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Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TSOM(m): 2:00pm On Jul 13, 2017
TheUmbra:
Here comes the innate forensic specialist whose astute mind works like a charm!

grin
Antonio Conte! grin
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TSOM(m): 2:27pm On Jul 13, 2017
Zandha:
LMAO. WTF!!! Whoever did this to you must be celebrated for making a clueless madman out of an inconsequential primitive bastard like you who serves no purpose in the 21st century. Like, what kind of a lunatic are you? This darkenedrebel must be so wicked to have tormented your soul so much that you see him everywhere. What an alcoholic bastard you are. Indeed, in your house hold, reason must be the Devil's whore_.

I made a submission much more reasonable than your inane ramblings and you had no counter other than to flex your muscles of stupidity by accussing me of being someone else? Oh, crazy coot, a mental case you are. You should be locked up in a mental asylum and forever seperated from sane human beings. No wonder it was IMPOSSIBLE for you to engage DeepSight in a discourse on the Council of Nicea. The wrong program must have been coded in your mother's putrid womb. It's hard to believe that you could be such an imbecile_. grin
https://www.nairaland.com/3895044/feminism-light-bible/21#58338236

TLuzzie:
Hahahaha. I don't care about that useless spirit which has given room for personal and allegorical interpretation of clear and straight forward words for each person's convenience, resulting in the existence of THOUSANDS of Protestant sects. All I care about is the LITERAL, UNAMBIGIOUS and INCONTESTABLE words written in the Bible, which you don't know better than I do.

Why should I give a rat's ass about the spirit of stupidity that makes you think you know about Christianity just as much as the Pope and his Cardinals?

[color=darkgreen]"Reason is the Devil's Whore_"[/color] - MARTIN LUTHER, founder of Protestantism. THIS is WHY you're stupid_.
https://www.nairaland.com/3895044/feminism-light-bible/21#58338236


Lezz/TheMortician, the evidence you seek is within reach.

Only two people have used the highlighted expression on Nairaland.

Same Zhanda alternate antagonized Fearlez/TheMortician days ago yet his known alternate -Darkrebel - was spewing sanctimonious hogwash all over that thread.

Local-search "reason is the devil's whore_" .

Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheUmbra: 2:32pm On Jul 13, 2017
TSOM:
Antonio Conte! grin
grin grin grin
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Ishilove: 2:34pm On Jul 13, 2017
TSOM:
The TLuzzie persona is supposedly "Ade Debo" as stated in the screenshotted e-mail .
Darkrebel's real names are "Michael GbADEBO" . "Gbadebo" : "ADE DEBO" . Connect the dots...
Tsom, where is the screenshot. I can't see it
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Ishilove: 2:37pm On Jul 13, 2017
FTrebirth:
sorry, i had to quote this post and remove the censor so the lady can see it.

please save the thanks...this is being honest and transparent. she deserves to know the kind of people she's rolling with. grin
Err, can you shed more light on the "rolling with" part... undecided
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by FTrebirth(m): 2:47pm On Jul 13, 2017
Ishilove:
Err, can you shed more light on the "rolling with" part... undecided
well, not rolling with per se but it's more like saying the person you might have thought to be your friend is not actually your friend.

good afternoon. smiley
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 2:51pm On Jul 13, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin grin
rolling stone grin grin grin
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 2:52pm On Jul 13, 2017
#singing
"mama was a rolling stone, any where she laid her head was her home"
grin grin grin grin
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Ishilove: 2:53pm On Jul 13, 2017
FTrebirth:
well, not rolling with per se but it's more like saying the person you might have thought to be your friend is not actually your friend.

good afternoon. smiley
Afternoon darling smiley

Well, I and Darkrebel have buried the hatchet. This, however doesn't mean we are friends or are 'rolling together'; it just means we don't get to cuss each other out at every given opportunity. grin

I therefore find it quite baffling that he used an alt to send invectives my way.

Any way I'm baffled, but not surprised. I know a bit about how the human mind works. Trust me wink

Thanks for bringing this my attention kiss
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 2:55pm On Jul 13, 2017
na wa for rolling stone o grin
Rolling from phalus to phalus grin grin grin grin grin

pls who came up with the word rolling stone? grin so precise grin

Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by FTrebirth(m): 3:04pm On Jul 13, 2017
Ishilove:
Afternoon darling smiley

Well, I and Darkrebel have buried the hatchet. This, however doesn't mean we are friends or are 'rolling together'; it just means we don't get to cuss each other out at every given opportunity. grin

I therefore find it quite baffling that he used an alt to send invectives my way.

Any way I'm baffled, but not surprised. I know a bit about how the human mind works. Trust me wink

Thanks for bringing this my attention kiss
you're welcome, dear. kiss

just offering my small quota of service to humanity. that guy is a smooth criminal...just be wary of him. grin
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Ishilove: 3:06pm On Jul 13, 2017
FTrebirth:
you're welcome, dear. kiss

just offering my small quota of service to humanity. that guy is a smooth criminal...just be wary of him. grin
My dear, I wasn't born yesterday grin
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TSOM(m): 3:07pm On Jul 13, 2017
Ishilove:
Tsom, where is the screenshot. I can't see it
Read the whole page that was posted on. You'd better understand it that way.
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Ishilove: 3:08pm On Jul 13, 2017
TSOM:
Read the whole page that was posted on. You'd better understand it that way.
Yeah, I've seen it now. Thanks
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by NairalandHeroes: 3:11pm On Jul 13, 2017
What's happening here?
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 3:14pm On Jul 13, 2017
This is English grin grin asslicking someone giving you multiple stabs in the back, before you know it, pms, next thing back on the ground grin. I wasn't born yesterday my ass

Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 3:17pm On Jul 13, 2017
NairalandHeroes:
What's happening here?
nothing much, the serial plagiarist has been disgraced again grin
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TSOM(m):
NairalandHeroes:
What's happening here?
NairalandHeroes:
What's happening here?
It's simple.

A supposedly Chicago-based chameleon decided to role-play like Diaz Cameron 'cause he thought himself a croc'. So he turned rebellious , harboring dark thoughts , wielding a sword like Michael. But this river isn't Jordan - this is the Everglades. Now the chameleon's being feasted on by the alligators. smiley
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by NairalandHeroes: 3:54pm On Jul 13, 2017
TSOM:
It's simple.

A supposedly Chicago-based chameleon decided to role-play like Diaz Cameron 'cause he thought himself a croc'. So he turned rebellious , harboring dark thoughts , wielding a sword like Michael. But this river isn't Jordan - this is the Everglades. Now the. chameleon's being feasted by the alligators. smiley
Ah! Just a simple question turned into a bloodletting descriptive analysis of events grin grin grin
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by NairalandHeroes: 3:58pm On Jul 13, 2017
SecondEva:
This is English grin grin asslicking someone giving you multiple stabs in the back, before you know it, pms, next thing back on the ground grin. I wasn't born yesterday my ass
Yekpa! What is this nah! But that wasn't English by the way. More of a mechanical show of dictionary abuse where the message got lost in the forced mingling of high-sounding words thst obfuscated the English language.
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 4:21pm On Jul 13, 2017
NairalandHeroes:
Cock craving? So you mean she was cock blinded?
Exactly what happens when the clit does the thhinking rather than the brain. This is the only explanation behind calling that pile of beautiful nonesense, ENGLISH!!!!!
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by NairalandHeroes: 4:31pm On Jul 13, 2017
SecondEva:
Exactly what happens when the clit does the thhinking rather than the brain. This is the only explanation behind calling that pile of beautiful nonesense, ENGLISH!!!!!
Hmn hmn hmn. I weak.
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheUmbra: 9:48pm On Jul 13, 2017
TSOM:
It's simple.

A supposedly Chicago-based chameleon decided to role-play like Diaz Cameron 'cause he thought himself a croc'. So he turned rebellious , harboring dark thoughts , wielding a sword like Michael. But this river isn't Jordan - this is the Everglades. Now the chameleon's being feasted on by the alligators. smiley
Akpor!!! That's what I'm talking about! You know a natural word-Smith as you watch him throw his word-dice. Not some fool who rapes google, and dictionary looking for high-sounding words and when he finds them, he goes on to produce a poor architectonic structure of words thinking that's the hallmark for intelligence or good scripting.


Easy does it!
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by CentaurXLV(m): 10:46pm On Jul 16, 2017
TheMortician:
Eya, I really made you so angry you couldn't even compose your rants properly. grin grin grin

I wish your anger will bring back your dishonourable mother who went to her grave with a chronic ailment knowns as CCD (cóck craving disorder) no wonder the dumb woman was still taking anal-fisting until she was bent like a disfigured question mark " ? " grin grin grin

Words on the street was she birthed you in the open public toilet because she mistook her labour signs for poop signals grin

And her pussy is still undecomposed after her death as a mark of her legendary whoredom: "Saint prostitute" grin grin

I heard tracing your biological father was a rigorous task as the dead bîtxh couldn't remember the number of her clients who did vaginal or anal as she was half-conscious most of the time.

So there's a list of her clientele in her diary where we can get the names of her cheap customers and begin an oral interview of those who fúcked that dead hoe in the anus and those who went in straight...then will have half a chance to know the owner of the inferior sperm than won the race to flagellate your mother's diseased-ravaged ovum grin

On your mother's gravestone should be written "the unknown prostitute" and her story should be the textbook example of how to die sad, lonely and neglected so much that her surviving child has to vent the frustration of her death on Nairaland.

Whoever murdered her should be rewarded with 7 virgins for wiping out the dirtiest cheapest LovePeddler south West of Nigeria.

Good thing they didn't kill you along with her while you were little, that would have been a mercy death considering how bitter and remorseful your life has become.

Your mother was a failure, a lowclass dick-swapping bîtxh who paid her own bride price from her anal bonuses because your drunken father married her as the line of least resistance grin

I hope your worthless family didn't bury her with a coffin? The only way she can appease her sins is for her corpse to decompose back to the earth directly as manure so she can reincarnate as green tall grass to be chewed by marauding goats.

Son of dead hoe!

Don't Bleep with the devil, son. Darkenedbaboon!
S-a-v-a-g-e!!! grin grin grin
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Venymen(m): 9:41pm On Oct 03, 2017
kinibigdeal:
shocked
na wa oh,snake cannot bite nd go in peace again
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 2:05pm On Oct 19, 2017
TSOM:
https://www.nairaland.com/3895044/feminism-light-bible/21#58338236



https://www.nairaland.com/3895044/feminism-light-bible/21#58338236


Lezz/TheMortician, the evidence you seek is within reach.

Only two people have used the highlighted expression on Nairaland.

Same Zhanda alternate antagonized Fearlez/TheMortician days ago yet his known alternate -Darkrebel - was spewing sanctimonious hogwash all over that thread.

Local-search "reason is the devil's whore_" .
Mumu of the highest order. Imbécile of the highest originality. Bobo yi ya dindinrin gan sha. grin

Show me how this proves that I'm DarkRebel. I aint loath to resurrect your stupidity from where you cretinously buried it, demented fool. Nairaland has been boring lately. Let's have some crazy fun, dolt. grin

The only place where you ever counted as a "detective" was in your mother's reeking uterus, where you detected every single one of her wave forms of imbecility and weaved them into your reptilian brain with incredible expertise. grin

Ode jatijati.
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