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If You Are Me What Will You Do? by bigCassava(op): 4:06pm On May 11, 2017*

My friend called me yesterday. He is in a mess already and been enduring for long. His joystick is 6inches but his wife complains of his stuff,that its too small. What is your advice for him? Dey just wedded last yr august.
The guy married her already deflowered

Re: If You Are Me What Will You Do? by madone: 4:11pm On May 11, 2017

bigCassava:
My friend called me yesterday. He is in a mess already and been enduring for long. His joystick is 6inches but his wife complains of his stuff. What is your advice for him? Dey just wedded last yr august.

that its too big or too small

Re: If You Are Me What Will You Do? by youngG10(m): 4:22pm On May 11, 2017

wow..but you need to explain it clearly...is it too big or small c'mon

Re: If You Are Me What Will You Do? by sinaj(f): 4:24pm On May 11, 2017

one man meat na anoda poison grin

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Re: If You Are Me What Will You Do? by ojun50(m): 4:27pm On May 11, 2017

sinaj:
one man meat na anoda poison

i knw u like it big tongue

Re: If You Are Me What Will You Do? by sinaj(f): 4:32pm On May 11, 2017

ojun50:
i knw u like it big

u knw norin *rolls eyes*

Re: If You Are Me What Will You Do? by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:39pm On May 11, 2017

bigCassava:
My friend called me yesterday. He is in a mess already and been enduring for long. His joystick is 6inches but his wife complains of his stuff. What is your advice for him? Dey just wedded last yr august.

What kind of ~~man~~ biatch run to his buddy for dikc issues, between him and his wife.... Instead of getting some backbones to sort himself out and satisfy that poor wifey?!

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Re: If You Are Me What Will You Do? by ojun50(m): 5:20pm On May 11, 2017

sinaj:
u knw norin *rolls eyes*

hmmm

Re: If You Are Me What Will You Do? by lanrywatt(m): 5:57pm On May 11, 2017

U just told us ur dick size claiming it was someone else sick size... Well, the average size of a male joystick is btw 5.8-6.5 inches. Na inside well u dey dig na, so it should be small. But if na babe way never sabi man like dat she go enjoy am and she won't complain.. All dis loose babe up and down Sef..smh

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Re: If You Are Me What Will You Do? by odaniel1(m): 11:08pm On May 11, 2017

sinaj:
u knw norin *rolls eyes*

Easy the way you go about rolling those diamond pieces you call eyes.....there are gem thieves waiting to snatch em out their sockets for a price!....lol

Re: If You Are Me What Will You Do? by sinaj(f): 11:19pm On May 11, 2017

odaniel1:
Easy the way you go about rolling those diamond pieces you call eyes.....there are gem thieves waiting to snatch em out their sockets for a price!....lol

huh

u just reminded me of gem thieves that kidnap people with hunch back cry

*runs inside d room*

Re: If You Are Me What Will You Do? by Maccarthy(m): 11:39pm On May 11, 2017

MrBrownJay1:
What kind of ~~man~~ biatch run to his buddy for dikc issues, between him and his wife.... Instead of getting some backbones to sort himself out and satisfy that poor wifey?!

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Re: If You Are Me What Will You Do? by Tajbol4splend(m): 1:05am On May 12, 2017

sinaj:
one man meat na anoda poison

I assume you love ponmo, it is your meat another person's poison, ain't it?

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Re: If You Are Me What Will You Do? by Fidecoo(m): 8:02am On May 12, 2017

bigCassava:
My friend called me yesterday. He is in a mess already and been enduring for long. His joystick is 6inches but his wife complains of his stuff,that its too small. What is your advice for him? Dey just wedded last yr august.
The guy married her already deflowered

, I won't be you, then.

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