ebim:
@Elbizzcklinz, did u actually do the test or was just issued certificate? How many days did it take if u did the test? Where can i take the meningitis vaccine?
Thank you in advance.

Na Naija we dey.... If u want to do the test u can but it is 12-15k and it takes days.... If u want the certificate without test.... U can.


For the vaccine, any federal hospital can do it...

Please has anyone in Lagos gotten the CSM immunization.

Tunnyz7:
Honorable distinguished colleagues I hereby raise a motion that the new KING junki04 be IMPEACHED

hmmmmmm
red blood

Junki04:
hmmm

Congratulations

JIGGERNAPPY:


Swearing In Ceremony
The Immediate Past President, (Uzeba) GCFR

The vice President GCON (Eze Knacker 1)

The Senate President (exeasy )

The Minister of Works (yureyes)

The Comptroller General of NAFDAC (Segunk1)

The Minister of information (Lai Bashnigga)

The Minister of Transport to Camp (mandibeauty)

The Cheif of Security (Bussieboi)

The Chief of Air Staff (Aspdrone)

The of EFCC (mustack)

The Attorney General and Minster of Justice (Jiggernappy)

The Minister Of Women affair (Chriswazo)

The minister of Education (Christly99)

The Minister for Foreign Affairs (Itzwizzle)

The minister of finance (cutestcutie84)

The Director General of NYSC (Chumaster), all protocols observed,

i welcome you all to this great ceremony, and as the Chief Justice of the Nairaland NYSC federation (NNF)

I hereby install Junki04 as the new president of NNF


Cutestcuty84, Cesarx , zinnychy, Hayormeah,
Ayomidric, Emcee6,
Jamie1, Thorrvik55,
Skrt, Teaser4,
Tunnyz7, GentleLord,
Uzeba, Oliviaxx,
Mhiztemmy, Toogbasky,
Rinsola32, Tommy9,
Jiggernappy, Zagadat1,
Royalsleek, Knacker,
Chriswazo, Segunk1,
Mrletsgo, Bashnigga,
Bussieboi, Philgbee,
Mexyz, Christly99,
Angelswt, Sparkle4u,
Mandibeauty, Phunkyposh
Ardeypearlz, Bussieboi,
Spicycat, Mustack,
Preciousify, Eghosagraviti,
Directonpc, Missmossy,
Baze1, Lindabell,
DonVeek, Aspdrone,
Diybay, TFeminist,
Tpresh, Majedobi,
floxyluv, mrletsgo,
Derick, matildahenshaw,
ifefolayimi, nathweezy,
sparkle4u, holuwakore,
ategberoson, tobijoshua,
darrytoz, tosins,
sesimi, genea,
elthugnificient,
Et al

Minster of transport indeed

segunk1:
@jiggernappy wehdone sir atleast for keeping the house warm.

But chriswazo u finally allowed jiggernappy to achieve his aims, bringing politics into the land, which is an abominable act, have you forgotten we Dont vote here, we Don't do all sorts of political acts here, that's why the Gods are angry, that's why the king is not competent, that's why powers are changing hands, that's why the king prefers to rule with a woman's heart (y'all knows what that means), killings everywhere, no peace in the land, pls we Don't need disaster in the land as the gods re still very angry and I'm afraid the worse might happen if we Don't halt this political and military system of government.
We need not to forget our tradition,
You guys need to appease the gods of the land.
Former King knacker, former king gentlelord and former king uzeba.
Elders of the land Elder Chriswazo, myself, bussieboi, bashnigga, philgbeee..... Please let's come together to restore order in the land.
The former kings should pls meet together and discuss with the priest about what to do to appease the Gods.
Elders pls let's meet with the former kings and the priest so we ll know next steps to take pls.

Since Engnr Jiggernappy also has good skills in carrying out infos and also a good mass communicator..... The elders will communicate to every one the outcome of the meeting may the gods of of our land be with us.

hungry niggas eying the throne.. i no blame them sha

Mustack:
Ever since someone don break my heart, I no call person name. Na jeje I dy talk my own ohh ehh.. make dem no come use Long leg ban me again...
I don move out from MMM with my shattered heart along with it enter Naija bet. since den I just dy winnn.

Issroait. The lord is ur muscle

Mustack:

SHM
EFCC una don die..my own go strong pass mugu own.
I stand with equality
Thank GOD say my friend secure that nafdac job.. Pls help us sanitized those area pls. You know what I mean..
Chris you don use Long leg abi?
Mandi abeg I no get tfare I hope I go reach camp savely.
If anybody need cash our finance minister carry wella meanwhile don't forget the shearing formula.

Big man like you

Chriswazo:


long leg for minister of women affairs , una just d make me laugh, ma i just d look una.

JIGGERNAPPY:


NEWSFLASH

EFCC begins probe of the former president of NNF over alleged 3000+ for call up/green card printout

The Minister of Women Affairs, Chriswazo in hot sex scandal,

Minister of Transport promisses free vehicle to convey corpers to camp but for only PCMS of Ogun state

The New president, Junki04 has been sworn in, promisses to lead the PCM to camp

The Attorney General, JIGGERNAPPY urges all Appointees to resume duty as they declare their assets

Hehehe. I don't believe you.

Chriswazo:


, oh boy, u c ur way carry time o! no come bring trouble between me and my baby Mandibeauty or i go sue u for public defamation and libelous publication against my person. Take ur journalism of calumny elsewhere o.
Meanwhile ur headlines are articulate except for the "boldened", lol. Ma i no look for u for ur camp OBS o!

Don't mind dem jor. Lolz

Angelswt:

OK sir!
lol you got me laughing...

Don't laff ur ass out o ✌

Chriswazo:

what ur father didn't achieve, u wan to force it on ur husband, u try.

Lol.... U wicked o

Hello, i have two questions to ask:
First off, the 'bvn saga' , I haven't done that; would that affect my registration in camp??
Finally, regarding the id card, would foreign I'd card be accepted? I mean student Id given by an institution outside Nigeria?

mandibeauty:
Hehehe. I don't believe you.

lol! how u doing?

Angelswt:

not that
just considering... what if the distance is just too far?

Hayormeah:


What if one is posted to somewhere far? Not everyone will be opportuned to return home after camp.

U guys hv a point, never thought abt dat.... For me, I'll surely go home no matter the distance. There're some things u jst might need later that u can't bring along to camp.

Guys is this presentable as Medical Certificate of Fitness, this is what I was given when I went to Garki Hospital despite carrying out all the necessary test?

JIGGERNAPPY:
i just got a message from NYSC, Ogun please be nice yo me

baggage ready, files completed,,, waiting to wear a new haircut just like someone said

camp will be fun,,,

who plays scrabble here?

I only sabi wort n football

I have been thinking. For we that would be playing plenty of football in camp, where is the ball coming from?
Are we to buy balls when coming ni.?
I have seen my state of deployment already through my connect.
So Ogun be ready for Cyber. #smile

Rays123:
Guys is this presentable as Medical Certificate of Fitness, this is what I was given when I went to Garki Hospital despite carrying out all the necessary test?

I think it's okay sha although most people's own contain results of test taken. But I believe it would be accepted.

Bashnigga:


U guys hv a point, never thought abt dat.... For me, I'll surely go home no matter the distance. There're some things u jst might need later that u can't bring along to camp.

you have a point too you know.

JIGGERNAPPY:


lol! how u doing?

Fyn. Hw abt you?

habbyy03:


you are wrong bro..
the timetable will be modified after the deployment of stream 1 pcms...
it's always been like that...

#Oza room general

YOU ARE CARRIED!! YOU AIN'T A LEARNER HERE.

AspDrone:
I have been thinking. For we that would be playing plenty of football in camp, where is the ball coming from?
Are we to buy balls when coming ni.?
I have seen my state of deployment already through my connect.
So Ogun be ready for Cyber. #smile

, funny gal

Rays123:
Guys is this presentable as Medical Certificate of Fitness, this is what I was given when I went to Garki Hospital despite carrying out all the necessary test?

before wetin u be wan may d give u , is acceptable sir.

anybody don experience inability to download green card?

cutestcuty84:
why won't he pay my salary...e be like say u want me to add sand to ur garri abi...
I can command the King to impeach u both now...He z here with me in the other room

Na so so Oza room you dey go?

o king and high chiefs of NNF 2017, Mama D Mama and habbyy03 can represent us in next year's BedLympics

jiggernappy must hear this

kkc1:
Hello, i have two questions to ask:
First off, the 'bvn saga' , I haven't done that; would that affect my registration in camp??
Finally, regarding the id card, would foreign I'd card be accepted? I mean student Id given by an institution outside Nigeria?

why haven't you done ur BVN? Do you have a functional bank account Anyway it won't stop you from opening a bank account in the camp, d will have to do that and link it with your other accounts.

For the Foreign id card, it should, just wait for segunk1 to come and complete my answer on that

mandibeauty:

Hehehe. I don't believe you.

that's my baby, no mind the liar that calls himself a journalist. Baby that headline really made me laugh hard this morning.

AspDrone:

Lol.... U wicked o

mandibeauty:

Don't mind dem jor. Lolz

Baby am not perturbed cos i kno who i gat. thank u