These children wil not allow u to watch tv sef....they know how to hijack the tv remote control

money121:


The one weak me

Lol..i was almost crying sef

Yosuregames:
This is one of the probelm we face nowadays most parent neglect dat duties of raising a child with proper manners living it all to their teachers since well we have paid dere skul fees which is nt right teachers are mainly dere to provide intellectual knowledge in the children while it is the parent responsibility to raise dere child morally.
In oda words:
Do ur part as a parent.

Schools too can help in shaping children morally. Schools are not there alone to impact knowledge but to develop the children morally, spiritually that is if they attend schools owned by churches. Even the academics performance of children is not solely left for schools alone.

I teach at a private so we havin dis holiday lessons...dis mrnin,one woman drove her children to sch..3 boys n 2 gals...if u c d way she drove in,lik she ws quarellin wit d sch authority...d next tin she told d principal ws collect ur children....she ws criously angry wen sayn it..dropped dem n turned bak angrily lik it ws by force

akpamuomenka:




Just imagine bringing out a pair of shoes to wear and later you couldn't see one leg not knowing that the little commander in the house has taken it to the kitchen. I bought a toy phone for him and he threw it away b'cos it doesn't respond each time he says hello.. Hahaha.

Hahahaha that's one is good.
The epic one for us is when Mama the baby of the house took wifey's fone and dropped it in the watching machine and put it on (how she learnt what button to press still baffles me) cos wifey mistakenly poured baby food on it. We looked for the fone tire till she used my fone to call hers. "The number u are calling is not available". We saw the fone after the wash was done. Need I say more.

Isiz:


Lol..i was almost crying sef

My son did thesame last WK I don't even know what to do

this Op is a bloody liar, I lady posted this on a forum and he stole the pic just to make front page without giving credit to the original poster.


mshweeeeeeew

cupidkef:
Teachers Are Bae..see What August Holiday Is Causing Us.

I want to say a very big thanks to all the teachers in the house!
Pls we don't want holiday again,biko school should resume on Monday.
See my Friend's sitting room, there is even writings on the car.
Teachers, come and take back your pupils.

Teachers are really trying but they are highly underrated in the society

drnoel:


Hahahaha that's one is good.
The epic one for us is when Mama the baby of the house took wifey's fone and dropped it in the watching machine and put it on (how she learnt what button to press still baffles me) cos wifey mistakenly poured baby food on it. We looked for the fone tire till she used my fone to call hers. "The number u are calling is not available". We saw the fone after the wash was done. Need I say more.

Lol, this one weak me.

ikorodureporta:
These children wil not allow u to watch tv sef....they know how to hijack the tv remote control

Mine we say.. Daddy cartoon...
A go be like shey na me and u pay for this gotv sub..
Think say chairman do forget oooo..
If I didn't change that program to cartoon na War..
Infact I don tire..

No more channel 5 na channel 60 dey reign now .
Me sef go join him in watching the cartoon mi oo ni choice
@least na em papa house

Kids are adorable.
Can't wait to start having mine.

I know what my sis goes tru with her boys.
The funniest thing is u start missing them wen dey are not around.

Story of my life . Shouting and screaming and cleaning up after them all day, only God knows where they get their energy from. Most annoying thing is they are ALWAYS hungry!!! It got to a point that I asked them if that's how they eat every hour in school. September should come quick abeg. Teachers are truely bae.

drnoel:


Hahahaha that's one is good.
The epic one for us is when Mama the baby of the house took wifey's fone and dropped it in the watching machine and put it on (how she learnt what button to press still baffles me) cos wifey mistakenly poured baby food on it. We looked for the fone tire till she used my fone to call hers. "The number u are calling is not available". We saw the fone after the wash was done. Need I say more.

Baffles u Kee? U don't need to dey surprise, dem too sharp..
My boy go dey operate android phone as if he was their when dem manufactured it..
Just weak sef

freethinker01:
They're little monsters

they are not monsters biko though they can be cute monsters at times, ever taught how nice it will be to have a miniature you crawling around and scattering things awwww

i cant wait to be a mom

though it can be stressful but thats the joy of parenthood....

simplyhonest:
Lols... the "stress" and joy of parenthood... many are hoping and praying for kids that will even "mess" their living rooms... but none yet... may their prayers be answered...

AMEN!!!!

money121:


My son did thesame last WK I don't even know what to do

Just jejely clean him up nd Prob make him sit quietly while u clean up the mess...lol

Or when she shot down the washmaschine by pressing all the buttons together thereby activating childlock system. It took me days to get it back up and working. Had to call customer care to put me through how to unlock it. Since then we have a make shift cover on the buttons but she still trys to pill it out to get her hands on the buttons.

When they come to spend hols wit me, Sometimes i pray for nepa to strike so that they'ld allow the tv to rest, some other times i pray for light so they can be glued to the tv & nt disturb

simplyhonest:
Lols... the "stress" and joy of parenthood... many are hoping and praying for kids that will even "mess" their living rooms... but none yet... may their prayers be answered...

AMEN!!!

Michelle55:
lolsss. enjoy the stress of parenthood.. #proudlyATeacher#.I'm equally enjoying peace of mind and serenity and ain't giving it up anytime soon Biko.. so op enjoy their wahala for 6 more weeks

Lol...no summer school?

FFA:

TEACHERS ARE INDEED BAE....

HOW MANY KIDS SCATTER THE SITTING ROOM LIKE THIS ?

LOL I CAN RELATE

Only one child can do that

Sniper12:
how wud dey have time. When husband and wife are working hard to fend for d family. The biblical times is different from today

There is nothing like biblical times. Teachers can assist you but they are your responsibility.

Sorry but you can't outsource parental responsibility - good or bad they are yours

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melaninbae:



Lol...no summer school?

;Dthere's summer school but I ain't up for it. used the opportunity to travel home for the break, missed home like crazy.

Chai! Reminds me of when my little cousins (2 boys) had to stay with us when their mum passed on. Those kids made my mom visit the doctor regularly due to stress and blood pressure. I wasn't there to help because of school. Thank God the dad remarried and they moved with him. I ,swear, men should appreciate their wives more , e no easy abeg.

Even remember when I went to stay with my big cousin after a particular semester, I couldn't hide my joy when his kids went to Obudu for the vacation. I dey sweep house more than 3 times in a day , my laptop , phone , toothbrush , phone charger , body spray and so on dey always dey bathroom or under parlor cushion or kitchen sink.

Kids are blessings though. Can't wait to have mine with Selena Gomez

Many people do not know the essence of the post. OP want us to spare a moment and appreciate teachers.

my own house is cleaner during holidays, my kids start doing chores once they are four, the only exception is they can scatter their room like a tornado just went through but be ready to clean up once I say so.

Joys of parenthood, cnt wait to have such atmosphere

dominique:
Story of my life . Shouting and screaming and cleaning up after them all day, only God knows where they get their energy from. Most annoying thing is they are ALWAYS hungry!!! It got to a point that I asked them if that's how they eat every hour in school. September should come quick abeg. Teachers are truely bae.

It's discipline.
When u instill discipline gradually and as early as when u gave birth to them,at 3 to 4 yrs some things will become natural for them to do.

D only diff is they don't go to school but their lifestyle remains the same.
Eat at the same time everyday, sleep at d same time. Play at d same hr and study at the same hr.

Once time for bedtime reach,once u say light off,they know it's bed time.

Teachers are not supposed to train children no matter how busy one is.
It's the parent's responsibility. Father and mother.

Savage

egopersonified:
my own house is cleaner during holidays, my kids start doing chores once they are four, the only exception is they can scatter their room like a tornado just went through but be ready to clean up once I say so.

Exactly.
Don't know why holiday time should be any diff.
Moat parents cause problems for themselves not the kids.
At my younger age,anytime I stopped over my bro house, especially during holiday, the house always look very scattered and untidy but how they always manage to arrange everything b4 mummy and daddy arrives home is amazing.
U will see everywhere sparkling and d children behaving so maturely u will wonder if ur eyes are deceiving u.
It's training.
And they are still children. They must mess up the house but training them to know what to do after messing d house up is the problem.