EkoErrands:


I'm an author too....if you read my book on Amazon "Third world life of John Doe" Laugh will kill you

lexy2014:
I feel u bros. u no say na so snake de fear us too...at least at first

FTbomb:


"how were you not able to faint?"

chai! this girl is funny!

vincentjk:


For your mind you be fine gal?

Bamz:


Your writing finesse actually shone through. Nice work. I actually doubt your Africanism by the way.

teabully:
mad man, snakes so scary

makydebbie:
No be only you.

rayblings:
you look so sweet, you are giving me a toothache... damn

EkoErrands:
So after all the civil engineering had been completed I now put the building on top one land way I been get since 2010.

But I don tell SIMBA not to tamper with my Honey or my blender on that my piece of land if not I go evict am sharp sharp without further warning

Smilgler:

d mata get weight, nd cum occupy too much space. I no fit shout abeg

LeoFish92:


Bros please can u send me the soft copy of this your book, I'm already a fan of your write-up just by reading this thread, I'm left salivating at the thrill the book will unleash... ..

Email is lemmanuel659@gmail.com

Thanks in Advance

.......From a broke fan of your works

Jacksparr0w127:
This one weak me o

Ernest777:


Seconded please.
Adegbitevictor59@gmail.com
Thanks in advance bro

makydebbie:
You don't need to remind me.

EkoErrands:
After sometime I come dey reason say...shay be SIMBA na living thing?
E be like say SIMBA go need window for this him apartment o!

But that window must be very small to avoid stories that touch

So na so I root out my soldering iron plug am for electricity so e go hot well well

As e hot I come use the iron open 12 beautiful window around SIMBA apartment

daewoorazer:
To all those insulting op...

Op is just like d whites.. He has a thing for snakes


We all got a thingy for somethingy abeggy

#zanga





BTW, you for make the windows the size of an Allen avenue punana

vincentjk:



Lol but u gat long mouth nao

makydebbie:
Sorry

Jacksparr0w127:
So I read in books. But tbh, snakes are so complex and very dangerous. They got the first woman/man. So who am I?

crunchyg:

My heart is still healing from the ache you caused it

ConcernedNL:


I won't lie, I'm laughing hard at ur post. But op throw the snake away, it killed the gecko with venom not mere constriction. Hope you know antivenoms are rare. Don't kill itself bro.

makydebbie:
Bad Debbie.

FTbomb:

"how were you not able to faint?"
chai! this girl is funny!

FTbomb:

"how were you not able to faint?"
chai! this girl is funny!

EkoErrands:


I'm an author too....if you read my book on Amazon "Third world life of John Doe" Laugh will kill you

EkoErrands:


Make sure the empty pot is clean then place it on fire and pour some red oil.

Allow the red oil to heat for 4 mins then bring the pot down from the fire.

Add salt, onion, pepper, crayfish and stir a little then add your grounded egusi.

Make sure the grounded egusi had been soaked in hot water prior to this time. And when you pour it into the pot sure to leave the last bit so you Dont add the sand usually therein.

Then put the pot back on fire and allow to cook for like 12 minutes. Make sure you stir the soup intermittently so the egusi does not form large chunks.

Now add your meat/fish and some of the stock...be careful with the stock so you Dont make the soup too watery.

Then add your vegitable. I prefer to use bitter leaf but you may also use ugu.

You can add maggi if you like but I Dont cook with maggi.

Allow to cook for another 8-10 mins...or till you get the thickness you desire.

Am I African now sir?

crunchyg:

You know what to do to calm it down