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.......please Is There Space In Your House I Want To Faint. by Beverages: 12:42pm On Jul 12, 2017
These days, I see comments where people ask for
space to faint. undecided

Some say "please is there space in
your house? I want to faint, my sister has fainted
where I am suppose to faint".

And comments like

"shift lemme faint"

After considering the rate at which people look for
spaces to faint these days, as an entrepreneur
with business oriented
mind, I've decided to open a fainting center. wink wink


*Below are the categories of spaces for fainting
and their prices: smiley

*Fainting on the floor :1k

Fainting on the couch: 2k

Fainting on the Bed: 3k

Fainting in my house :4k

Fainting in the kitchen with water and food after
waking up:7k

Fainting on express road: free... (shebi
semideath dey hungry u cheesy cheesy). grin


In case your desired fainting space isn't here,

keep calm the
business just started and we're still making
provision for
more fainting spaces......


Thanks for fainting with us.

Book your fainting space now!!! wink wink

Signed
CEO
FAINT BUSINESS SOLUTION.

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Re: .......please Is There Space In Your House I Want To Faint. by Babysnow1: 12:44pm On Jul 12, 2017
Me I wan faint for your kitchen wey food and water dey
At least the money high small tongue
Re: .......please Is There Space In Your House I Want To Faint. by Beverages: 12:48pm On Jul 12, 2017
Babysnow1:
Me I wan faint for your kitchen wey food and water dey
At least the money high small tongue

Okay... Faint fall on you tongue tongue
Re: .......please Is There Space In Your House I Want To Faint. by Babysnow1: 12:51pm On Jul 12, 2017
Beverages:


Okay... Faint fall on you tongue tongue
Then I go faint fall upon you tongue
Re: .......please Is There Space In Your House I Want To Faint. by Beverages: 12:54pm On Jul 12, 2017
Babysnow1:

Then I go faint fall upon you tongue


Hnnnn... Not now. remind me when you upload a pic of urs wiith no frowned face. tongue tongue
Re: .......please Is There Space In Your House I Want To Faint. by Beverages: 8:57pm On Jun 05, 2021
Babysnow1:

Then I go faint fall upon you tongue
cool

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