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Jtmanager:
No be lie all follow as him slip win 20$
abeg put pressure mk my own be $20k

Based on logistics bro

I don hear, I don put you for wish list when e enter let me know.

EdDave:
So, on Friday night, 11:30pm, I jumped out the taxi and made to the ATM to make a withdrawal so I could pay off the taxi fare and the drinks at the club where my friends were waiting and we had had a wild night.

Inserted the ATM card and saw "Backup power depleted. This machine is shutting down".

Sorry bro. Na so your Parti-2 don begin be that.

delishpot:
I don hear, I don put you for wish list when e enter let me know.

Rugged u
e don de happen b that mk we jus de observe

Jtmanager:
Rugged u
e don de happen b that mk we jus de observe

When e enter let me know o

FILEBE:
I be wan tell u say dem dash me 20naira on Friday, the next day wey u promise to influence money into my hand. Driver tie us together so the passenger come say nake I no worry, "keep the change", he said.

I no vex for u o. I no even dey angry.... but why? why? why e be say 20 naira u fit influence make dem dash me? but why?

That means, it worked.?? Relax.
I want to ask for mine.
I want to get true love within this week we are about to enter.
I've been getting fake love all the while, so, I need true love now.

Jtmanager:
Rugged u e don de happen b that mk we jus de observe

E don dey happen.?? Hmmm.

delishpot:
When e enter let me know o

If it happens, then, you are going to answer lots of questions from me.

alexblazzzer18:
It was 3 am in d morning when i startled awake, i had slept off on my couch in d night, d TV set was still on, so i took d remote nd turned it off, i turned to go to my room, when i heard the TV set came back on again, i felt a gut spilling chill fell through me, i took d remote nd turn it off again, but it refused to off, so i decided to disconnnect it from d socket, i felt relieved after i took it off from d socket, then i saw a pair of eyes watching me from the wall, i loked hard again but i saw nothing there, so i thought i must b going crazy imagining things or i was still sleeping...

It was when I turned back again to go to my room, when i heard d TV set came back on again with a sinister eriee laughter, i stood rooted on d spot, my heart flew out of my skin, Then i heard d eriee voice again dat sounds like a whisper, ''THE SMILLING ONES ARE NOT HAPPY, THE SMILLING ONES ARE NOT HAPPY, THE SMILLING ONES ARE NOT HAPPY'' followed by d eriee sinister laughter that echoed thru d room.

DUDE, if i was a mod,id ban yhu.THAT WAZ DAMN TOO SCARY

Lol, really? Then i'll gladly receive d ban.

Missperfect28:
DUDE, if i was a mod,id ban yhu.THAT WAZ DAMN TOO SCARY

A friend visited me in Ibadan and spent the weekend with me. I got to Lagos the following Tuesday to learn he died two weeks earlier

wolesmile:
A friend visited me in Ibadan and spent the weekend with me. I got to Lagos the following Tuesday to learn he died two weeks earlier

what did you do after you heard?.....................

The Mawuki tribe boil their captives alive and tied.
The other captive told me mournfully....

Please dont harm me. The girls voice kept calling out loud from the bush until we heard her no more.

Bleep some stories here are just so so real!!!!!!

true life this happened to me

One night I was walking on the passage that led to my dad and moms room when I felt a hand on me.... mhen I ran faster than flash that day.... The scariest part of it was that everybody was in the palour that night...

Lleigh:
what did you do after you heard?.....................

First it sounded like a joke. More like I was in a dream. Then reality hits me and I felt a cold chill. I couldn't cry. I couldn't talk. I just stood there, for what seemed like hours. When I mentioned the weekend, I sounded foolish myself. Some pitied me, and said he must've loved me so much to come visit. I saw disbelieve clearly written on others. I didn't cry there. It started in the bus on my way back home. I still tell myself I should've taken a pix with him that weekend.

wolesmile:
First it sounded like a joke. More like I was in a dream. Then reality hits me and I felt a cold chill. I couldn't cry. I couldn't talk. I just stood there, for what seemed like hours. When I mentioned the weekend, I sounded foolish myself. Some pitied me, and said he must've loved me so much to come visit. I saw disbelieve clearly written on others. I didn't cry there. It started in the bus on my way back home. I still tell myself I should've taken a pix with him that weekend.

yeh if na me I go faint

i woke up in a vry dark envr and d air was stale . i moved my hands only to discover am in a comfined envr wic luked lyk a box, and all of a sudden i began to hear strange voices, one of d voices said, ''can he make it out of dis grave to d world of d living''？at dat moment, i felt things creeping all over me. i tried to stand up but dit my head on d roof of d box housing me.no！ somebody help！pls somebody help me, i cried and to my horor d voices roke into wailing. i blinked my eyes to see if i was dreaming but no dis is reality.the creeping objecst suddenly increased in large number and they began to bite and chew my flesh, i cried out in pains, twist and turn and begged for help but none is coming.

With Pepsi in my hand, I stared at the baby in her arms and smiled, "You are going to starve if you don't eat". "Oh yes, I know", she grumbled and then softly pinched the baby's face. In one move she pulled off the skin of the baby's face. The howl was terrible...


Check out the series I just started here https://www.nairaland.com/5858538/horror-series-death-tales-little

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I begin tucking my son into bed when he says, "Daddy, check under the bed 'cause I think there's a monster."
I check and see him – another him – shivering under the bed, whispering, "Daddy, there's something in my bed."

gudofuck231:
Buhari sworn in,
The naira crashed.

How had was that horror story?

Tinibu is now president. He's much worse.

tk4rd:
What is the best horror story you can come up with in just two sentences..
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Here are some examples.
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I was all alone and quiet, I started imagining I was hearing some sounds. I continued listening, until the sounds stopped and I heard "how come he could hear us?"
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I heard the knocking on the glass and woke up.
At first, I thought it was on the window until I heard the knock again coming from the mirror.
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I saw a dirty note with a creepy handwriting dropped on the floor below where my mirror used to hang. "Put the mirror back, we missed watching you", it read.

Marital rape is legal.
Beating your kids is discipline.

(Easy. 2 sentences that are truly horrific, and widely said here. But of course the distinction....its not a story its just the reality of Nigeria.)