₦airaland Forum

1. This one is quite popular among our Nigerian footballers, musicians and most slay mamas who will do anything to get married.

2. Mama be like : Ngozi if a boy touches you,you'll get pregnant oo.
Mama sees you talking with a boy down the street... She be like...

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So true

3. Who is guilty of this? Especially when the chicken is flamboyantly fried.

4. Nigerian mums are the best. But a pain on the ass most Times. When you think you're done with washing the plates to join your gang in street football,mama comes with more plates... Ayele oo ibosi oo

5. Nigerian parents love seeing the toothpaste in this level. I guess it contains the balanced diet.

lol at flamboyantly fried

6. Who else noticed?

8. They can fear cockroach but they can never fear 'I'm breaking up with you'

9. That mumu will be forming ITK for class so teacher go like am notice am.
'Sir, it seems you have forgotten that assign....
See as goons go hold am for mouth,threaten beating...

I was here
Chat between me and my mumsy.

Me; mumy I miss you

Mum; Tayo you Will not miss me in Jesus mighty name amen

Me;

Lmaooooo I still can't stop laffing like mum commoooooonnnnn

10. Who remembered the Ebola menace? I patronize handkerchief sellers tire. I even repent instantly.

U fink being a Nigerian x stressful,wait till u get to Ethiopia.....

11. Nigerians eh? U see person on top blood, gasping for breathe,u still dey ask weda na accident. Oripapa ode,no, d guy wan flex on top pool of blood for car. Mtcheww

12. U sure say pesin wet do this go make heaven so? How you wan make that seed of mango grow. U don chop all the nutrient comot.. Chain..diaris god oo



Cc: lalasticlala mynd44

missnawty:
I was here
Chat between me and my mumsy.

Me; mumy I miss you

Mum; Tayo you Will not miss me in Jesus mighty name amen

Me;

Lmaooooo I still can't stop laffing like mum commoooooonnnnn

Lol. I can relate.
Me: mummy am sick
Mum: lie lie,you're not sick. Say I'm not sick,say it seven times...

krissconnect:
Lol. I can relate.
Me: mummy am sick
Mum: lie lie,you're not sick. Say I'm not sick,say it seven times...

lmaooo African mothers are the best jare @say am not sick 7tyms

Someone cannot be Nigerian again?

Headlesschicken:
U fink being a Nigerian x stressful,wait till u get to Ethiopia.....

Ethiopians can't be disliked.

THEIR WAHALA PLENTY

[quote author=krissconnect post=56584986]4. Nigerian mums are the best. But a pain on the ass most Times. When you think you're done with washing the plates to join your gang in street football,mama comes with more plates... Ayele oo ibosi oo[/quote




omg my mum always do this all the time

in my mind I will be like .lemme do the dishes fast and go watch movies.. I won't just know where those plate will fly out from .
mum not again!!

Hr

krissconnect:
2. Mama be like : Ngozi if a boy touches you,you'll get pregnant oo.
Mama sees you talking with a boy down the street... She be like...

LWKM...so not my mum..she go just coordinate wella cum preach later

krissconnect:
12. U sure say pesin wet do this go make heaven so? How you wan make that seed of mango grow. U don chop all the nutrient comot.. Chain..diaris god oo



Cc: lalasticlala mynd44

i do...and i am not capable of murder

Dicedpineapple:
i do...and i am not capable of murder

FORGET IT SIS ......OFCUS U CAN