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Nine Weird Things I'll Propose If I Become Nigeria's Next President! by obax321(op):
1. Appoint a Chief Priest for the Country: Interested applicants will be asked to come forward and demonstrate their suitability to head this newly created National office. The major job of the occupier is to administer oath of office on elected and also appointed representatives of the people. And some other duties to be determined by the C-in-C. Oath taking will take a new dimension under my government. Taking an oath of office may take days depending on the sensitivity of the office to be held. Use your office for personal gain and face immediate consequence. Now proper governance starts!

2. “Six Wives and thirty Concubines” : Once elected and sworn in, I’ll propose to the National Assembly to pass a law that the President of Nigeria must have a woman from every state of the Federation. Six “wives” from each of the six geo-political zones and thirty “concubines” from the remaining thirty states. They will all surely have the “other room” in Aso Rock. And they will be very vital in unifying the country. No states left behind!

3. Bring down the grid: I’ll propose that the entire Power infrastructure in the country be pulled down! Let’s start from the scratch. What we have now and the output is akin to have nothing. Nigerians will survive on generating sets pending the time we put up a World Class infrastructures. We can do better if we put the right policies in place and get the right companies to come and fix this thing for us. It can be done.

4. Tithe: Instead of tax, every taxable adult will begin to pay tithe. Tithe is better than tax! Give the country 10% of whatever you earn and let there be food in our storehouses! People understand tithe well as it is straightforward but tax is cumbersome. Abolish tax and bring on tithe and the country will be better for it.

5. Make bachelors degree two years: Four or five years degree programme is a waste of time. Four years (8 semesters) can be conveniently done in two years ( 4 semesters) if so many unuseful courses can be thrown out or merged together. A World Class National skills centers is to be set up for graduates to gain hands-on experience and also for Entrepreneurial studies. They will attend this for a year. More on this later as my government make progress.

6. Abolish Private Primary and Secondary Schools: Individuals and organisations will not be allowed to run primary and secondary schools again! They can do Kindergarten (Nursery) or University. Primary and Secondary education will be exclusively for the three tiers of government. Things will be put in place and we will do the unimaginable. Just leave it for us!

7. Every girl aged thirteen to fifteen must attend a federal certified catering institute. And this will be a criteria to enter higher colleges or access government services. A happy home will be one of our top priorities. And good food is a sure criteria to achieving this.

8. I will declare a National emergency to get rid of rats, bedbugs, mosquitoes and cockroaches: There is no country that can rise with a lot of those things in circulation. Their presence in abundance anywhere signify nothing but poverty. Get rid of them and the rate of diseases and infections in the country will drop drastically. National productivity will increase. Instead of spending multi billions to procure malaria drugs, we will spend a fraction of that to wage a war against mosquitoes and others and the country will be better for it. Get rid of those things and there will be less people in our hospitals.

9. National Chicken Policy: After attending catering institutes at thirteen, every female citizen of Nigeria aged eighteen and above will have access to at least two day-old chicks every three months. There will be support from the government on how to raise those things. No nation can grow without excess chicken!

Re: Nine Weird Things I'll Propose If I Become Nigeria's Next President! by femolacqua(m): 1:28pm On May 26, 2017
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Re: Nine Weird Things I'll Propose If I Become Nigeria's Next President! by LordCrimson(m): 1:30pm On May 26, 2017
Start the campaign already grin cheesy cheesy
Re: Nine Weird Things I'll Propose If I Become Nigeria's Next President! by Epositive(m): 2:00pm On May 26, 2017
LordCrimson:
Start the campaign already grin cheesy cheesy
proposed ministerof women affairs grin
Re: Nine Weird Things I'll Propose If I Become Nigeria's Next President! by LordCrimson(m): 2:18pm On May 26, 2017
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Epositive:
proposed ministerof women affairs grin
cheesygrin No bro, you can't be eyeing the same office that I'm eyeing
Re: Nine Weird Things I'll Propose If I Become Nigeria's Next President! by DOUBLEWAHALA: 2:21pm On May 26, 2017
Guy I buy ur idea but ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


U can marri 6 wives 4rm any zone even 4rm friend zone,but don't sign it into law


But have u ask urself what will be ur challenges and how can u handle it



HOW CAN YOU HANDLE A PROBLEM LIKE;

SHIIiTE

NDDC

NDAP(niger delta amnesty program)


MOSSOP (ogoni cleaning)


MOSSOP (biafra)

SSDS (south south development scheme)

IJAW YOUTH COUNCL

AVENGERS


HERDSMEN


MILITANT

Above all




B. I. A. F. R. A



NOTE*

Nigerians money are mostly used in paying doubt
And we also have two many government offical most of dem have no portfolio
Re: Nine Weird Things I'll Propose If I Become Nigeria's Next President! by obax321(op): 4:56pm On May 26, 2017
Nothing like those ones will happen in my government!
DOUBLEWAHALA:
Guy I buy ur idea but ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


U can marri 6 wives 4rm any zone even 4rm friend zone,but don't sign it into law


But have u ask urself what will be ur challenges and how can u handle it



HOW CAN YOU HANDLE A PROBLEM LIKE;

SHIIiTE

NDDC

NDAP(niger delta amnesty program)


MOSSOP (ogoni cleaning)


MOSSOP (biafra)

SSDS (south south development scheme)

IJAW YOUTH COUNCL

AVENGERS


HERDSMEN


MILITANT

Above all




B. I. A. F. R. A



NOTE*

Nigerians money are mostly used in paying doubt
And we also have two many government offical most of dem have no portfolio
Re: Nine Weird Things I'll Propose If I Become Nigeria's Next President! by DOUBLEWAHALA: 5:17pm On May 26, 2017
obax321:
Nothing like those ones will happen in my government!
That's what our leaders are lacking

Clue

Aim

ambition

And strategies


They tink dat d road will b smooth for dem to walk on




Das y dey talk big big talk during manifesto
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