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kn23h:
Then keep shut and stayed hidden in the shadow as you do when they insult Yorubas. For many of you sha, it's not your fault. It's your ignorance.

You don't know what you have in the SW. You don't know the companies Yorubas have. You don't know our agricultural and economical values.

You spend your days dancing to skelewu and reading lies from flat heads on twitter.

Then when asked if you want a Yoruba country, you say no because you think Yorubas need Nigeria.

Unfortunately for us, your ignorance hurts the whole Yoruba tribe.

If you can't can't self-cure your ignorance, then best believe that we will drag your likes as far as we drag the imbe.cilic ibos on this forum.

i can bet my left yansh that dude is not Yoruba

Misterdhee1:
Name one state in your redmud region that's as economical viable as Ogun state. If you can't, pls kindly go back to the kitchen and prepare food for your hungry husband.

..Your vomit,your headache...My 'hungry' husband is better than ritualistic agberos and criminal alayes.

..ogun means nothing to me but the name of your godless god..

..The day you lots will plucks up courage to declare a republic for yourselves,the more folks will take you serious..otherwise,you are nothing but a bunch of cowardly,loudmouthed urchins..you strenght starts and ends on faceless forums like nairaland...keep the on-like barks coming.

yomexp:
i can bet my left yansh that dude is not Yoruba

We've exposed his flat skull. He's definitely not Yoruba.

isaacsegun:
u r very daft,is it everybody in s.e that owns a mansion? if u want me to upload the pix of my brother's house in onitcha for u i will do that,and u compare it to other igbo around him I'm sure wll cry for ur people.Ode oshi

go back to ur village Lagos belong to us

Iamzik:
I'm more in a hurry than you.

Can't wait for your empty chest beating lot to return to your CornTree home in the yeast.

Ordinary VAT SE cannot pay. Always evading taxes

..Please shut up and declare your oduduwa republic this minute..Your parasitic ways are so obvious.

..But you cant do that..not until Biafra is actualised or about to,before crawling out of your holes to chant 'oduduwaoo' llike zombies.

Oga080666419419:
do you think it was generated with lazy yoouths crowding all betting centers in Oyo and Ogun States.

Lagos is a no man's land.

May I also add that the S/West is the most economically viable region of the country and even if Ibos built it all, you have to also know it won't have been possible if the S/West Yoruba didn't provide an enabler in the form of sagacious administrative ability, peace and tranquility. There are Ibos in Kano and Sokoto why haven't those places become more successful economically than the S/West?

Like they say, if it ain't one thing it's the other.

ELKHALIFAISIS:
hahahaha your grandpa owned what typical yellowbar demon will rather go back to his hinterland village than to pay a rent of 500k... few houses currently own by Yorubas are abandon properties, can a lazy man afford a plot of land in our Lagos

What is this one saying?

I am trying to make sense of this gibberish, lol.
IPOB brain.

Ngokafor:
..Your vomit,your headache...My 'hungry' husband is better than ritualistic agberos and criminal alayes.

..ogun means nothing to me but the name of your godless god..

..The day you lots will plucks up courage to declare a republic for yourselves,the more folks will take you serious..otherwise,you are nothing but a bunch of cowardly,loudmouthed urchins..you strenght starts and ends on faceless forums like nairaland...keep the on-like barks coming.

As usual..You are typically exhibiting what your husbands are known for - chestbeating. Like Fathers, like daughters.

Yorubas don't need your respect. We harbor your brothers, schooled your grandfathers for free in our universities and are still providing your Osu husbands with the market to sell their galas and fanyogos.. Republic or no republic, we are incomparable to your deadpit region.. Yoruba is a leading race globally..Your tribe will only be taken serious, the moment you lots start understanding that igbos are the problems of the igbo tribe, and not blaming others for your foolishness, ineptitude and backwardness.

And please remember to tell ur cousin Emeka to start planning to relocate to the east cos Biafra is just afew months away

Ngokafor:
..SWs and empty noise-making/cheap grandstanding are like 5 and 6....see them taking the glory for Lagos..Meanwhile apart from Lagos,other parts of SW are a cesspit and glorified villages.

..As usual,according to them ,they single-handedly made Lagos what it is today,contributing all the taxes made there,while SEs are 'parasitic'..Ironical SE who have 'nothing' are the ones fighting to be from SW as one country.

..Tell them to have their oduduwa republic now and all hell will break loose as they display their fears and aprehensions..

..Very funny people indeed.

Even with statical proofs? I see why you blindly follow Nnamdi kanu. Ur reasoning weak mio ooooo.

proffc:
Lagos will be accepted to be a no man's land when Enugu and/or Anambra becomes one.

Get your facts right please!

aii lad
the capital of brasil is brasilia but if u ask d average person he will say rio cuz dts wia evrytin is based
up until 91 lagos was NIGERIA's capital hence d siting of embassies and companies so wen u start comparing a national capital to a regional one well it just sounds silly
oh by d way biafra is coming so dos igbo ppl u luv to diss will soon leave d sw

sunnyb0b0:
Thank God the silliness of your assertion is now becoming obvious to you. Consumers are the source of VAT not the companies remitting VAT. Most companies are headquartered in Lagos and remit VAT based on their head office address hence VAT for products and services not even consumed in Lagos is captured as Lagos VAT.

once again, you show how little you know of these things you brag about. You just opened your SE yansh now. Let me explain it to you using the gala example.

Every state has an FIRS office and every business entity, branch etc has a record with them. So the gala sold in aba, though manufactured in Lagos or Ogun state, has its VAT remitted through the bank responsible for that zone to the state FIRS office. This is what FIRS reports as remittances from states that the whole SE contributes only 2% of. VAT isn't collected from head office but from the business locations where the consumption hence actual service takes place its a consumption tax you know! Lagos collects more VAT because it houses more consumers not just of gala but of banking services, hotel services, IT services etc. Same with Kano and abuja. Now abuja doesn't have the population of the SE, but they generate more VAT because people consume more high end services and products that yield higher fees.

Maybe folks can't even afford to buy ordinary gala in the SE so no VAT from there

...will all humility,i strongly disagree with the finance minister. 1st. what is VAT?..ans..its is the name given to taxes on goods and services produced in a country and expecially consumed within the country.. now, let's analyse. does she mean to say that lagos state now consume more goods than p.h delta and say edo put 2geda?...does sh min that lagos consumes more than the entire south east? or even more than kano and kaunas put 2geda?......it is evidently clear that the one gathering the data on the economy are mistakenly double counting...what I mean is that in thier calculations,they attribute VAT of good produced in lagos to lagos mindless of the fact that most of these goods are consumed else where...if for example mtn recharge card of 100billion is produced in lag and a worth of 81billion of recharge card is distributed to the entire nation,where do you think the generated VAT should be attributed to?...lagos?...I guess that s where our honourable minister might be mistaken...the numbers doesn't match.if lagos contains a population of about 14million of nigrria's 180 million how then does it consume more than an entire region which isn't knw of for high poverty rate

lol Clash of the Titans.
Part 4.

In the typical Nairaland fashion.

ELKHALIFAISIS:
hahahaha your grandpa owned what typical yellowbar demon will rather go back to his hinterland village than to pay a rent of 500k... few houses currently own by Yorubas are abandon properties, can a lazy man afford a plot of land in our Lagos

See how watery your reasoning is? OUR LAGOS..... and you can say it. Why can't you say our Anambra cuz U left kanu to develop it for you? Abi bcuz ur people sell gala nd panasonic in alaba, you think your ancestors control lagos?#Wakeup bro.

Misterdhee1:
As usual..You are typically exhibiting what your husbands are known for - chestbeating. Like Fathers, like daughters.

Yorubas don't need your respect. We harbor your brothers, schooled your grandfathers for free in our universities and are still providing your Osu husbands with the market to sell their galas and fanyogos.. Republic or no republic, we are incomparable to your deadpit region.. Yoruba is a leading race globally..Your tribe will only be taken serious, the moment you lots start understanding that igbos are the problems of igbos, and not blaming others for your foolishness, ineptitude and backwardness.

And please remember to tell ur cousin Emeka to start planning to relocate to the east cos Biafra is just afew months away

...More nursrey rhymes to ease your miseries and pain..you are extremely shallow with no depths what-so-ever..You talk like a simpleton and reason like an slowpoke.
.Your IQ is at par with a 3year old's...Keep calling my father and husband until i call your father and mother names that would give you nighmares for years..
..I wont ask you to stop being iddiotic..carry on until you get what you are looking for.

Lakeside79:
You should be shot or hung

I pray you are rendered impotent so you don't breed more vile creatures of your ilk

We your ad are known as the omoluabis , courageous, respectful and kind

You don't stabd for any of these virtues
You are vile hate filled and you are the very thing you accuse ibos of being

God must keep you impotent insha allah

I fear ypu the type of demons you will birth if allowed to have kids

No race deserves this kinda hate

If it were during the old days your type would be stoned to death
I think you are possessed by djin

I am thankful that your vermin kind represent less than 1% of the Yoruba race

Shut up joor..... Who you EEP? Trying to play games here.

This bitch is a fool. What are the factors that made Lagos contribute more?. Because the government is hell bent on centralising all the economic activities in Lagos. You closed calabar seaport. Close PH, all the embassies have their offices in Lagos, all multinational cosy and other expatriate coy are made to open office in Lagos. Yo forget that Lagos is no man's land. Then who carry out the the real transaction to generate the Vat? THOSE YOUR NURTW and agers brothers. Skull miners

jonnytad:
Even with statical proofs? I see why you blindly follow Nnamdi kanu. Ur reasoning weak mio ooooo.

..Statistical proof that yorubas made Lagos what it is or that yorubas are the only ones paying taxes in Lagos??...The most viable Airport and Seaport built and maintained by FG in a country of 200million and counting is in Lagos,you are here yarning crap.

..You better use your brains next time or ignore my mentions next time..

..P.s no i wont follow Nnamdi Kanu,i would follow aregbesola.

Ngokafor:
...More nursrey rhymes to ease your miseries and pain..you are extremely shallow with no depths what-so-ever..You talk like a simpleton and reason like an slowpoke.
.Your IQ is at par with a 3year old's...Keep calling my father and husband until i call your father and mother names that would give you nighmares for years..
..I wont ask you to stop being iddiotic..carry on until you get what you are looking for.

Simpleton like Nnamdi Kanu abi? Well, if you consider being factual and objective as insults, then I can't help you. You can choose to abuse whoever you consider worthy of your insults, but it doesn't change the fact that igbos are parasites in the scheme of things.

Misterdhee1:
Simpleton like Nnamdi Kanu abi? Well, if you consider being factual and objective as insults, then I can't help you. You can choose to abuse whoever you consider worthy of your insults, but it doesn't change the fact that igbos are parasites in the scheme of things.

...Neither does your rants stop yorubas from being every derogratory and demeaning names they are called...parasites and loudmouthed cowards to name a few.

Ngokafor:
..SWs and empty noise-making/cheap grandstanding are like 5 and 6....see them taking the glory for Lagos..Meanwhile apart from Lagos,other parts of SW are a cesspit and glorified villages.

..As usual,according to them ,they single-handedly made Lagos what it is today,contributing all the taxes made there,while SEs are 'parasitic'..Ironical SE who have 'nothing' are the ones fighting to be from SW as one country.

..Tell them to have their oduduwa republic now and all hell will break loose as they display their fears and aprehensions..

..Very funny people indeed.

The whole of the 5 SE states are the best examples of 'cesspit' in Africa as a whole. Ogun and Oyo IGR is greater than the 5 SE states' IGR combined. Get your facts right! Rubbish

Warning!!! No insults

neoOduduwa:
Two ignorant Otondos. Let me school your arses a little

Lagos generated a total of 436 billion naira in 2016. The total oil money allocation to Lagos for the whole of 2016 was 178 billion naira. 436 - 178 (billion) = 258 billion. Can you now see that Lagos can survive without your oyel money, and not to mention that oil has been discovered in Badagry which makes Lagos an oil-producing state.

And yeebos don't own shit in commerce, we're talking about real businesses and not 2x2 shops or fanyogo hawkers. Can't wait for you to get your useless Biafra, we'll deport y'all flat heads back to your lands. Only then will you realise you're parasites and the SW is your host, you can't survive without us.

We put food on your fvcking tables, so show your masters some respek.

ur type of ewu is not even from jalingo but from Burkina Faso, if militant blow one gas pipeline they whole country will be in darkness and ur still boasting about ur so called Lagos,if all the richest Nigerians got thier money through oil how dare u to tell me this cock and bull story about Lagos,if calabar has been the capital of Nigeria from 60s to 1993 and every oil companies offices where located in calabar with all embassies seaport international airport do u think u will see anybody in lekki or epe?Mr man if femi otedola buy land of 1 billion naira in lekki is still part of oil money that is pushing up Lagos economy, like I said if cross river or river state is capital of Nigeria for 33 years today u will still buy land in lekki for 10,000 naira cus u won't see anybody there ,for Igbo's 2/2 shops ur still surprise when those Igbo traders in 2/2 shops paid Evans the kidnapper 1 million dollar each can ur whole village or ur papas linage afford that type of money? Or did u hear that Evan kidnap any owomi da person, Mr man use ur tongue to count ur teeth

Efewestern:
I understand you clearly, but the point am trying to make is that if other port is been attended to, Lagos will be decongested thereby leading to loss of revenue and low VAT.

As for ogun, nothing special about it, just an overflow of Lagos , you can as well tell me y oyo is not as developed as ogun since you claimed SW folks are good at paving way for industrial evolution.

Maintenance culture, Efe. The Onne port died a natural death. That of Warri is sure out of place but then again, it wouldn't take long to see it crippled should the FG work on it again.

And here's the gospel truth, the port in an economical viable state would receive more patronage than that which is not considered viable enough. So it is only normal that most would abandon Warri port for Lagos', save for those who intend to move to other states.

About Ogun State, believe me, you're very wrong. Ogun has more companies than what you would find at the Industrial layout in Lagos, and this is not because of Lagos. Ogun has limestone in abundance besides the regular manufacturing company.

Lagos is a metropolis, no matter how many working ports we have, people would still relocate to do business there since there are influx of people there.

Oyo's IGR beats most state's IGR around, including a couple of the South East and some core South states.

Everything is working well for Lagos because Ambode, built on the foundation Fashola made through the struggle of BAT, while Ibikunle Amosun enjoys as a sister state. Everything is special about Ogun state. Everything is.

Besides, we are yet to mention entertainment, one which Lagos controls like no other. Metropolis are never decongested no matter how hard you try.

shukuokukobambi:
once again, you show how little you know of these things you brag about. You just opened your SE yansh now. Let me explain it to you using the gala example.

Every state has an FIRS office and every business entity, branch etc has a record with them. So the gala sold in aba, though manufactured in Lagos or Ogun state, has its VAT remitted through the bank responsible for that zone to the state FIRS office. This is what FIRS reports as remittances from states that the whole SE contributes only 2% of. VAT isn't collected from head office but from the business locations where the consumption hence actual service takes place its a consumption tax you know! Lagos collects more VAT because it houses more consumers not just of gala but of banking services, hotel services, IT services etc. Same with Kano and abuja. Now abuja doesn't have the population of the SE, but they generate more VAT because people consume more high end services and products that yield higher fees.

Maybe folks can't even afford to buy ordinary gala in the SE so no VAT from there

Smh at your crass ignorance. Now let me educate you on how things work in Nigeria. The guy who hawks gal on the bridge doesn't know what VAT is. But then, he's paid the VAT as part of the total cost for d goods and then passes it on to the final consumer. For instance, a company is based in Lagos but their products go as far as Niger republic, Mali and Chad. We trade in Lagos though most of their products are consumed outside Lagos. They collect VAT on selling to their customers who take this products to other parts of the country where it is sold to the final consumers without a specific VAT charge and hence no remittance to FIRS in the state of consumption but the VAT had already been collected and remitted by the company in Lagos.

Ngokafor:
..Please shut up and declare your oduduwa republic this minute..Your parasitic ways are so obvious.

..But you cant do that..not until Biafra is actualised or about to,before crawling out of your holes to chant 'oduduwaoo' llike zombies.

We don't make empty noise or fight senseless, lost causes like you do. Y'all started on a wrong footing making enemies instead of friends to fight alongside.

The real parasites are your brothers seeking shelter in every nook and cranny of south west in their millions.

As Orji uzor Kalu described them they are
"economic migrants in nature"
I used to think that only Fulani herdsmen are migrant in nature... No I know better

Until they heed Kanu call and return home you may as well forget about your failed agitation.

Iamzik:
The house has approved it sir.

Lagos now shares status with oil producing states. Not sure about Ogun though

Ogun does too. But does the South West really need the oil and all the wahala it brings? Don't forget oil is losing it's pride of place the World over, ask Saudi, Qatar and Venezuela. Russia has oil yet trails EU. The U.S wasn't even exporting hers until very recently. Oil will make you richer, yes. But not the richest. Lest I forget Japan is number 2 has no oil. Ditto S/Korea and India.

Ngokafor:
..Your vomit,your headache...My 'hungry' husband is better than ritualistic agberos and criminal alayes.

..ogun means nothing to me but the name of your godless god..

..The day you lots will plucks up courage to declare a republic for yourselves,the more folks will take you serious..otherwise,you are nothing but a bunch of cowardly,loudmouthed urchins..you strenght starts and ends on faceless forums like nairaland...keep the on-like barks coming.

Hahahahahah. .... kanu don cuz kasala. So u think you own a Republic. .... , wake up dear, biafra has been buried long ago, along with ojukwu self...

sunnyb0b0:
Smh at your crass ignorance. Now let me educate you on how things work in Nigeria. The guy who hawks gal on the bridge doesn't know what VAT is. But then, he's paid the VAT as part of the total cost for d goods and then passes it on to the final consumer. For instance, a company is based in Lagos but their products go as far as Niger republic, Mali and Chad. We trade in Lagos though most of their products are consumed outside Lagos. They collect VAT on selling to their customers who take this products to other parts of the country where it is sold to the final consumers without a specific VAT charge and hence no remittance to FIRS in the state of consumption but the VAT had already been collected and remitted by the company in Lagos.

Maybe I know these things because I actually handled them in a financial institution some time ago

The hustler who hawks gala knows nothing about VAT. Its the outlet that distributes the gala that remits. A company doesn't pay VAT on goods produced but on goods eventually sold because the tax isn't for them but for and on the consumer. So when UAC foods moves the gala to their aba office, until aba centre sells the gala, no VAT can be remitted to FIRS. VAT is a consumption tax, not a profit tax or a withholden tax or a payroll tax!

Until the sales happens, no VAT. The one of Niger, Chad etc that you mentioned also gets paid at where they purchase it so if its Lagos, VAT is paid there but if its Kano, the VAT is remitted at the FIRS office there even if it was produced in Lagos or head office is in Lagos. Same for banks. The VAT on your COT, N2.50 VAT on your bank transfer is remitted to Umuhahia FIRS office if you did it at any Abia state branch of your bank!

Leez:
aii lad
the capital of brasil is brasilia but if u ask d average person he will say rio cuz dts wia evrytin is based
up until 91 lagos was NIGERIA's capital hence d siting of embassies and companies so wen u start comparing a national capital to a regional one well it just sounds silly
oh by d way biafra is coming so dos igbo ppl u luv to diss will soon leave d sw

Your argument lacks logic. I didn't compare, I pointed out a fallacy.

Iamzik:
We don't make empty noise or fight senseless, lost causes like you do. Y'all started on a wrong footing making enemies instead of friends to fight alongside.

The real parasites are your brothers seeking shelter in every nook and cranny of south west in their millions.

As Orji uzor Kalu described them they are
"economic migrants in nature"
I used to think that only Fulani herdsmen are migrant in nature... No I know better

Until they heed Kanu call and return home you may as well forget about your failed agitation.

..Guy kindly shut up biko..Make friends with iddiots stupid enough to elect and worship an airhead like buhari??..

..Fight your fights yourselves and stop looking for allies simply because you are too cowardly to stand firm and face your foes..

..You lots are extremely parasitic because you are nothing without one Nigeria..Lagos is ticking because of 'one Nigeria'...facts are sacrosant while lies and false-hood are just a flash in the pan..Apart from Lagos,other parts of SW is a dungeon.

..It is only imbeciles,illiterates and simpletons who will fight against Biafra,yet insist Igbos 'leave' their region and 'go home'...coming from a swestern like you..i am not surprised.

jonnytad:
Hahahahahah. .... kanu don cuz kasala. So u think you own a Republic. .... , wake up dear, biafra has been buried long ago, along with ojukwu self...

...That is your daily prayers..i know you fast and offer sacrifices for that to happen,you and your kith and kins making noise on this thread..

nnokwa042:
ur type of ewu is not even from jalingo but from Burkina Faso, if militant blow one gas pipeline they whole country will be in darkness and ur still boasting about ur so called Lagos,if all the richest Nigerians got thier money through oil how dare u to tell me this cock and bull story about Lagos,if calabar has been the capital of Nigeria from 60s to 1993 and every oil companies offices where located in calabar with all embassies seaport international airport do u think u will see anybody in lekki or epe?Mr man if femi otedola buy land of 1 billion naira in lekki is still part of oil money that is pushing up Lagos economy, like I said if cross river or river state is capital of Nigeria for 33 years today u will still buy land in lekki for 10,000 naira cus u won't see anybody there ,for Igbo's 2/2 shops ur still surprise when those Igbo traders in 2/2 shops paid Evans the kidnapper 1 million dollar each can ur whole village or ur papas linage afford that type of money? Or did u hear that Evan kidnap any owomi da person, Mr man use ur tongue to count ur teeth

Oga park well...... Relying on past glory can't epp you here. Blow ur pipeline na. We will still be far ahead of you cuz we knw d worth of everything we own and we don't judge in haste.