncement that changed osadenis from bad to worse in Immorality. Like sardines in the ocean, we ran to the assembly ground , which is in front of the administrative block with our bags. And you know na no food basket unlike primary school. Our Principal stood on the pavement of the administrative block and he said.

Nice story but learn to paragraph your work and most especially, narrate your story logically.

YungTemy:
Nice story but learn to paragraph your work and most especially, narrate your story logically.

Uncle Temy, abeg no vex. Am using a Nokia 2690, ehn , so u understand why there is no paragraph and enough space. Buh thanks sha. Thank you very much for the notice.

YungTemy:
Nice story but learn to paragraph your work and most especially, narrate your story logically.

Uncle Temy, abeg no vex. Am using a Nokia 2690. Ehn , so u understand why there is no paragraph and enough space. Buh thanks sha. Thank you very much for the notice.