Adekunzy:
Back then in secondary school, JSS3 to be precise, We threw a question to our English teacher as to why we use "AN" for words like "Egg", "Umbrella" e.t.c.

Confused baba stood in front and told us that we use "AN" for Egg because it produces a living thing, and we should respect it.

He further told us that we use "AN" for umbrella because it is in the form of Canopy and it can cover so many people. Brethrens, na so I weak o.
It took the efforts of my parents to make corrections on that for me telling me we use An for vowel sounds as I changed school immediately. They reminded me recently and I couldn't help but laugh
Share yours;

Cc Lalasticlala

alphaXIII:
your parents were wrong too
"a" and "an" does not strictly obey the vowel consonant rule...
example
a university instead of an university

Laive:
Far back in my SS1, my fake Chemistry teacher told us that any chemical compound with a state symbol of (aq) is in the form of pap (akamu). I lived with this wrong concept until when I started studying Chemistry personally. He did Maths/Statistics in school, yet he was taking us on Chemistry.

durasome:
mine was in my ss3 2013/14 our geography teacher told us that we have only seventeen countries in Africa just because only seventeen countries qualified for the African cup of Nations then. till today I still see that man and I use to say to myself how did this one scald through to become a teacher.

yasolan:
See ur life.. Forming oversabi..He said vowel sounds..

Adekunzy:
Back then in secondary school, JSS3 to be precise, We threw a question to our English teacher as to why we use "AN" for words like "Egg", "Umbrella" e.t.c.

Confused baba stood in front and told us that we use "AN" for Egg because it produces a living thing, and we should respect it.

He further told us that we use "AN" for umbrella because it is in the form of Canopy and it can cover so many people. Brethrens, na so I weak o.
It took the efforts of my parents to make corrections on that for me telling me we use An for vowel sounds as I changed school immediately. They reminded me recently and I couldn't help but laugh
Share yours;

Cc Lalasticlala

durasome:
mine was in my SS3 2013/14 our geography teacher told us that we had only seventeen countries in Africa just because then,only seventeen countries qualified for the African cup of Nations being played at that period. and since then anytime I see that man I use to wonder how he scald through to become a teacher.

rollybest:

Choi, how can we develop with this type of teacher teaching in our schools?

rollybest:

blood of Jeremiah. aqueous =akamu.
mine fake physics teacher stated Newton's law of gravitation thus "The force of attraction between two bodies M1 and M2 is inversely proportional to to the product of their masses and directly proportional to their distance apart " any time i try to correct him to use directly for product of their masses and inversely proportional for their distance apart, he will always tell me "there are many roads to the market "

Oluwasaeon:
That gravity is a force
Even the whites are guilty of this so no biggie

Pluskid:


Gravity is not a force?
But it is defined as the force of attraction acting towards the centre of the earth you know. Right?

And I am not understanding, if a white man makes a mistake it's no problem?

Kondomatic:
That we're leaders of tomorrow

Oluwasaeon:

Lol are we not ?

alphaXIII:
your parents were wrong too "a" and "an" does not strictly obey the vowel consonant rule... example a university instead of an university

doublewisdom:
Telling me that touching my female classmates would get them pregnant. I still cry over those wasted opportunities.

rollybest:

blood of Jeremiah. aqueous =akamu.
mine fake physics teacher stated Newton's law of gravitation thus "The force of attraction between two bodies M1 and M2 is inversely proportional to to the product of their masses and directly proportional to their distance apart " any time i try to correct him to use directly for product of their masses and inversely proportional for their distance apart, he will always tell me "there are many roads to the market "