American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession - Jokes Etc

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American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by McBrooklyn(op): 3:17pm On May 14, 2017*

America Guy's Wallet.

Dollar bills
ID card
Credit card!

Nigeria Guy's Wallet.

Condom
Expired ATM card
Bet 9ja slip
Naira bet slip
Tramadol
Bet 360 slip
National ID card
Weed
Voters card
12 different passports
Toothpick
230 different business cards!

America Girl's Hand Bag.

Mobile phone
Money
Apartment keys
ATM card
Some chocolate!

Some Nigeria Girl's Hand Bag.

Condom
Hair net
Toothbrush
Wig
Paracetamol
broken mirror
white powder
brown powder
Bathing soap
Postinor 2
P**t
Makeup kit
Phone charger
6 hundred naira plus some change!

Just some joking sturvs ONLY!!!

cc: lalasticlala, seun, Dominique, Ben13 , dani1luv

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Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by teebankz10(m): 3:20pm On May 14, 2017

ftc,just passing by

Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by stigmond(m): 3:22pm On May 14, 2017

Nigerian girls dey also get ampiclox oh

Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by sademola: 3:24pm On May 14, 2017

It makes li2 sense like the op

Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by Dotwillis1(m): 3:25pm On May 14, 2017

so America guys no dey use condom huh

Btw which one is 'No pun intended' undecided

Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by Cholls(m): 3:25pm On May 14, 2017

my brother no lies some of our sister are possessed tongue

Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by Homeboiy: 3:43pm On May 14, 2017

u forgot bathroom slippers for the handbag

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Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by McBrooklyn(op): 4:08pm On May 14, 2017

sademola:
~~It makes li2 sense like the op~~

Take it or leave it, it takes a person with no or little sense to recognize a fellow colleague of the same hierarchy especially on social media...

Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by McBrooklyn(op): 4:10pm On May 14, 2017

Cholls:
my brother no lies some of our sister are possessed

Lol, Nigga watch out cos they'll soon be coming for you like...

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Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by McBrooklyn(op): 4:11pm On May 14, 2017

Dotwillis1:
so America guys no dey use condom

Btw which one is 'No pun intended'

Edited... Thanks

Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by LethargiQue: 4:20pm On May 14, 2017

They also carry extra clothes, tooth brush,
and match sticks..

Sometimes you can even find yam and cutlass inside a Nigerian girl's bag..

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Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by DaddySLY(m): 4:25pm On May 14, 2017

its like an arsenal in there... grin

Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by McBrooklyn(op): 4:32pm On May 14, 2017

LethargiQue:

They also carry extra clothes, tooth brush,
and match sticks..

Sometimes you can even find yam and cutlass inside a Nigerian girl's bag..

LOL...