According to “Urban Dictionary” – Slay Mama is someone who is so good looking its stabs someone’s heart, or “slays” their eyes. Apparently, so many persons like myself still find the word “Slay Mama” has something totally different within the Nigerian socialite. You would either see Slay Mama or “Pepper Dem” gang in virtually every female snap.

Slay Mama is still weird to you?

Say no more! Here are 5 reasons why you should avoid “Slay Mama”

1. SLAY MAMA IS A DIRTY LADY WHO CANNOT KEEP HER PRIVATE PART CLEAN.
Slay Mama’s varies with different social media platforms. Instagram Slay Mama, Facebook Slay Mama, Snapchat Slay Mama amongst others.

You might be surprised to see some “Slay Mamas” in some big churches in Lagos (House on the rock, Harvesters, KICC, Covenant Christian Centre, Day Star, COZA amongst others. They hunt their way to big gathering where they can show off – “Gidi Fest, TPL, Socialiga, OLIC and so on”

A young man was able to share the experience with a recent “Slay Mama” he had a wonderful encounter with on popular relationship counselor ‘Joro Olumofin” page.

2. SLAY MAMA WILL BUY A REGULAR TICKET AND EVENTUALLY END UP IN THE VIP SECTION
This is the story of a popular Snapchat celeb and makeup artist Annie with the Instagram handle @snrannez

Annie got a regular ticket to the Merrybet celebrity-fan challenge – 2016 hosted by Kibati Bankole who recently had a feud with controversial “Daddy Freeze” of cool FM.

So, back to @snrannez – Annie came in with her friend with a regular ticket and suddenly catch a glimpse of a friend of hers’ in the VIP section who is already seated. Annie walked up to the table, with the friend being a real G seeing his friend standing while talking to him requested that persons take turns in adjusting their seats so that Aunty Annie could bring in her seat and join the clique.

Aunty was swift to grab a chair that was strategically placed to join the team while her friend had to also find a way to share the same seat with her. Aunty

Aunty with joy unspeakable started munching the small chops placed on the table and I guess you’ll know how the story will end eventually.

Yes! You’re correct.

3. SLAY MAMA WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE WHEN THINGS ARE “ROSY”
Trust me, slay mama will be there for you ONLY when things are sweet and will show you all love more than your mother’s.

But when the tide should turn, look back and they are like “FLASH” in Marvel comic series – GONE!

Search No More! Slay mama is gone onto the next one.

4. SLAY MAMA IS UNDETECTABLE
Slay Mama come on strong, hot and heavy. Her seductive ways could weaken some of the strongest Players.

Falling into her traps, you’ll bypass your better judgment and fall hard.

You believe that she is the one; you believe that this is a great relationship in the making. But the truth is that you were just a lay, just a sexual encounter to help her past the man who recently broke her heart.

Slay Mama is well aware of how great you are, Player in training.

Over the course of your relationship, you’ll gradually find that you can do nothing right. You’re either too early or too late. You’re either not ready on time or not giving her time to get ready. See the signs as she shifts from being the comely hotness to the reluctant mute over some important conversations.

This change has nothing to do with you. It is the life cycle of the Slay Mama.

She has had you and is now done.

Once you begin to sense this resistance, with dignity and finesse, bid farewell and remove yourself from the situation.

5. SLAY MAMA IS A PSYCHO
Slay Mama includes the girl who calls, texts or comment on your Instagram page 10 times a day.

She wants to know your every move and asks how you’ve been when she just spoke to you an hour ago.

If there is any woman to avoid at all costs, the Slay Mama is the one.

She will insert herself into your life and shake all aspects of your existence.

Remember, though, that sex with a Slay Mama may be amazing, but at some point, you’ll end up in front of the police.

If you fail to look at her from all aspects, you’ll end up with a bothersome, insecure and potentially vicious woman who will show no signs of going away. As Jide would have it, she will “DIE ON THE LINE“.

She will deny her obvious issues despite their growing intensity.

Finally Friend, do your best to avoid a “Slay Mama”


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crazyABO:
what are the criteria for knowing a slay mama

Now you know

‘Mercy and Michelle; slay mama, slay daughter.’ Just an example of the gratifying terms used to describe the Nollywood actress and her teenage daughter. And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that.

However in the light of her marital crisis that has refused to go away, Mercy Aigbe has focused on being the subject of all discourse and has forgotten to protect her daughter from all of the brouhaha and its blow-back.

It is sad enough that any child would see her parents go at each other verbally and physically as the Gentrys have done since. It is terrible enough that a child is witness to the numerous infidelity claims her mother and father have accused each other of.

No chill: Fans comment about Mercy Aigbe’s skull on her teenage daughter’s Instagram

It is the worst when said mother knowingly thrusts the sixteen-year-old into the vicious public, with little concern for the girl’s ability (or lack there of) to deal with it.

Case in point: in a recent red carpet interview, Michelle was about how social media affects her. After hmmming and ahhhing for a minute she said, ‘It’s negative because of the cyber-bullying. If you are not strong, it can reduce your self-esteem, that’s why I hardly read my comments.

‘Sometimes I actually feel like crying…Like yesterday when someone said something about my mum…it really hurt me. I’m young, I’m not supposed to go through that..’

Question: why is a minor answering questions at a red carpet event – with no parent chaperoning her? Simple, her mother asked her to. She made her daughter attend a movie premiere without adult supervision.

The mother during that time was in the UK, ostensibly seeing a dental surgeon and you know, having a good time. There’s a word for that type of behaviour: irresponsible.

angels09:

Now you know

so u telling me anybody that put something like ds on s a slay mama

crazyABO:
so u telling me anybody that put something like ds on s a slay mama

It's too early to comment without studying or reading. If you are going to be this shallow please quit my mentions.

More slay mamas on the Nigerian scene
Tracy ogbona

Yet another... Roman

I don't think I need a reason to stay away from slay mama's, na to knack and move ahead naim sure pass.

tchwww is it not too early for dis??

which slay mama don deal with dis one now

Yet another....

Lol, what a wonderful description.



And they can get screwed thoroughly by a rich donkey.

Still another..

Slay mama is just another way to dignify prostitution basically from what we see on social media. Funny enough you rarely see working class ladies slaying.

angels09:

It's too early to comment without studying or reading. If you are going to be this shallow please quit my mentions.

I said u should gimme criteria but u sending the pix back to me u could have just listed dem lol takia sha

Olalan:
Slay mama is just another way to dignify prostitution basically from what we see on social media. Funny enough you rarely see working class ladies slaying.

Prostitution is one of the key characteristics

crazyABO:
I said u should gimme criteria but u sending the pix back to me u could have just listed dem lol takia sha

Read my post on the thread.... Read open your eyes and read..

Lols Slaymamas una matter don land gidibam for NL,always looking for a favourable customer that's their loggo

Who is a "slay mama" or a "slay queen" in the Nigerian context?

angels09:

Read my post on the thread.... Read open your eyes and read..

let forget it huh so we cool ryt

I am often embarrassed by the infamous activities of these so-called "slay queens", honestly.

Oh how thrilled it is to see women of class & decency!

Justiyke4u:
Who is a "slay mama" or a "slay queen" in the Nigerian context?

That is the essence of this thread... Read the op's initial post

[quote author=angels09 post=57175762][/quote]

Good. Perhaps, I may reconsider slay queenism if it boast of the likes of Ngozi Iweala and the rest.