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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 12:13pm On Jun 27, 2017
spacetacular:


Can random hits on a keyboard produce legible words and sentences? Try and use your teenage head for once and not your hormones.
Now the old fool sees the need to explain herself to me. Pathetic. grin
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 12:15pm On Jun 27, 2017
Zandha:
How market, son of "Mumudeen". grin
No wonder about your attention craving since

I felt My guess was so good when I learnt you are just twenty years old.
I am even old enough to be your father.

Parental care must really be a luxury over there.
Any way,
Be healed.
There is nothing God cannot do undecided

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 12:17pm On Jun 27, 2017
felixomor:

No wonder about your attention craving since

I felt My guess was so good when I learnt you are just twenty years old.
I am even old enough to be your father.

Parental care must really be a luxury over there.
Any way,
Be healed.
There is nothing God cannot do undecided

A butchered Lizard comparing himself with my dad? May the earth never record your existence after you're gone. grin

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 12:18pm On Jun 27, 2017
Zandha:
Now the old fool sees the need to explain herself to me. Pathetic. grin

It must hurt you pretty bad to be noticed and ignored at the same time. It's a skill you need to learn and master. It's the ability to look at something as if you see it but all you have is a blank expression and reaction.

It's pathetic when a young man who is supposed to be smart would say the kind of things you do. People strive to learn but I guess you did not get that memo as all you do is spit bile everywhere under the illusion that it's a sign of intelligence.

Cave men know how to curse too you know?

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 12:20pm On Jun 27, 2017
Zandha:
A butchered Lizared comparing himself with my dad? May the earth never record your existence after you're gone. grin

I wish you had a dad.
From Your first mention of my moniker till date, it says otherwise
Anybody with a dad doesn't define his relevance by insulting the fathers of others.
Sorry to say.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 12:30pm On Jun 27, 2017
spacetacular:


It must hurt you pretty bad to be noticed and ignored at the same time. It's a skill you need to learn and master. It's the ability to look at something as if you see it but all you have is a blank expression and reaction.

It's pathetic when a young blood who is supposed to be smart would say the kind of things you do. People strive to learn but I guess you did not get that memo as all you do is spit bile everywhere under the illusion that it's a sign of intelligence.

Cave men know how to curse too you know?
Hahahaha. Cry me a river, please. The adults I know offline don't behave like this. So when you spew inanities like you've been doing on a faceless forum, never demand for respect, dolt! Maybe I might respect you when I meet you offline, as my Yoruba culture virtously demands, but for now I categorize you as a fool, bleating she-goat. I'm glad I managed to be such a thorn in your flesh. The psychos are worked up already, thanks to my play on their feeble emotions. And to show you how dumb your last line was; do you eat? CAVEMEN EAT TOO. grin

I'm out of here. You guys were good for sports, and thanks for taking my posts serious as though I have dismantled your entire lives on cyberspace. Matured adults indeed. Bye bye and go to hell, b!tch. And you too, spineless felixomor. I leave you to finalize your own cremation with your own words, even though your useless ghosts won't hover! grin

The Golden Mantra: Butcher psychoz for LEISURE. grin cheesy
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 12:33pm On Jun 27, 2017
Zandha:
Hahahaha. Cry me a river, please. The adults I know offline don't behave like this. So when you spew inanities like you've been doing on a faceless forum, never demand for respect, dolt! Maybe I might respect you when I meet you offline, as my Yoruba culture virtously demands, but for now I categorize you as a fool, bleating she-goat. I'm glad I managed to be such a thorn in your flesh. The psychos are worked up already, thanks to my play on their feeble emotions. And to show you how dumb your last line was; do you eat? CAVEMEN EAT TOO. grin

I'm out of here. You guys were good for sports, and thanks for taking my posts serious as though I have dismantled your entire lives on cyberspace. Matured adults indeed. Bye bye and go to hell, b!tch. And you too, spineless felixomor. I leave you to finalize your own cremation with your own words, even though your useless ghosts won't hover! grin

The Golden Mantra: Butcher psychoz for LEISURE. grin cheesy



Dear teenager,
Go and get a father. undecided
to cure you of your attention craving behaviour.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by monehin1easy(m): 12:39pm On Jun 27, 2017
MzJin:
Wowowoow....thanks to God oooooo.......but he so cute is he married
No, but if you really want his number I can be of help.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 12:42pm On Jun 27, 2017
Zandha:
Hahahaha. Cry me a river, please. The adults I know offline don't behave like this. So when you spew inanities like you've been doing on a faceless forum, never demand for respect, dolt! Maybe I might respect you when I meet you offline, as my Yoruba culture virtously demands, but for now I categorize you as a fool, bleating she-goat. I'm glad I managed to be such a thorn in your flesh. The psychos are worked up already, thanks to my play on their feeble emotions. And to show you how dumb your last line was; do you eat? CAVEMEN EAT TOO. grin

I'm out of here. You guys were good for sports, and thanks for taking my posts serious as though I have dismantled your entire lives on cyberspace. Matured adults indeed. Bye bye and go to hell, b!tch. And you too, spineless felixomor. I leave you to finalize your own cremation with your own words, even though your useless ghosts won't hover! grin

The Golden Mantra: Butcher psychoz for LEISURE. grin cheesy





The fact that you said all that above further proves my hormonal disorder theory and confirms your missing pink pacifier.

You talk like a woman having a spat with another woman even though you are male. Typical closet tranny!

Go get some real intelligence and stop thinking vitriol is a sign of intelligence. Perhaps to you vitriol IS a sign of intelligence and the pink pacifier was your award for being in the top ten. Next award might be a pink thong.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by laudate: 4:59pm On Jun 27, 2017
felixomor:
I wish you had a dad.
From Your first mention of my moniker till date, it says otherwise
Anybody with a dad doesn't define his relevance by insulting the fathers of others.
Sorry to say.

How deep...! Truer words have never been spoken.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by laudate: 5:00pm On Jun 27, 2017
spacetacular:
It must hurt you pretty bad to be noticed and ignored at the same time. It's a skill you need to learn and master. It's the ability to look at something as if you see it but all you have is a blank expression and reaction.

It's pathetic when a young man who is supposed to be smart would say the kind of things you do. People strive to learn but I guess you did not get that memo as all you do is spit bile everywhere under the illusion that it's a sign of intelligence.

Cave men know how to curse too you know?
spacetacular:
The fact that you said all that above further proves my hormonal disorder theory and confirms your missing pink pacifier.

You talk like a woman having a spat with another woman even though you are male. Typical closet tranny!

Go get some real intelligence and stop thinking vitriol is a sign of intelligence. Perhaps to you vitriol IS a sign of intelligence and the pink pacifier was your award for being in the top ten. Next award might be a pink thong.

Una no go kill person with laugh for dis place!! cheesy
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by ftechclass: 10:20pm On Jun 27, 2017
spacetacular:


And I am sure that even your dictionary couldn't help you in relation to the focus of my comment. I am sure it's your dictionaries fault and not yours grin
Commot for road make i see front jàre

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by lepasharon(f): 4:10am On Jun 28, 2017
Shittt went down here grin
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by akintom(m): 10:04am On Jun 28, 2017
lepasharon:
Shittt went down here grin

Real splashing shitt went down.

Just can't imagine how a felixomoron who claimed to be medic, in either his late forties or early fifties, a Christian etc.
Can spend a whole day, from page 0 - 26, spewing filths.

There can only be one reason for the neurotic trait, and that can be far from a sample case of "Yahweh's intelligent design"

And there is also his siamese, a UK surgeon supremo, who equally have a whole day, dishing out quackery in it's extremo bouquet.

Real shitty christards!
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by lepasharon(f): 11:46am On Jun 28, 2017
akintom:


Real splashing shitt went down.

Just can't imagine how a felixomoron who claimed to be medic, in either his late forties or early fifties, a Christian etc.
Can spend a whole day, from page 0 - 26, spewing filths.

There can only be one reason for the neurotic trait, and that can be far from a sample case of "Yahweh's intelligent design"

And there is also his siamese, a UK surgeon supremo, who equally have a whole day, dishing out quackery in it's extremo bouquet.

Real shitty christards!


Lol I hope you didn't miss where that spacetacular is now claiming general surgery after initially claiming traumatologist cum paramedic ..Hm
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 12:09pm On Jun 28, 2017
akintom:


Real splashing shitt went down.

Just can't imagine how a felixomoron who claimed to be medic, in either his late forties or early fifties, a Christian etc.
Can spend a whole day, from page 0 - 26, spewing filths.

There can only be one reason for the neurotic trait, and that can be far from a sample case of "Yahweh's intelligent design"

And there is also his siamese, a UK surgeon supremo, who equally have a whole day, dishing out quackery in it's extremo bouquet.

Real shitty christards!

Heheheheh
Stop crying mahn grin
You care for cool-aid?
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 12:13pm On Jun 28, 2017
lepasharon:


Lol I hope you didn't miss where that spacetacular is now claiming general surgery after initially claiming traumatologist cum paramedic ..Hm


Please read slowly so understanding would not elude you.

Trauma surgery is a surgical specialty that utilizes both operative and non-operative management to treat traumatic injuries, typically in an acute setting and normally focuses on the abdominal area along with any given 'Emergency' field they may be required to serve upon. Trauma surgeons generally complete residency training in General Surgery and often fellowship training in trauma or surgical critical care.

Under General surgery you can choose to have sub specialties and I chose trauma surgery due to my field of focus. However my core specialty is General Surgery.

I hope you read slowly enough.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 12:21pm On Jun 28, 2017
spacetacular:



Please read slowly so understanding would not elude you.

Trauma surgery is a surgical specialty that utilizes both operative and non-operative management to treat traumatic injuries, typically in an acute setting and normally focuses on the abdominal area along with any given 'Emergency' field they may be required to serve upon. Trauma surgeons generally complete residency training in General Surgery and often fellowship training in trauma or surgical critical care.

Under General surgery you can choose to have sub specialties and I chose trauma surgery due to my field of focus. However my core specialty is General Surgery.

I hope you read slowly enough.
Oh sister,
You even did well to explain in detail.
For me, it would have been an avenue for sport.... cool
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 12:25pm On Jun 28, 2017
felixomor:

Oh sister,
You even did well to explain in detail.
For me, it would have been an avenue for sport.... cool

Sometimes explanations are needed in order to nip things in the bud. Ignorance can mistake itself for Intelligence when knowledge has not been passed on. So I just had to pass on some knowledge.

Good afternoon sir. How was your night?

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 12:27pm On Jun 28, 2017
spacetacular:


Sometimes explanations are needed in order to nip things in the bud. Ignorance can mistake itself for wisdom when knowledge has not been passed on. So I just had to pass on some knowledge.

Good morning sir. How was your night?

Good morning Sister, it was good.
I hope yours was too...

Shalom
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 12:30pm On Jun 28, 2017
felixomor:


Good morning Sister, it was good.
I hope yours was too...

Shalom

Mine was tiring. Just sitting here keeping myself distracted via my phone. Waiting for the next call up. We have been placed on priority alert for a while now due to the recent incidents here.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by rhektor(m): 12:31pm On Jun 28, 2017
spacetacular:



Please read slowly so understanding would not elude you.

Trauma surgery is a surgical specialty that utilizes both operative and non-operative management to treat traumatic injuries, typically in an acute setting and normally focuses on the abdominal area along with any given 'Emergency' field they may be required to serve upon. Trauma surgeons generally complete residency training in General Surgery and often fellowship training in trauma or surgical critical care.

Under General surgery you can choose to have sub specialties and I chose trauma surgery due to my field of focus. However my core specialty is General Surgery.

I hope you read slowly enough.


Madam please stop casting your costly pearl before swine, this lepasharon is ever learning but not able to come to the knowledge of truth. This is an example of what atheist are, majority of them knows that truth but are denying it publicly. They keep on bringing the same argument up again and again. I have followed this thread for sometime now and has seen how many times this same person bring up a childish argument from every comment you made, the more you school this bigot the worse she becomes. Please ignore her and move on

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 12:33pm On Jun 28, 2017
spacetacular:


Mine was tiring. Just sitting here keeping myself distracted via my phone. Waiting for the next call up. We have been placed on priority alert for a while now due to the recent incidents here.

Wow. The Lord is your strength.
Recently been reading on challenges of young doctors in the NHS recently.
It must be hectic.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 12:41pm On Jun 28, 2017
felixomor:


Wow. The Lord is your strength.
Recently been reading on challenges of young doctors in the NHS recently.
It must be hectic.

It's beyond hectic. Now we have a lot more female doctors here unlike how it used to be. We are now probably at par with the male professionals when it comes to numbers and the struggle is always there to measure up to them as those who were first on the scene.

Lots of patients often prefer running to male doctors than us but it's changing gradually and I thank God for that. It has challenged us females to strive and become more and I am doing just that.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 12:56pm On Jun 28, 2017
spacetacular:


It's beyond hectic. Now we have a lot more female doctors here unlike how it used to be. We are now probably at par with the male professionals when it comes to numbers and the struggle is always there to measure up to them as those who were first on the scene.

Lots of patients often prefer running to male doctors than us but it's changing gradually and I thank God for that. It has challenged us females to strive and become more and I am doing just that.

Great.
Keep it up sister.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by lepasharon(f): 1:19pm On Jun 28, 2017
spacetacular:



Please read slowly so understanding would not elude you.

Trauma surgery is a surgical specialty that utilizes both operative and non-operative management to treat traumatic injuries, typically in an acute setting and normally focuses on the abdominal area along with any given 'Emergency' field they may be required to serve upon. Trauma surgeons generally complete residency training in General Surgery and often fellowship training in trauma or surgical critical care.

Under General surgery you can choose to have sub specialties and I chose trauma surgery due to my field of focus. However my core specialty is General Surgery.

I hope you read slowly enough.

Ur full of crap I swear. There are 10 surgical specialties in the UK and trauma surgery is one of them, general surgery is another. You initially claimed traumatology, making it seem like ur core specialty.
Now ur backtracking and claiming general surgery with sub-specialty in trauma surgery?
If ur claim is true, why were you initially clinging onto traumatology like that was ur core specialty when this is only a minority of the work general surgery handles anyway? undecided

Do you still practice medicine? Since you said you are paramedic too. Or do you alternate between both occupations? undecided ( laughable)

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by lepasharon(f): 1:22pm On Jun 28, 2017
rhektor:



Madam please stop casting your costly pearl before swine, this lepasharon is ever learning but not able to come to the knowledge of truth. This is an example of what atheist are, majority of them knows that truth but are denying it publicly. They keep on bringing the same argument up again and again. I have followed this thread for sometime now and has seen how many times this same person bring up a childish argument from every comment you made, the more you school this bigot the worse she becomes. Please ignore her and move on
Who are you? undecided
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by akintom(m): 1:27pm On Jun 28, 2017
lepasharon:


Lol I hope you didn't miss where that spacetacular is now claiming general surgery after initially claiming traumatologist cum paramedic ..Hm
If spacetacry is anything near an entity in UK, she must be a junky beyond rehab.

Folks that can sustain irrational argument for over 10 hours, must be neurotic. The duo are obsessed with foolish tirade.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by akintom(m): 1:36pm On Jun 28, 2017
lepasharon:


Ur full of crap I swear. There are 10 surgical specialties in the UK and trauma surgery is one of them, general surgery is another. You initially claimed traumatology, making it seem like ur core specialty.
Now ur backtracking and claiming general surgery with sub-specialty in trauma surgery?
If ur claim is true, why were you initially clinging onto traumatology like that was ur core specialty when this is only a minority of the work general surgery handles anyway? undecided

Do you still practice medicine? Since you said you are paramedic too. Or do you alternate between both occupations? undecided ( laughable)



It's a case of a junky who has fallen from grace to grass.

*a general surgeon

*who later became traumatologist

*now a paramedic (ambulance rider).

Yahweh has done her well.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 1:37pm On Jun 28, 2017
lepasharon:


Ur full of crap I swear. There are 10 surgical specialties in the UK and trauma surgery is one of them, general surgery is another. You initially claimed traumatology, making it seem like ur core specialty.
Now ur backtracking and claiming general surgery with sub-specialty in trauma surgery?
If ur claim is true, why were you initially clinging onto traumatology like that was ur core specialty when this is only a minority of the work general surgery handles anyway? undecided

Do you still practice medicine? Since you said you are paramedic too. Or do you alternate between both occupations? undecided ( laughable)



There are 9 and not 10. I have been wisely advised to stop offering you niblets of knowledge especially when you never seem to soak them up and I am going with that advise. Thanks for the attention and your questions do not necessarily deserve an answer from me not when you already drew a conclusion. People do not ask questions from a place of conclusion. they ask from a place of ignorance. You are the former! So based on this, no response would be able to free you from your dilemma especially if you read my post and still found it very hard to understand.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by lepasharon(f): 1:44pm On Jun 28, 2017
spacetacular:


I have been wisely advised to stop offering you niblets of knowledge especially when you never seem to soak them up and I am going with that advise. Thanks for the attention and your questions do not necessarily deserve an answer from me not when you already drew a conclusion. People do not ask questions from a place of conclusion. they ask from a place of ignorance. You are the former! So based on this, no response would be able to free you from your dilemma.

Looool..come now don't run grin Help a sis out, since ur all- knowing.

Ur weird claims attract scrutinity sorry about that.

What part of the UK are you?

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