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Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by oluwasma(f): 11:20am On May 03, 2017 |
A guy said "I was out with some friends at a bar once, and this older lady in her like late 40's starts hitting on me, I try to politely decline her advances several times before snapping and saying, "Look you're the same age as my mother, I'm not interested." she responds with, "You can call me mama." not sure if the vomit was because I drank too much or just general disgust". Over to you Nairaland guys...what's yours? |
Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by Nobody: 11:21am On May 03, 2017 |
Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by Nobody: 11:25am On May 03, 2017 |
Memories , Back in secondary school there was this girl, she was an introvert, and I exactly the opposite cuz I love me my women She was always rude to me, wouldn't say a word without an insult, I took it as nothing cause nothing bothered me then, at times when we left to go to classes someone would write my name with another girl's like "Stephanie loves David" Then it turned to my items getting missing, that was when it caught me, there didn't come a day either my book or pen didn't get lost, I had to even report to our form master, And the funny thing is she'd steal and take them home, it was funny at first until it wasn't. It was after we graduated that I got to know this girl was hitting on me, everyone knew except me. Girls can be sth else mannn 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by Nobody: 11:36am On May 03, 2017 |
She say make i help am apply some lotion to her back after she baff finish..and na only she dey house.. naso she lie for bed com shift the towel go her yansh... naso my body dey vibrate small small naso i con dey put the lotion oh ..so after I don put am she con talk say make i put for front too... naso she turn expose bobby oh... chai! as i con dey rub lotion for her chest and nipple... my P con use style touch her hand.... she con .. |
Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by dingbang(m): 11:54am On May 03, 2017 |
She carried plank and hit on me... I now fell in love.... Sobs 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by Headlesschicken(m): 12:45pm On May 03, 2017 |
Back then in school she simply begged me to phuck her,as a gentleman i had to oblige... |
Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by Stevengerd(m): 12:53pm On May 03, 2017 |
RB007: |
Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by Stevengerd(m): 12:53pm On May 03, 2017 |
RB007:Finish Wetin U Start Oh! |
Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by Nobody: 12:59pm On May 03, 2017 |
Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by Nobody: 1:10pm On May 03, 2017 |
I don't kiss and tell |
Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by HARDDON: 1:35pm On May 03, 2017 |
1. " U look like u cud make do with a gud dinner, come by my house on fri evening , let me spoil u were fud" Little did i know that there r two types of.....i learnt that day. 2. saw this Briefs n tot they wud luk gud on u 3. Do you have a gf? 4. Most just keep stealing a look @ u n smiling. 5. Sec sch, she copies all my note, buys me lunch. Goes outa her way to make me happy. |
Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by Dionnetech: 2:08pm On May 03, 2017 |
Lionessza is hitting on me No offence |
Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by Lionessza(f): 2:10pm On May 03, 2017 |
Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by Dionnetech: 2:13pm On May 03, 2017 |
Lionessza:you know more than i do,,lets not announce it on NL |
Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by Lionessza(f): 2:15pm On May 03, 2017 |
Dionnetech: Lol just whisper to my ear and remind me please
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Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by Dionnetech: 2:46pm On May 03, 2017 |
Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by Lionessza(f): 3:04pm On May 03, 2017 |
Dionnetech: Nah let's rather leave it hey. . Maybe you should just tell them all how I hit on you. |
Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by Dionnetech: 3:14pm On May 03, 2017 |
Lionessza:You just decline a PM
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Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by Lionessza(f): 3:30pm On May 03, 2017 |
Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by Dionnetech: 3:37pm On May 03, 2017 |
Lionessza:That i can't assure u Just wanna be a friend, a harmless one |
Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by slim49z(m): 3:43pm On May 03, 2017 |
Dionnetech: Why d heck you crying? Cos she says no PM? You should have looked for a way to make her bulge and there's always a way! What's wrong with guys of these dayz? Damn! 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by Dionnetech: 4:04pm On May 03, 2017 |
slim49z:Na wah to u bro, But i really didn't cry. u made my comment looks obvious |
Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by Sanemind(m): 4:32pm On May 03, 2017 |
Lionessza:dis babe u wicked oh, l just dey observe u since!! 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by chiraqDemon(m): 5:23pm On May 03, 2017 |
RB007:Guy too much pornhub nurumassage is not good for yiu |
Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by Nobody: 5:24pm On May 03, 2017 |
chiraqDemon:na true i swear |
Re: Nairaland Guys, Whats The Weirdest Way A Woman Has Hit On You? by SexyNairalander: 5:44pm On May 03, 2017 |
booked
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