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Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by Rider23: 12:09pm On May 11, 2017
hian.. na wah oh
Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by Rhodababy123: 12:11pm On May 11, 2017
oluwayimika123:
When they say joy stick misses what comes to my mind is HOW

does d joystick disappear completely and leave only d balls or balls disappears leaving the Stick den takes d Joy away cos I'm just confused.
go and assist the said woman to lift her bag then take pictures and post for us to see
Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by Lancelott(m): 12:12pm On May 11, 2017
Its a lie, this happened many years ago and it was featured on NTA network news. Normally if the organ is not returned, the person will die in seven days. Its a ritual thing. Nigerians are wicked, someone helped you and you want to use the person for ritual
Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by ipobbigot7: 12:12pm On May 11, 2017
This is scary.

I have to hold my own tight to be sure it doesn't disappear just for reading this.
Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by Nobody: 12:12pm On May 11, 2017
The foolishness of Africans...

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Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by 4rty(f): 12:17pm On May 11, 2017
Its like this is the reigning things now like shaking hands..pop it disappears or someone brushes u while walking infact I have heard a lot of things like that. sad
Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by Nickymezor(f): 12:18pm On May 11, 2017
Tales by moon light all da way smiley Wat a fabricated story.

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Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by zmtoz: 12:20pm On May 11, 2017
I hope the guy tested the returned joy stick with the lady in question?
Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by aniyphil: 12:22pm On May 11, 2017
you hear a lot of bulls..t stories everyday . . .a lot of unconfirmed stories everyday . . .and that is how the woman would have met her death via jungle justice if luck was not on her side . . .who proofed the disappearance of the manhood . . .who saw it restored? So many questions . . .yet no answers ! I tire for Naija undecided

Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by adem30: 12:22pm On May 11, 2017
HopeAtHand:


thats a gas pipeline right of way, people shouldnt build so close...but they dnt hear.

Okay
Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by joeace2020(m): 12:22pm On May 11, 2017
The poor and their poverty mentality
Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by zoeA: 12:27pm On May 11, 2017
always...always Rivers State...Does Satan Live There?
Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by goldedprince: 12:40pm On May 11, 2017
instead of to use your potato camera snap the real pic, you dey busy dey snap poto poto

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Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by AfonjaRepublic(f): 12:40pm On May 11, 2017
I hope he tasted the manhood

On the woman.. grin
Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by Honest2(m): 12:42pm On May 11, 2017
Im pretty sure that the girl who stole this guy joy stick is from edo state or benin

Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by Nobody: 12:48pm On May 11, 2017
fake.

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Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by Nobody: 12:54pm On May 11, 2017
oluwayimika123:
When they say joy stick misses what comes to my mind is HOW

does d joystick disappear completely and leave only d balls or balls disappears leaving the Stick den takes d Joy away cos I'm just confused.
Come make I touch you, make your joysti miss them you go no
Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by DJInfluence: 1:01pm On May 11, 2017
chie8:
As shared by Joshua,a journalist at Nigeria Info 92.3 PH....

'What could have been a mob action today was averted in Port Harcourt following quick intervention by some residents and Police operatives. Trouble started when a private security guard, attached to a gas plant behind Dominion City Church, Mgbuoba in Obio/Akpor Local Government Area raised alarmed that his manhood was missing after assisting a lady lift her traveling bag at about 6am. The private security guard was said to have [b]regained his manhood [/b]after concerned residents forced her to reverse her alleged action'


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/05/security-man-manhood-goes-missing-after.html
And he sure say na him own he received back? Abi the lady give am the sparepart of another person? I hope say he don test the thing to know whether the full function still dey intact.
Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by dwebwalker(m): 1:03pm On May 11, 2017
oluwayimika123:
When they say joy stick misses what comes to my mind is HOW

does d joystick disappear completely and leave only d balls or balls disappears leaving the Stick den takes d Joy away cos I'm just confused.

That's the same confusing thought on my mind... Is everything going or just some...


Please someone should explain.
Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by Nobody: 1:10pm On May 11, 2017
sunnysunny69:
fake fake fake, he never had a long joystick in the first place. It's a very old ploy in Lagos in those days, a guy will pick money on the floor and then scream his joystick had disappeared, by evening the poster is out on sale with the graphic description of how it happened. Some people do it so they can get public sympathy and help for small joystick. From the crowd someone will say I know one baba that can help you.

wow thanks for this.
Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:16pm On May 11, 2017
Funny how people are quick to take picture of dead bodies, accident victims etc, but as soon as such nonsense happens, NOT A SINGLE SOUL is willing/able to take a pic....
Nonsense Harry Potter BS

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Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by Ehinmola(m): 1:18pm On May 11, 2017
The lady wanted to keep the joystick of the security man for security reasons. However no actual pictures to prove this development.
Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by alaskido(m): 1:28pm On May 11, 2017
Na wetin she wan take the man joystick do? Na the chewing stick? Or she want to dey use am for night take dey masturbate.
Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by justhenry(m): 1:51pm On May 11, 2017
oluwayimika123:
When they say joy stick misses what comes to my mind is HOW

does d joystick disappear completely and leave only d balls or balls disappears leaving the Stick den takes d Joy away cos I'm just confused.
Missing "manhood" simply means that ur balls... I mean both balls disappear. When u touch ur deeq, u feel no balls, and u know the balls are the main source of the fluid without which one is Impotent. So... Check ur balls when next u help a stranger or a stranger touches u suspiciously. Its real guys!!!
Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by sheddo619(m): 2:09pm On May 11, 2017
sunnysunny69:
You take your eye see the disappeared prick ? We can believe anything in Africa. Juju exist 100% but not all this tales are true.
will u now believe if I tell u it happened to me
Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by sunnysunny69(m): 2:13pm On May 11, 2017
sheddo619:
will u now believe if I tell u it happened to me
if it was really you and real my apologies and hope you got a remedy.
Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by Yakzo(m): 2:33pm On May 11, 2017
Larryfest:

This is a very salient question but then who shall we ask all this now except the viticm whom i doubt knows the answer to it sef..
The first thing a victim notice is an instant shrinking of the manhood followed by unexplaine numbness of same. It used to be the case in one of our local markets here in southern kaduna when there was an invasion, so to say, of ritualists.
Surprisingly, whenever a victim raises alarm against their suspect and upon pressure from concerned/ sympathizers, the manhood was usually restored. This gives credence to existence and diabolic African practice. It was not wonder during those red days for men to resort waving their hands instead of the traditional handshakes because the said black magic usually happens through this process.

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