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I know some people will still comment RIP despite knowing no life was lost.
#RIPCrew

this lasema guys are really doing a good job, their response is prompt, kudos to the governor for this wonderful initiative.

0b10010011:
Kudos to the guy!


He parked very well

Not obstructing traffic at all!

S/he was not paying attention (maybe using a phone) or driving recklessly as usual, and the climbed the culvert!

MistadeRegal:
I know some people will still comment RIP despite knowing no life was lost.
#RIPCrew

Okay, RIP to those that refused to die!

Ijaya123:
It is obvious you are not conversant with the Bible.

Seems to be the other way round cos nowhere in the Bible did the devil tell lies..


Go and search.. I will wait.

MadCow1:
Seems to be the other way round cos nowhere in the Bible did the devil tell lies..


Go and search.. I will wait.

Someone already pointed one part to you.

Devil ur a great lier ur mission will never succeed

Ijaya123:
Someone already pointed one part to you.

I already responded..

Feel free to sign up for the reward program stated in my response.

It's one thing to hold on to your religious beliefs, it's another thing to sell it based on a lie. And don't bother searching the bible to justify your claims cos there is none. Unlike you and many Christians who swallow hook, line and sinker everything told to you since you were a kid about how God is Good and Satan is bad, I have taken the time out to review those claims using the Bible as my guide and the devil isn't even mentioned enough times in the Bible for him to have done anything bad to anyone or even lie to them.

Yes! The Devil didn't lie to Eve. He told her to eat the fruit and her eyes will be open and when she did, he eyes were indeed opened. Meanwhile God had all ready told Eve that if she eats the fruit she will die. Even ate the fruit and didnt die. So who lied there, God or Satan? Yeah... Think hard on a spin off from that one.

Or your next chance to prove the devil a Lair would be the Job Story. And even in that case, he didn't lie, he only placed a bet with God and lost. Nothing to do with lies.

The next time the Devil features in the Bible after that was on the mount with Jesus when he had fasted and you still can't say he lied because Jesus never did any of the thing he asked him to do so we can't determine if he was actually going to follow through on whatever he promised Jesus or not.

Stop defaming the character of the Devil with unfounded lies.

MadCow1:
You need to learn to read to understand not just reading for the sake of it. Below is the Bible passage of the conversation between Eve and the Serpent. If you can show me where the Devil lied to Eve I will credit your phone with 5000 Naira on any network of your choice.

Genesis Chapter 3 verse 3 - 7

3 Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?”

2 The woman said to the serpent, “We may eat fruit from the trees in the garden,3 but God did say, ‘You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.’”

4 “You will not certainly die,” the serpent said to the woman. 5 “For God knows that when you eat from it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.”

6 When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it. She also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he ate it. 7 Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves.





I will wait..

In fact if anyone lied, it was God.

Bro madcow, keep ur 5000 card

MadCow1:
I already responded..

Feel free to sign up for the reward program stated in my response.

It's one thing to hold on to your religious beliefs, it's another thing to sell it based on a lie. And don't bother searching the bible to justify your claims cos there is none. Unlike you and many Christians who swallow hook, line and sinker everything told to you since you were a kid about how God is Good and Satan is bad, I have taken the time out to review those claims using the Bible as my guide and the devil isn't even mentioned enough times in the Bible for him to have done anything bad to anyone or even lie to them.

Yes! The Devil didn't lie to Eve. He told her to eat the fruit and her eyes will be open and when she did, he eyes were indeed opened. Meanwhile God had all ready told Eve that if she eats the fruit she will die. Even ate the fruit and didnt die. So who lied there, God or Satan? Yeah... Think hard on a spin off from that one.

Or your next chance to prove the devil a Lair would be the Job Story. And even in that case, he didn't lie, he only placed a bet with God and lost. Nothing to do with lies.

The next time the Devil features in the Bible after that was on the mount with Jesus when he had fasted and you still can't say he lied because Jesus never did any of the thing he asked him to do so we can't determine if he was actually going to follow through on whatever he promised Jesus or not.

Stop defaming the character of the Devil with unfounded lies.

You read and interpret the Bible like you read a novel, literally. That way, you will never get true meaning and messages.

MadCow1:
You need to learn to read to understand not just reading for the sake of it. Below is the Bible passage of the conversation between Eve and the Serpent. If you can show me where the Devil lied to Eve I will credit your phone with 5000 Naira on any network of your choice.

Genesis Chapter 3 verse 3 - 7

3 Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?”

2 The woman said to the serpent, “We may eat fruit from the trees in the garden,3 but God did say, ‘You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.’”

4 “You will not certainly die,” the serpent said to the woman. 5 “For God knows that when you eat from it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.”

6 When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it. She also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he ate it. 7 Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves.





I will wait..

In fact if anyone lied, it was God.

I actually created a thread on this

https://www.nairaland.com/3079292/jehovah-lied

You need to read the stupid excuses theists gave

ALAYORMII:
Bro madcow, keep ur 5000 card

What?! Is it too small for you?


I will double it if you can prove that Satan lied to Eve.

Ijaya123:
You read and interpret the Bible like you read a novel, literally. That way, you will never get true meaning and messages.

There no other way to read the Bible other than the way you are reading this text..

If you want to do interpretative reading then you open up the Bible to diverse interpretations.. Example; Why did God not what Eve and Adam to eat of the tree? You say one thing I say because he didn't want them to have knowledge because the Bible described the tree and the tree of knowledge. So technically, whatever knowledge you have today be it of good and evil or science or religion it's because of the Devil so give that Nigga some credit.

hahn:
I actually created a thread on this

https://www.nairaland.com/3079292/jehovah-lied

You need to read the stupid excuses theists gave

Wow!

I just read it. . I am tempted to respond to so many posts on there but the truth is you can reason with stupid people.

MadCow1:
Wow!

I just read it. . I am tempted to respond to so many posts on there but the truth is you can reason with stupid people.

Absolutely impossible

MadCow1:
What?! Is it too small for you?


I will double it if you can prove that Satan lied to Eve.

I said I don't want, na by force


If I had known you are an atheist, I wouldn't have quoted you.

That side of the bridge is dangerous. It is like a set-up for accident

ALAYORMII:
Is that not Fayose??

Where did we go wrong in this country??

But when the picture shows obama doing dat. U would hail him. Bt because its fayose we have got it wrong right !

ALAYORMII:
I said I don't want, na by force


If I had known you are an atheist, I wouldn't have quoted you.

I am not an Atheist. I am a Christian Skeptic. There is a difference.

Should I convert the price money to cash? I really want to give you this money. You can even pay your tithe from it.

Daboomb:
Okay, RIP to those that refused to die!

I know you will come bye... Go and kill them then for refusing to die.

cyojunior1:
But when the picture shows obama doing dat.
U would hail him. Bt because its fayose we have got it wrong right !

How many times have you seen Trump cutting meat by the road side??

How many times have you seen Trump buying food from a road side vendor??

How many times have you seen Trump behaving like a typical Fayose??

MadCow1:
I am not an Atheist. I am a Christian Skeptic. There is a difference.

Should I convert the price money to cash? I really want to give you this money. You can even pay your tithe from it.

Mr Madcow, whatever you are, be it a satanist, atheist, Jew, Moslem, babalawo, it is not my business and definitely not my problem.


About ur 5k

Keep it cos you might need it badly one of these days.


Shalom

ALAYORMII:
Mr Madcow, whatever you are, be it a satanist, atheist, Jew, Moslem, babalawo, it is not my business and definitely not my problem.


About ur 5k

Keep it cos you might need it badly one of these days.


Shalom

Stop telling lies about Satan. That will not get you into heaven. That's all I am saying.

And don't worry about the money, you were never going to be able to get it even if you tried. And it wouldn't have been because I didn't keep to my words.

All the best to you and yours.

Pure water don burst.