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These days, I see comments where people ask for
space to faint.

Some say "please is there space in
your house? I want to faint, my sister has fainted
where I am suppose to faint".

And comments like

"shift lemme faint"

After considering the rate at which people look for
spaces to faint these days, as an entrepreneur
with business oriented
mind, I've decided to open a fainting center.


*Below are the categories of spaces for fainting
and their prices:

*Fainting on the floor :1k

Fainting on the couch: 2k

Fainting on the Bed: 3k

Fainting in my house :4k

Fainting in the kitchen with water and food after
waking up:7k

Fainting on express road: free... (shebi
semideath dey hungry u ).


In case your desired fainting space isn't here,

keep calm the
business just started and we're still making
provision for
more fainting spaces......


Thanks for fainting with us.

Book your fainting space now!!!

Signed
CEO
FAINT BUSINESS SOLUTION.

Me I wan faint for your kitchen wey food and water dey
At least the money high small

Babysnow1:
Me I wan faint for your kitchen wey food and water dey
At least the money high small

Okay... Faint fall on you

Beverages:
Okay... Faint fall on you

Then I go faint fall upon you

Babysnow1:
Then I go faint fall upon you

Hnnnn... Not now. remind me when you upload a pic of urs wiith no frowned face.