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ayusco85:
Help your sister oo
My husband is very upset with me.
I don't shave my jijiana with shaving stick , I only cut it with scissors,yet my husband don't want me to cut them ooo
My lovely sisters, that witch in my village went and touch her juju pot and d juju do me koikoi for head,Naso I went and shave everything, in fact I didn't forget any hair there,
Hubby came back and needed to plug his microphone inside jijiana, but he needed to do some touching,he can lick plate for Africa.so he opened his workshop and put hand. Next thing I heard was, whaaat!!!!
Mewith my bedroom voice)honey what is it?
Him:how dare you?
Me(jump up in fear) what happened?
Him: What happened to d vegetables and meat in my pot of soup
Me:honey I don't understand
Him:what happened there(pointing at my jijiana)
Megetting upset) please come and finish your work and stop getting me confuse
Him:you shaved your jiniana and you know I don't like it, how can you serve me soup without meat and vegetables, you know I won't enjoy it.(calling jijiana hairs vegetable and meat)
Mecouldn't help but laugh like mad) started begging because d thing hold me bad, I begged him to forgive.
Him:i won't touch u again until there is hair there, he left d room in anger
I am planning to either going to a Barbing saloon, pick peoples hair, bye supper glue and fix d hairs back or I use my hair
What do u think sisters, because am on heat and I can't stay without doing jigijigi,konji will not come and kill me and go. The hairs must come back oo. T-junction is waiting for microphone his brother
Please help your sister, wetin I go do
Na only me waka come?
Finkiss to you all

dareerah:
Let me be helping ur husband man in d mean time

dareerah:
Let me be helping ur husband man in d mean time

Ndukings92:
nawao, a typical of one man's food is another man's poison stuff. what is hair doing dae? a well shaved one is d ultimate, even d best especially when giving head is involved

agbonkamen:
I can relate

dreamwords:
I don't want to laugh this night

frankfnu:
still confused.......
which food are u talking about?

pu7pl3:
Ur help. Will bevery much appreciated

luminouz:
Forget him joor....na me need ur help pass..

ayusco85:
U mean Ur Bae like it bushy?

dareerah:
What should i do for u?

WilsonMayowa:
Good morning and happy new month

dareerah:
2derful

ayusco85:
Some think otherwise o. Some like it bushy. I like it shaved. Like u said, one man's meat is another man's poison

dareerah:
What should i do for u?