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Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by Blizzy9ja: 5:02am On Jun 15, 2017

My mum whipped the living day light out of me for not attending a special church program... I will never forget... I still remind her

Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by luminouz(m): 6:24am On Jun 15, 2017

ZarZar:
Lol, maybe I have a big ego because I think my food is the best, 2nd only to my mom's The problem for me when I cook, is the lack of appetite. IDK why, but the cooking fills me up.

Really? Ur DAT good? Come cook for me abeg!!
I need me some vitamins!!!!

My gargantuan appetite is enough for both of us!!!

Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by hmbassey1960(m): 6:41am On Jun 15, 2017

Blizzy9ja:
Come which language be this?

creleo pidgin english

Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by KINGOFJAPAN(m): 7:25am On Jun 15, 2017

ZarZar:
OMG, there were so many. But most of them were about me complaining about certain chores eg. making tea. She had a habit of asking me to make her tea, just when I was about to step out the door to go play.

Making her tea was no simple task because she wanted it piping hot. Which meant boiling the water & the milk. Ain't nobody have time for that So we constantly fought over that & usually, I was forced to re-make the tea just how she liked it, which took FOREVER.

You got your ass whopped for tea? Incredible!! grin

Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by Nobody: 7:29am On Jun 15, 2017

KINGOFJAPAN:
You got your ass whopped for tea? Incredible!!

That's because I'm a good girl in general & the only time I got in trouble was when I did things half-assed tongue

Today I'm a perfectionist, thanks to those beatings.

Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by Nobody: 7:37am On Jun 15, 2017

luminouz:
Really? Ur DAT good? Come cook for me abeg!!
I need me some vitamins!!!!

My gargantuan appetite is enough for both of us!!!

I love a man with a big appetite, it's hot wink

Come, let me fatten you up. You'll be looking like Big Pun by the time I'm done with you grin

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Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by Nobody: 7:40am On Jun 15, 2017

ZarZar:
I love a man with a big appetite, it's hot

Come, let me fatten you up. You'll be looking like Big Pun by the time I'm done with you

lol Big Pun grin

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Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by KINGOFJAPAN(m): 7:42am On Jun 15, 2017

ZarZar:
That's because I'm a good girl in general & the only time I got in trouble was when I did things half-assed Today I'm a perfectionist, thanks to those beatings.

If the worst beating you received was because of tea then you must have been a Saint.

I had so many "worst" beating, from my mom alone not to talk of my dad, that I can't pick a favorite cheesy

My mom once said, while beating the sh.it out of me, that she go give me mark wey my childrens children go see and when dem go ask me papa who give you this mark, she (my mum) go hit her chest say na am. grin

Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by Nobody: 8:18am On Jun 15, 2017

KINGOFJAPAN:
If the worst beating you received was because of tea then you must have been a Saint.

I had so many "worst" beating, from my mom alone not to talk of my dad, that I can't pick a favorite

My mom once said, while beating the sh.it out of me, that she go give me mark wey my childrens children go see and when dem go ask me papa who give you this mark, she (my mum) go hit her chest say na am.

LMFAO. What did you do?

Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by RedBeauty: 8:32am On Jun 15, 2017

Beaten ke
No o that's Child abuse

Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by melody91: 8:49am On Jun 15, 2017

got back home from school around 7pm playing football while my mates got back between 2:30 and 3:pm

there was a day too I no reach school,branched game house instead.
chai I was a damn goat then..I chop cane tire and the craziest part ,I changed eventually myself ,the ass whooping didn't change me. I just outgrw it all and now I'm cool headed and gentle more than a lamb

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Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by KINGOFJAPAN(m): 8:54am On Jun 15, 2017

ZarZar:
LMFAO. What did you do?

Apparently you don't call your neighbor's "woman friend" an ashawo.

Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by Nobody: 8:58am On Jun 15, 2017

KINGOFJAPAN:
Apparently you don't call your neighbor's "woman friend" an ashawo.

Hahaha. Funny.

What name is given to a man-LovePeddler?

Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by luminouz(m): 9:04am On Jun 15, 2017

ZarZar:
I love a man with a big appetite, it's hot

Come, let me fatten you up. You'll be looking like Big Pun by the time I'm done with you

Lmaoooooo!! Datz cute of u!
ZarZar making me laugh like HaHa!!!!!

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Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by KINGOFJAPAN(m): 9:06am On Jun 15, 2017

ZarZar:
Hahaha. Funny.

What name is given to a man-LovePeddler?

In my part of Nigeria it's still ashawo or woman wrapper.

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Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by Nobody: 9:17am On Jun 15, 2017

KINGOFJAPAN:
In my part of Nigeria it's still ashawo or woman wrapper.

OK, thanks

Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by indodon(m): 1:02pm On Jun 15, 2017

it was video game....
I remember that day I was sent on an errand and I went to play video game didn't come back until around 6;30..
that day she flogged me till I could cry no more...

Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by galaciousbabe(f): 1:45pm On Jun 15, 2017

Mum had a cane for everyone at home. The day I will never forget was the day I wrote down their names at school. They were asking for parents who can donate to build the school library. They locked me in the room and beat me blue black. Popsy was shouting "Nwa ogaranya" as the cane dey land. cheesy

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Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by Nobody: 2:31pm On Jun 15, 2017

She found a love letter in my wardrobe , deep inbetween my clothes .
I had a bf when I was in SS3, my first bf , and all we were doing was just gisting and small kiss o.. Its not as if we had sex back then. Cause I was scared of been disvirgined and he was way older but a perfect gentleman and he loved me so much. So sometimes he will slip in love letters into my school bag , whenever he sees me coming back from school.
So one fateful day , my mum sent me to the market . I never knew she wanted to use the opportunity to ransack my clothes and books. Alas! She found my love letters.
As I climbed up the staircase towards the living room,she brought the letters . With a mad look on her face , and the letters in her hands, and a very calm murderous voice , so u now have a boyfriend?
Who is this guy ? Where did u meet him?before I could open my mouth to answer her , she quickly grabbed me ,pinned me down , gave me three resounding Abala kan! (That's a deep hard slap at my back)
I fell down , she started hitting me from back to head to neck. I was helpless and screaming . she screamed I will kill u today ! So UV started having sex! U will die in my hands today! I just couldn't stand up cos of the beatings ,she dashed into her room, brought out scissors, held my head still with force and started cutting my hair. Screaming its because the useless hair , u feel. U are now a big girl abi?
Seat still!
She cut out all my hair with the scissors and pushed me away. At the door she threatened if u dare come to this house pregnant, that's when u will understand the true meaning of death.
Lemme catch u with any useless guy. Then she snaps her fingers and went to her room.

Sighs ! Worst day ever as a teenager .

The next day I saw the guy , I told him am sorry its over between us. He opened my scarf and saw my bald head . he said what happened ? With shock !
I said don't worry ,but pls stop giving me love letters, stop talking to me , am so sorry I can't be with u. Then I quickly ran off with his anguished voice trailing behind me saying wait , pls wait !. Don't go!
I had to go orelse my mum will kill me. So I believed .

I felt so sorry for him, he was a nice guy .

At least have now outgrown bn a teenager . Thank God for life , am a full grown adult Nw.

Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by giddykay: 2:41pm On Jun 15, 2017

I stole meat from pot

Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by arleck: 6:50pm On Jun 15, 2017

This Happened around 2005
Didnt Wash My School Uniform On Saturday, had it in mind to wash it on sunday, since my momma went to school on friday and she's suppose to be home on Sunday..

Eventually moma showed up on saturday night, i wasnt aware , my big bro opened the gate for her, eventually moma went to the kitchen, where i do hide my dirty clothes under the mortar, hold and behold brethen, moma whip me at 11Pm at night and she asked me to keep quiet, how on earth is that possible, if i dont shut my mouth she would beat me with head of broom.. that not all she brought the dirty clothes and i wash em all that night.. as early as 6am Moma woke me up to go iron my cloth and get ready for church...

i just felt like dying that day

Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by indodon(m): 11:33pm On Jun 15, 2017

galaciousbabe:
Mum had a cane for everyone at home. The day I will never forget was the day I wrote down their names at school. They were asking for parents who can donate to build the school library. They locked me in the room and beat me blue black. Popsy was shouting "Nwa ogaranya" as the cane dey land.

buhahahaha

Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by Nobody: 11:42pm On Jun 15, 2017

yes..supported. they should come out clean

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Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by Monday5(m): 1:19am On Jun 16, 2017

I TIRE OO.

Blizzy9ja:
Come which language be this?

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