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Tinubu Fails To Appear For Boxing Match With Evander Holyfield by itsdumebi(op): 1:59am On May 27, 2017

Former governor of Lagos state, Bola Ahmed Tinubu failed to show up for a boxing match he was scheduled to have with boxing champion, Evander Holyfield.

The boxing match was to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Lagos state. Governor Akinwunmi Ambode announced Tinubu's absence around 10:28 PM on Friday night, stating that the national leader of the ruling APC could not show up due to an urgent "national assignment". He also issued an official apology.

Tinubu's aide, Mr Rahman Tunde confirmed Ambode's statements by saying that "There was no embarrassment of any form because Gov. Ambode stood in for him". Rahman also disclosed that "Tinubu prepared elaborately for the day. He had unusual workout and training sessions. But just then when he was set for the Landmark Event Centre for the highly-highly-anticipated bout, some national exigency emerged that he needed to attend to."

The referee of the fight, Prof. Wole Soyinka sent the crowd reeling with laughter when he shockingly announced the disqualification of both Tinubu and Holyfield because "both men did not take a drug test before the fight".

http://politicsngr.com/2017/05/27/tinubu-fails-appear-boxing-match-evander-holyfield/

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Re: Tinubu Fails To Appear For Boxing Match With Evander Holyfield by EmekaBlue(m): 2:01am On May 27, 2017

Tinubu chickened out tongue

national assignment ko

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Re: Tinubu Fails To Appear For Boxing Match With Evander Holyfield by Davash222(m): 2:06am On May 27, 2017

Real funny grin

So, you guys expected tinubu to enter the boxing ring to fight with Evander Holyfield. huh

Oga Bola, you did well oo. Run for your 'Deer' Life biko.

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Re: Tinubu Fails To Appear For Boxing Match With Evander Holyfield by EmekaBlue(m): 2:25am On May 27, 2017*

neoShinto:
Case in point. You're showering heroic praises on a coward

A real commander wouldn't send his soldiers to the battlefield with 5 bullets

5 freaking bullets! Like what the hell!

Instead of blaming the naïve weakling for leading your people into a slaughter, all you do is blame your Yorùbá masters and Nothern tormentors for your misery.

d slaughters were both sides...atleast he is a man to start a real war unlike this man who is running frm even a joke fight. *A real coward

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Re: Tinubu Fails To Appear For Boxing Match With Evander Holyfield by Blue3k(m): 2:50am On May 27, 2017

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Re: Tinubu Fails To Appear For Boxing Match With Evander Holyfield by Nobody: 3:06am On May 27, 2017

neoShinto:
Mtchew. Simple argument and the best thing you came up with was an unnecessary invective

I don't exchange words with half-ass rëtards

Obiano already empowered y'all with 25-litre jerrycans

Goan "fresh" water

Igbo Mai Ruwa

Y WOULD THIEFF'NUBU CHICKEN OUT AT THE LAST MINUTE?

DO YOU HAVE AN ANSWER OR NOT?

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Re: Tinubu Fails To Appear For Boxing Match With Evander Holyfield by adadike281(f): 3:06am On May 27, 2017

Tinubu is a true afonja!

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Re: Tinubu Fails To Appear For Boxing Match With Evander Holyfield by Nobody: 3:10am On May 27, 2017

padiga047:
Y WOULD THIEFF'NUBU CHICKEN OUT AT THE LAST MINUTE?

DO YOU HAVE AN ANSWER OR NOT?

What exactly do you mean by "chicken out"?

It isn't even a real bout

The man probably had more pressing issues to attend to

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Re: Tinubu Fails To Appear For Boxing Match With Evander Holyfield by Nobody: 3:12am On May 27, 2017*

neoShinto:
Accepted

One greater than all Igbos: Dead, Alive and Unborn.

he is exactly manifesting his greatness in the picture below.

P. S Next time, Don't invite that man if you are too lily livered to show up not even fight.

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Re: Tinubu Fails To Appear For Boxing Match With Evander Holyfield by Nobody: 3:15am On May 27, 2017

padiga047:
he is exactly manifesting his greatness I'm the picture below.

P. S Next time, Don't invite that man if you are too lily livered to show up not even fight.

No be me get your time

Goan worship your yellow pawpaw god

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Re: Tinubu Fails To Appear For Boxing Match With Evander Holyfield by Nobody: 3:47am On May 27, 2017

adadike281:
ignored, I don't have time for kids

Aunty Shidinma

Edit your signature

Your spelling of "Pharaoh" is wrong

Na otumukpereke schools just full SE

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Re: Tinubu Fails To Appear For Boxing Match With Evander Holyfield by Nobody: 5:09am On May 27, 2017

Maybe it was the Bash Ali saga....

Good one anyways.... we need to promote the country together in unity.

If we dont promote ours, who will?

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Re: Tinubu Fails To Appear For Boxing Match With Evander Holyfield by policy12: 6:05am On May 27, 2017

Tinubu wan die?

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Re: Tinubu Fails To Appear For Boxing Match With Evander Holyfield by ajebuter(f): 6:35am On May 27, 2017*

You blame broda Tinubu?

Make Hollyfield mistakenly or playfully hit him for teeth and knock out four teeth?..

We already know uncle Tinubu as Ojuyobo..

Abeg don't add Eyinyobo....

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Re: Tinubu Fails To Appear For Boxing Match With Evander Holyfield by Day169: 7:56am On May 27, 2017

.. Ajekun iya! cheesy

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