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American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by McBrooklyn(m): 3:17pm On May 14, 2017
America Guy's Wallet.

Dollar bills
ID card
Credit card!


Nigeria Guy's Wallet.

Condom
Expired ATM card
Bet 9ja slip
Naira bet slip
Tramadol
Bet 360 slip
National ID card
Weed
Voters card
12 different passports
Toothpick
230 different business cards!


America Girl's Hand Bag.

Mobile phone
Money
Apartment keys
ATM card
Some chocolate!


Some Nigeria Girl's Hand Bag.

Condom
Hair net
Toothbrush
Wig
Paracetamol
broken mirror
white powder
brown powder
Bathing soap
Postinor 2
P**t
Makeup kit
Phone charger
6 hundred naira plus some change!



Just some joking sturvs ONLY!!! grin


cc: lalasticlala, seun, Dominique, Ben13 , dani1luv

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Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by teebankz10(m): 3:20pm On May 14, 2017
ftc,just passing by
Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by stigmond(m): 3:22pm On May 14, 2017
Nigerian girls dey also get ampiclox oh smiley
Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by sademola: 3:24pm On May 14, 2017
It makes li2 sense like the op
Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by Dotwillis1(m): 3:25pm On May 14, 2017
so America guys no dey use condom

Btw which one is 'No pun intended' undecided
Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by Cholls(m): 3:25pm On May 14, 2017
my brother no lies some of our sister are possessed tongue
Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by Homeboiy: 3:43pm On May 14, 2017
u forgot bathroom slippers for the handbag

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Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by McBrooklyn(m): 4:08pm On May 14, 2017
sademola:
It makes li2 sense like the op

Take it or leave it, it takes a person with no or little sense to recognize a fellow colleague of the same hierarchy especially on social media... wink
Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by McBrooklyn(m): 4:10pm On May 14, 2017
Cholls:
my brother no lies some of our sister are possessed tongue

Lol, Nigga watch out cos they'll soon be coming for you like... cheesy

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Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by McBrooklyn(m): 4:11pm On May 14, 2017
Dotwillis1:
so America guys no dey use condom

Btw which one is 'No pun intended' undecided

Edited... Thanks cool
Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by LethargiQue: 4:20pm On May 14, 2017
grin

They also carry extra clothes, tooth brush,
and match sticks..

Sometimes you can even find yam and cutlass inside a Nigerian girl's bag..

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Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by DaddySLY(m): 4:25pm On May 14, 2017
its like an arsenal in there... grin grin
Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by McBrooklyn(m): 4:32pm On May 14, 2017
LethargiQue:
grin

They also carry extra clothes, tooth brush,
and match sticks..

Sometimes you can even find yam and cutlass inside a Nigerian girl's bag..

LOL... grin

Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by Papiikush: 4:53pm On May 14, 2017
DaddySLY:
its like an arsenal in there... grin grin
Here we go grin
Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by zicky(m): 9:01pm On May 14, 2017
You can also find dry corn with coconut in their bag
Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:55pm On Sep 07, 2017
stigmond:
Nigerian girls dey also get ampiclox oh smiley
Wat is it for undecided
Re: American Guys/Girls Vs Nigerian Guys/Girls Possession by stigmond(m): 2:11am On Sep 12, 2017
Emeskhalifa:

Wat is it for undecided

No cough syrup!!!

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