₦airaland Forum

Mujtahida:
I can't hold the laughter no more. No kill me abeg. See slap - twaaah

That guy is a nuisance. His main handle is bloodykiller, a stark illiterate and nairaland resident troll. Lol

EvilUnityBeggars:
Urhobos why are Hausa Fulani people in control of your oil wells and jobs if you guys aren't slaves

Oil is your own problem, you better dont kill yourself cos of Urhobo oil. You ipobs tout no dey shame at all.

EvilUnityBeggars:
Urhobos why are Hausa Fulani people in control of your oil wells and jobs if you guys aren't slaves

But you are the one crying for freedom na. The hungry cry for food, the thirsty for water, the poor for money, the sick for health, the enslaved for freedom. I have not seen any Urhobo man here clamour for freedom.

IkediEbubes:
That guy is a nuisance. His main handle is bloodykiller, a stark illiterate and nairaland resident troll. Lol

Finish him!

IkediEbubes:
Which foolish holy name? When did the name of a drug peddler turn holy? Chukwu Druggie Abiama sentenced to life imprisonement in Asia is now an holy name. Buhahahahahaha All these potopoto kids.

You are just a useless abobaku!! we biafrans are civilized people, we dont fight for God the way moslems do so let God handle your case.

Sanchez01:
Were you here about a month ago when Isoko and Urhoboland were mapped as Biafrian terroritories and IPOB foot soldiers calling for a referendum in Urhoboland? What Matty did is what any sane Urhobo would do.

I understand that many of you feel slighted because he 'antagonizes' the Biafrian struggle, but he in reality, he only points out the truth.

The Biafran cause itself is very feeble and delusional. So feeble that its supporters hang on to the slightest of approvals to keep their dream alive. I could remember how many claimed Trump promised them freedom the moment he gets into office. Would you blame an Urhobo man who then resists a struggle that does not concern him?

Off of here, I have been hearing some Igbo folks say Urhobos MUST accept Biafra and all I get to do is have myself a good laugh. The ideology is very feeble and the last thing it needs is a psychological opposition, but Fratermathy is nowhere out of place. If it has to sink one way or another, then let it. Urhoboland is not in any way interested and would never be a part of Biafra, not in this world and not in the next!

Urhobo isn't part of Biafra, has never been a part of it and hopefully will never be a part of it. I think the few calling for the inclusion of Urhobo people/land into Biafra are misguided and not properly informed. The map you're referring to was drawn up by who and accepted by who? You can't take every piece of material you see on the internet very serious. Getting emotional about it becomes another issue entirely.

Please my friend, rest assured no one is including Urhoboland as part of Biafra and even if certain elements within the Urhobo nation indicate interest in joining, I believe such demands would have to pass through the process of popular votes.

AkinPhysicist:
godisbiafran notasyouthink Evilunitybeggars hammer6

Sweet dreams my four yamirin wives. I have done my husbandly duties by fvcking your troublesome a$$e$$ to sleep.

Make sure my breakfast is ready first thing tommorrow morning. You dowries are fully paid.

You are a foooooooooooollll!!!

fratermathy:
Me, make jest of Chukwu Okike Abiama? When MasterChen did it, were you courageous enough to confront him?

Just show me one instance of where I made mockery of your god?

Where is the capital 'G' that is suppose to be there?? if you are not making jest of God.

fratermathy:
I came across this laughable plea from IPOB online and as an Urhobo, I found it laughable and delusional. I'll express my sentiments under the post.




My issues with this delusional plea include:

1. The writer couldn't even spell Urhobo well. What he spelt was Uhrobo, not Urhobo. I have met several Igbos lash on others who dared to omit the "g" in Igbo and spelt as Ibo. The fact that someone or a group that supposedly means us well do not even know how to spell the name of our ethnicity is definitely laughable.

2. Urhobos/Isokos HAVE NEVER been a part of Biafra at any point. In 1967, Urhobo/Isokoland was in Nigeria's Mid-West State (previously in the Western Region) and anyone who knows the history of the war well enough knows that the Mid-West was never part of Ojukwu's short-lived Biafra. In fact, the Biafran troops massacred a lot of Mid-Westerners, including Urhobo/Isokos, when they invaded Benin (only Igbos were spared).

3. In the current resurgence for Biafra, Urhobo/Isokos have always maintained their stand. Our apex socio-cultural unions, UPU and IDU, have stated emphatically that we do not want Biafra. We are not Biafrans. We do not want to be Biafrans! This cannot be overemphasised. Apart from our apex groups, many of us have rejected the Biafran cause in the numerous Urhobo-Isoko groups on the social media.

4. Urhobo/Isokos have never been sympathetic to the Igbo cause in any way. In fact, quite the opposite, we have maintained our independence and tilted more towards the West. The average Urhobo man is more at home with a Yoruba than with an Igbo. This doesn't mean we hate Igbos but we simply have more sympathy with our Edoid/Yoruboid kins. This explains the presence of many itinerant and settler Urhobos in Yorubaland, as opposed to Igboland where Urhobo/Isokos hardly venture to. How then can we share a country with people we have no historical, political or cultural ties with? Any Urhobo/Isoko that may be sympathetic to the Biafran cause does so at the personal level and represents his own interest. The voice of Urhobo/Isoko collective interest has been made known already.

5. Urhobos WILL NOT sit at home and do nothing because IPOB asked us to or because Igbos are doing so. It will NEVER happen, today or anytime soon. Such a plea is useless and antithetical to the Biafran cause. Biafrans should aim for an Igboid country and leave Edoid/Yoruboid groups out of it. Urhobo/Isoko is Edoid. Itsekiri is Yoruboid. Even the Western Ijaws which have always been with us tilt more towards the West than anywhere else. How can you want so many dissimilar groups in your "utopia"? Won't it amount to creating another Nigeria when you "drag" uninterested groups to your cause?

I need not tell the writer, IPOB and any Igbo who cares to hear what the answer to this plea would be. The response is not farfetched. Ihwo r'Urhobo guoni Biafra a! Urhobo people are not Biafrans! We may be fed up with Nigeria but we can never leave the devil for the deep blue sea. Igbo is a majority ethnic group in Nigeria and as such contributes to the plights faced by minorities such as Urhobo/Isoko. The Igbo should not absolve itself from the "parasite" status! As far as minorities are concerned, all majority ethnic groups are a threat. Some are much more than some. In this case, Igbos have never done anything for Urhobo/Isokos to trust its motives. IPOB should stop adding us to its agenda or else it'll attract more insults to itself and the Igbo ethnicity. A word is enough for the wise!


Ihwo r'Urhobo v'Isoko, ke mavor owa mlo ota na vwa? Oshe phiyor? Biko vwa me ji tota kparemu me tare na!

please are you the new gods of the land or head of elders council. You just ranting on NL and it ends here.

AkinPhysicist:
don't mind my wife. She will be shaking dat her fat Enugu 'yanch' in front of me the whole day. Now, when I start to knack her she go come dey scream Jesus! Jesus!! Jesus!!!

Now I see why they beseech you.

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omenkaLives:
Now I see why they beseech you.

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like i said
you need deliverance

FisifunKododada:
Akin na wicked somebody. You see as dem disappear

A modafvcking pesticide I tell ya!

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omenkaLives:
A modafvcking pesticide I tell ya!

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shatap

fratermathy:
I came across this laughable plea from IPOB online and as an Urhobo, I found it laughable and delusional. I'll express my sentiments under the post.




My issues with this delusional plea include:

1. The writer couldn't even spell Urhobo well. What he spelt was Uhrobo, not Urhobo. I have met several Igbos lash on others who dared to omit the "g" in Igbo and spelt as Ibo. The fact that someone or a group that supposedly means us well do not even know how to spell the name of our ethnicity is definitely laughable.

2. Urhobos/Isokos HAVE NEVER been a part of Biafra at any point. In 1967, Urhobo/Isokoland was in Nigeria's Mid-West State (previously in the Western Region) and anyone who knows the history of the war well enough knows that the Mid-West was never part of Ojukwu's short-lived Biafra. In fact, the Biafran troops massacred a lot of Mid-Westerners, including Urhobo/Isokos, when they invaded Benin (only Igbos were spared).

3. In the current resurgence for Biafra, Urhobo/Isokos have always maintained their stand. Our apex socio-cultural unions, UPU and IDU, have stated emphatically that we do not want Biafra. We are not Biafrans. We do not want to be Biafrans! This cannot be overemphasised. Apart from our apex groups, many of us have rejected the Biafran cause in the numerous Urhobo-Isoko groups on the social media.

4. Urhobo/Isokos have never been sympathetic to the Igbo cause in any way. In fact, quite the opposite, we have maintained our independence and tilted more towards the West. The average Urhobo man is more at home with a Yoruba than with an Igbo. This doesn't mean we hate Igbos but we simply have more sympathy with our Edoid/Yoruboid kins. This explains the presence of many itinerant and settler Urhobos in Yorubaland, as opposed to Igboland where Urhobo/Isokos hardly venture to. How then can we share a country with people we have no historical, political or cultural ties with? Any Urhobo/Isoko that may be sympathetic to the Biafran cause does so at the personal level and represents his own interest. The voice of Urhobo/Isoko collective interest has been made known already.

5. Urhobos WILL NOT sit at home and do nothing because IPOB asked us to or because Igbos are doing so. It will NEVER happen, today or anytime soon. Such a plea is useless and antithetical to the Biafran cause. Biafrans should aim for an Igboid country and leave Edoid/Yoruboid groups out of it. Urhobo/Isoko is Edoid. Itsekiri is Yoruboid. Even the Western Ijaws which have always been with us tilt more towards the West than anywhere else. How can you want so many dissimilar groups in your "utopia"? Won't it amount to creating another Nigeria when you "drag" uninterested groups to your cause?

I need not tell the writer, IPOB and any Igbo who cares to hear what the answer to this plea would be. The response is not farfetched. Ihwo r'Urhobo guoni Biafra a! Urhobo people are not Biafrans! We may be fed up with Nigeria but we can never leave the devil for the deep blue sea. Igbo is a majority ethnic group in Nigeria and as such contributes to the plights faced by minorities such as Urhobo/Isoko. The Igbo should not absolve itself from the "parasite" states! As far as minorities are concerned, all majority ethnic groups are a threat. Some are much more than some. In this case, Igbos have never done anything for Urhobo/Isokos to trust its motives. IPOB should stop adding us to its agenda or else it'll attract more insults to itself and the Igbo ethnicity. A word is enough for the wise!


Ihwo r'Urhobo v'Isoko, ke mavor owa mlo ota na vwa? Oshe phiyor? Biko vwa me ji tota kparemu me tare na!

God Bless you...You voiced my thoughts...Urhobo/Isoko isn't and will not be part of IPOB

Notasyouthink:
You are just a useless abobaku!! we biafrans are civilized people, we dont fight for God the way moslems do so let God handle your case.

Coming from a pathetic wawa Ibo. Chukwu Abiama is a drug dealer sentenced to life imprisonment in Asia. Hit your flat head on the wall if you are pained. However, Tell your story to Ebonyi muslims, they need your spits splashing.

Notasyouthink:
You are a foooooooooooollll!!!

I take God beg you leave that AkinPhysicist guy alone ooo, hehhheeheehehe. No talk say dem no warn you ooo.

In Fela's voice - when trouble sleep, yanga go wake am, wetin him dey find, wahala, him dey find, wahala...

Toh. Not as you think na im ee go be oooo true true as per your moniker. That afonja warrior don conquer men of sterner stuff than you ooo.

IfeNtinye:
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yerobas gat big boobs but my problem with them is the stench of their possy well i do cover my nose

No sane Yoruba woman will date someone like you. Even your fellow hair chested Ibo women avoid you, no one can fall for an ugly armed robber. Not possible

IkediEbubes:
Coming from a pathetic wawa Ibo. Chukwu Abiama is a drug dealer sentenced to life imprisonment in Asia. Hit your flat head on the wall if you are pained. However, Tell your story to Ebonyi muslims, they need your spits splashing.

Ewedu gobbling human being. Have you had your dosage today? Coz anytime you have not taken some, your comments seem out of place.

vayne:
Let a referendum decide or Speak for yourself,you are not the spokesman for the urhobos!

He doesn't have to be a spokesman, We all feel the same...Urhobo isn't part of any IPOB. No Urhobo person will say otherwise

IkediEbubes:
That guy is a nuisance. His main handle is bloodykiller, a stark illiterate and nairaland resident troll. Lol

He says he's a graduate of mechanical engineering, but specialises in phone repairs. Works in a gsm village in Aba.

I don dump all for that mighty refuse dumpsite along Aba-PH road since. Exactly where he belongs.

hammer6:
LOOK AT DAT!

HE IS MIXING IGBO AND URHOBO.

Young man, get some education! While there is a huge variation between the Urhobo and Igbo language, there are certain words the two spell same way but pronounce slightly.

Enu - Means up in Urhobo
Obara - Means blood in Urhobo
Biko - Means please in Urhobo
Do - Means welcome or sorry

So what is your problem again?

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omenkaLives:
He says he's a graduate of mechanical engineering, but specialises in phone repairs. Works in a gsm village in Aba.

I don dump all for that mighty refuse dumpsite along Aba-PH road since. Exactly where he belongs.

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what's this one saying

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IkediEbubes:
Akpu eating wawa, I dont expect someone with a compressed head to have a working brain. Are you ready to pack those drugs in your infested anus?

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We sell drugs... Ok. (That is if your assertions are true). But not by force abi? People pay to buy? We only sell because people want right?

Now what about the almighty tribe known for ritual murder, Internet Fraudsters, 419ers and Skull Mining? Which one is more grievous before God? Go to the whole of your region. You see one room packed with people from the same tribe. Sending "Blocked BVN SMS". Or Looking for white women to defraud. Is that not a crime? Or you divide people's head in search of medulla oblongata for rituals. Which one is more criminal? Don't you wanna be like us selling drugs?

IfeNtinye:
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lol am not talking about dating here bro and talking about knacking the damn possy just for curing

yeroba girls are not presentable na who wan date someone that wears one pant for 5 days without washing
haaaa at least they always gat big boobs for pressing purpose (not sucking maka germs)

like i said i can't resist that's why i do cover nose.

btw
you sound familiar
i should start following you

Yoruba women dont date ugly animals, they go for rich and Educated Ibos. You are a pauper and no Ibo women will even allow you touch her. You are ugly and also an illiterate, blame God for making you that way. Meanwhile, see Eboe women below-

IfeNtinye:
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what's this old kai kai drinking sadist saying

Go get a life and stop disgracing yourself.