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The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by xynerise: 2:10pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
Those days is secondary scool when boys dey vex. Most of the fruits in that scool were all a product of our manure(shi:t). A bad day came when student were few in the scool due to extra murals going on in class. We sneaked out of the class and move to our shaiting chamber not far from the back gate. As I bent down to shait, I did not notice some angry soldier ants crawling close to my butt. They are like a million of them. I felt a kind of little sensation in my butt hole but ignored it until when it went to my kpekus and bit my egg rolls. I did not even wipe my as$, I wore my pant and ran like a mad man to my friends who thought something is chasing ran along with me. I was shouting for help while they were running for their life. The scool became a stampede. Well the rest is a story but the shame made me absent in scool for 2 weeeks with a swollen kpekus and butt. |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by Mrblazer(m): 2:13pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
was that the secret to ur 10 inches kpekus? |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by xynerise: 2:18pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
Mr blazer:Idiotic kpekusmaniac like u |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by segzicres(m): 2:23pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
lmao, the soldier ant no like the size of ur balls. him just dey look say which kind small football be this sef tsheew. |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by NaijaSisi(f): 2:32pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
ROFLMSNBO, too funny |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by Odunnu: 2:52pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
hehehehehehe!sorry sha. |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by EfemenaXY: 6:44pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
xynerise: Really? *scoffs* Prove it - show us a pic then I'll believe you! |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by Moyola(f): 6:48pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
L o o o o L! Yu made it all up dintchu? |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by xynerise: 8:24pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
^U ask for jokes and u hv it. |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by xynerise: 8:25pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
^U ask for jokes and u hv it. |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by dani1luv: 8:45pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
Rofl. hope ur kpekus still dey in btw ur legs |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by EfemenaXY: 8:50pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
c'mon xynerise - no dey form shy-shy 4 hia shows us some pics make we see na |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by xynerise: 8:55pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
@dani. you dey scarce this days. You babe don born? @efe. I no say e don tey wey u wan see my kpekus. Come my house come see am. |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by dani1luv: 9:02pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
xynerise:Ol' boi. .na exam hold me down oh. .one has2 struggle2 survive 4 9ja nah. . This ur experience. ehn. i nor pray for am to shele2 me oh |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by EfemenaXY: 9:04pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
xynerise: Xynerise Your Besides, your kpekus na public property so no dey form shame 4 nland Oya show us d pics! pics!! pics!!! |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by Okijajuju1(m): 9:10pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
I remember one day wey I dey stroll for evening for school (Uni O!) I just dey come from bush (where I go smoke) I no knw say I don find soldier ant trouble for road. These ones dem sef na Navy Seals I march!! Dem just codedly dey climb my trouser dey head for cover between two big boulders. When dem finally launch attack, omo I thank god say no be my superman pant I wear that day. See as I dive ground, remove my trouser dey scratch like small pikin for front of hostel. The good news be say the girls wey been dey around no fine, so I no send them at all. |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by EfemenaXY: 9:15pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
<screams with laughter!!> U begin scratch like small pikin!! - Lol!! Abeg - OJ, no kill pessin dis night jor!! @xynerise, see - dis na berra joke, abeg look 'n learn from the master!! |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by xynerise: 9:24pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
^ i no say u be bad belle for my progress. I get a house on my own 4 ur info, unlike ur boyfrend wey still dey do "mummy thank u" 4 e papa house. |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by dani1luv: 9:29pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
Okija_Juju. .u try Buh still prefer the OP's own |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by EfemenaXY: 9:31pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
xynerise: <smiles wickedly> 'an who be my boyfriend na?? pls do tell. . . Now don't try to change the topic and show us your pics |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by Okijajuju1(m): 9:35pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
No be contest o!! I dey tell you say Soldier any focQ me up in front of hostel you wan turn am to competition. Abeg na my own testiminy I drop, if soldier ant neva do you strong thing before, na ur luck be that. |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by dani1luv: 9:42pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
. . .i nor turn anyfin in2 competition. . buh d time soldier ant hold me ehn. . chai |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by Okijajuju1(m): 9:51pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
^^^ SO you get testimony and you are not sharing!! Oya come and share your testimony to the humour of Nairalanders! |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by EfemenaXY: 10:49pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
Lol! Yeah Dani - pls tell us na. . . |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by Fynist(m): 6:18am On Aug 05, 2010 |
Jooo.Man d guy(xynerise) dey yarn d truth.Even lions r scared of d lil buggers.Dia sting fit make robo cop naked himself.Much luv 2 u all[color=#000099][/color] |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by Ben13: 9:17am On Aug 05, 2010 |
Lol the school became a stampede |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by Pharoh: 12:13pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
xynerise: Abeg i one know that boy friend ooo . . . make we talk for corner my guy. |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by EfemenaXY: 12:27pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
^^ Lol Pharoh - behave yourself! |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by Pharoh: 12:34pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Or else |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by EfemenaXY: 12:51pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
you too dey expect sontin - that's why e dey easy for u to get excited anyhow. . . I just say behave yourself - I nor dey promise u say anything go happen if u don't |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by jokingmary(m): 1:01pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
xynerise: LWKMD |
Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by Pharoh: 1:01pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
See ya dirty mind . . .i been dey fear b4 say bad thing fit happen to me. I no know how to handle your case again . . [size=1pt]too difficult and special[/size]. . . |
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