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ThatCEO:
Why go through all these childish nonsense cos of a p***y anyway when you can make the girl feel you are doing her a favor by banging her? Well, these only happens to boiz who have nothing to offer except their prick. A typical Nigerian nigga:

1. No swag
2. dirty-sweaty-smelly body n armpit,
3. Days of boxers not getting washed (no wonder they never get a Mouth Gig)
4. Scratchy dandruff infested hair
5. lack of small little romance.
6. Poor dress sense.
7. Dull in communication.
8. Never used a perfume.
9. The girl can't kiss them because their mouth is constantly oozing with of Alomo which they foolishly believe will enhance their banging mileage.
10. And when they finally get the chance to f**k, they won't last 15minutes per round because of poor diet.


But you see the foolish boys blaming their lack of money for not finding a girl to mate with. A beg o, in all the 10 things I have mentioned, which one requires money?

Mind you, I have slept in a room severally without touching a girl. Well, I know the worth of my d**k. why beg you for sex, when you should be the one thinking of how to rape me as we lie side by side on the bed?

These boiz just refused to grow. We always blame the ladies but our fault is just even worse.

Very well said. Nothing more to add, nothing to subtract. Also remember that many Naija niggars are sex starved and that is why they don't mind sexually molesting little girls.

EtherealAnn:
Only naive girls fall for their whims

only god knows how many times u have fall into guys trap.

If God says you'll fall, you will fall. No tricks.

greatnaija01:
NO LADY IS INNOCENT o

Took the words right out of my mouth...good job

THIS IS WHAT THE WORD OF GOD SAYS ABOUT PLAYBOYS AND PLAYGIRLS ANTICS..............
MATTHEW 15 VS 17-20, 1 CORINTHIAN 6 VS 18 - 20, 1 CORINTHIAN 6 VS 8-10, GALATIAN 5 VS 19 - 20, EPHESIAN 5 VS 5, COLOSSIAN 3 VS 5

Seriously, these are the 90s lines. Our parents didn't even use such. I am trying to see why a guy would use lines as stupid as these and expects me to fall just like that. What the hell is loosen up? Any girl who falls for that has a bad case of low self esteem.
Well the people you associate with matters a lot. Even boys on this thread are trying to sound hip. "What the bloody hell is real niggggaz get any girl they want"

rosalieene:
Hahahaha

boy: don't worry I won't put it in, I just want to use the tip to rub ur clit, its almost same as the main deal

girl: ok(later)....... ouch, it's painful Na Pls stop it, I don't want to do it yet. you promised to rub just the tip but you are pushing it inside.

boy: am so sorry baby, but baby Pls you know I love you, can't you just do this for me, everyone is doing it, there is no big deal, it's normal.

girl: no please

boy: if you don't want this, then I will leave.

(same day or days later)

girl: oh baby please don't leave me, ok let's do it.

boysmiles), don't worry, you will enjoy it, I promise and you won't regret


Chai girls af suffer...... almost all girls can attest to this.

some become good girl gone bad


lalasti.clala hope you aren't a playboy too

Exactly the way it happened that very day!!

wia u in my room dah day?

askseunoladele:
LINES PLAYBOYS USE TO HAVE SEX WITH INNOCENT LADIES

If you want to keep your virginity till marriage or stay off sex completely till you get married, beware of these lines or men will pass you from bed to bed like football. Innocent ladies including naive married women usually fall into sexual traps through these lines:

1. YOU ARE TOO FRIGID: They tell you to loosen up, learn to hug, learn to give a "godly" brother a peck on the cheek. You should socialize and be more friendly. It's a bait to make you loose your guard little by little and they keep asking for more till they eventually have sex with you and dump you neat!

Which useless hug does he want, for what reason? If he wanna hug, he should hug his mother, sisters, male friends or wife! Some men know virtually the breast size of all the females around them by hugging tightly and feeling what they should not feel! If you need to hug and peck, go hug and peck fellow females sisters! Not hugging guys doesn't mean you are frigid, don't let any guy deceive you! I wasn't into hugging guys as a single lady yet was very friendly and had male admirers! Of course, I ain't frigid in marriage! Sex in marriage is sweet to say the least! Be friendly sis, but know the limit to physical touch!

2. YOU ARE OLD SCHOOL: I love old school like kilode! If they tell you to go clubbing, expose cleavages to prove to everyone you went to school, they are seriously sick!

3.YOUR HUSBAND SHOULDN'T BE THE ONLY MAN YOU ARE FREE WITH: kindly explain what you mean sir. Do you mean, my husband is not the only man I should hug, peck and have sex with? I should treat you like I treat my husband, be careless around you and give what is holy to the dogs? Excuse me dear married woman, if you do not want stories that touch the heart with another man, don't ever do anything with him you won't proudly tell your husband at home. You can't be too free with another man aside your husband, shikennah! Hugging all men and giving them pecks shows you lack virtues and morals! Refuse to be deceived!

4. IT'S NOT A SIN TO PASS THE NIGHT IN MY HOUSE: Thief! You want to snatch her under her mama's roof to pass the night in your motel, where will she sleep? On the floor while you sleep on the bed? What happens when the devil asks NEPA to the light and one terrible heat wants to kill both of you, you ask her to off her clothe so that "breeze" will blow on her abi? If the useless devil wants to kill it completely and he sends one mighty rain making everywhere cold and chilly, you offer to keep her warm by wrapping yourself around her on the bed her abi?May God deliver some sisters from the spirit of foolishness and stupidity! You can't pass the night without thinking of sex or doing it! What you will not eat, don't bring it to your nose! You may escape first, second or even third time, the day he will pounce on you, no one will rescue you!

5. IF YOU LOVE ME, YOU WILL MAKE LOVE TO ME: This is common among those sokoto sagging, agbero boys! Masters degree holders in the art of seduction also use it a lot. Tell him, if he loves you, he should wait for you.why will anyone in his right senses equate pre-marital sex with love? You need deliverance!

6. YOU SHOULD BE EXPERIENCED BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED: So he wants to teach you how to have sex then disappears when the pregnancy comes, girl, use your head! No man wants "ajeku" sister, no one wants a "used and dumped" we all want a spouse, fresh and innocent. It is the grace and forgiveness of Christ that helps us do some things and still stand on our two feet. But trust me, you will still pay for those mistakes!

7: YOU ARE SO HOT! He says anytime he sees you, he can't control himself, he needs deliverance from the spirit of lust!

Your body is not the problem, the demon eating his reasoning faculty is his problem! You are not the hottest babe on earth. More beautiful ladies are everywhere. If he can't control himself with you, he won't control it himself around your sisters, friends and colleagues! Don't buy into that lie!

8. I LOVE YOU: Playboys are very good at using those words. Don't let any man sweet talk you into his bed! If he loves you, he should keep his fingers off your precious body. As a married woman, it is senseless to consistently listen to another man who regularly tells you he loves you and you are beginning to reciprocate with "I love you too!" You call it showing the agape love of Christ, I pity your marriage! Put your phone on speaker so your husband can hear everything he tells you, show him all the chats and conversations, if your "friend" tells you to clear chats and not be completely opened to your husband about your relationship with him, he is a devil per excellence! Your marriage is heading towards divorce!

9. YOU ARE NOT FLEXIBLE as in, compromise your principles by allowing him to romance but not have sex? Alright, okay! One day will be one day when he breaks into your gate and the relationship is over!

These and more are the lines play boys use on naive ladies to make them lose their guard, sleep with them, dump them and leave them damaged, broken and battered! May you not fall a victim in Jesus' name. FEEL FREE TO SHARE. God bless you, cheers!
© Seun Oladele, 2017.
www.askseunoladele..com

I love this

Abeg who created this thread? You be SU. Its as if you are a living witness.

There is no such thing on planet earth as an innocent lady.

askseunoladele:
LINES PLAYBOYS USE TO HAVE SEX WITH INNOCENT LADIES

If you want to keep your virginity till marriage or stay off sex completely till you get married, beware of these lines or men will pass you from bed to bed like football. Innocent ladies including naive married women usually fall into sexual traps through these lines:

1. YOU ARE TOO FRIGID: They tell you to loosen up, learn to hug, learn to give a "godly" brother a peck on the cheek. You should socialize and be more friendly. It's a bait to make you loose your guard little by little and they keep asking for more till they eventually have sex with you and dump you neat!

Which useless hug does he want, for what reason? If he wanna hug, he should hug his mother, sisters, male friends or wife! Some men know virtually the breast size of all the females around them by hugging tightly and feeling what they should not feel! If you need to hug and peck, go hug and peck fellow females sisters! Not hugging guys doesn't mean you are frigid, don't let any guy deceive you! I wasn't into hugging guys as a single lady yet was very friendly and had male admirers! Of course, I ain't frigid in marriage! Sex in marriage is sweet to say the least! Be friendly sis, but know the limit to physical touch!

2. YOU ARE OLD SCHOOL: I love old school like kilode! If they tell you to go clubbing, expose cleavages to prove to everyone you went to school, they are seriously sick!

3.YOUR HUSBAND SHOULDN'T BE THE ONLY MAN YOU ARE FREE WITH: kindly explain what you mean sir. Do you mean, my husband is not the only man I should hug, peck and have sex with? I should treat you like I treat my husband, be careless around you and give what is holy to the dogs? Excuse me dear married woman, if you do not want stories that touch the heart with another man, don't ever do anything with him you won't proudly tell your husband at home. You can't be too free with another man aside your husband, shikennah! Hugging all men and giving them pecks shows you lack virtues and morals! Refuse to be deceived!

4. IT'S NOT A SIN TO PASS THE NIGHT IN MY HOUSE: Thief! You want to snatch her under her mama's roof to pass the night in your motel, where will she sleep? On the floor while you sleep on the bed? What happens when the devil asks NEPA to the light and one terrible heat wants to kill both of you, you ask her to off her clothe so that "breeze" will blow on her abi? If the useless devil wants to kill it completely and he sends one mighty rain making everywhere cold and chilly, you offer to keep her warm by wrapping yourself around her on the bed her abi?May God deliver some sisters from the spirit of foolishness and stupidity! You can't pass the night without thinking of sex or doing it! What you will not eat, don't bring it to your nose! You may escape first, second or even third time, the day he will pounce on you, no one will rescue you!

5. IF YOU LOVE ME, YOU WILL MAKE LOVE TO ME: This is common among those sokoto sagging, agbero boys! Masters degree holders in the art of seduction also use it a lot. Tell him, if he loves you, he should wait for you.why will anyone in his right senses equate pre-marital sex with love? You need deliverance!

6. YOU SHOULD BE EXPERIENCED BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED: So he wants to teach you how to have sex then disappears when the pregnancy comes, girl, use your head! No man wants "ajeku" sister, no one wants a "used and dumped" we all want a spouse, fresh and innocent. It is the grace and forgiveness of Christ that helps us do some things and still stand on our two feet. But trust me, you will still pay for those mistakes!

7: YOU ARE SO HOT! He says anytime he sees you, he can't control himself, he needs deliverance from the spirit of lust!

Your body is not the problem, the demon eating his reasoning faculty is his problem! You are not the hottest babe on earth. More beautiful ladies are everywhere. If he can't control himself with you, he won't control it himself around your sisters, friends and colleagues! Don't buy into that lie!

8. I LOVE YOU: Playboys are very good at using those words. Don't let any man sweet talk you into his bed! If he loves you, he should keep his fingers off your precious body. As a married woman, it is senseless to consistently listen to another man who regularly tells you he loves you and you are beginning to reciprocate with "I love you too!" You call it showing the agape love of Christ, I pity your marriage! Put your phone on speaker so your husband can hear everything he tells you, show him all the chats and conversations, if your "friend" tells you to clear chats and not be completely opened to your husband about your relationship with him, he is a devil per excellence! Your marriage is heading towards divorce!

9. YOU ARE NOT FLEXIBLE as in, compromise your principles by allowing him to romance but not have sex? Alright, okay! One day will be one day when he breaks into your gate and the relationship is over!

These and more are the lines play boys use on naive ladies to make them lose their guard, sleep with them, dump them and leave them damaged, broken and battered! May you not fall a victim in Jesus' name. FEEL FREE TO SHARE. God bless you, cheers!
© Seun Oladele, 2017.
www.askseunoladele..com

That how one of lecturer call me "Frigid" cos I rejected his hugs...

OfficialDad:
I don't use such shit. By the way, my girls just love me. So I don't go tru all this epistles to get any lady.

chai!! "girls". bros there is God ooooo.

greatnaija01:
NO LADY IS INNOCENT o

no mind this OP. He is either a slowpoke, womanwrapper or plain dumb. Dude if U take any woman as being innocent, and I mean including those ear-covering one blowing tongues in church or chantin mantra in de mosque;if u take any of them as being innocent, then U re very close to an early grave. Watch it. Dont say U were not warned.

Y

rosalieene:
Hahahaha

boy: don't worry I won't put it in, I just want to use the tip to rub ur clit, its almost same as the main deal

girl: ok(later)....... ouch, it's painful Na Pls stop it, I don't want to do it yet. you promised to rub just the tip but you are pushing it inside.

boy: am so sorry baby, but baby Pls you know I love you, can't you just do this for me, everyone is doing it, there is no big deal, it's normal.

girl: no please

boy: if you don't want this, then I will leave.

(same day or days later)

girl: oh baby please don't leave me, ok let's do it.

boysmiles), don't worry, you will enjoy it, I promise and you won't regret


Chai girls af suffer...... almost all girls can attest to this.

some become good girl gone bad


lalasti.clala hope you aren't a playboy too

reminds me of...

But person dey mumu dat time o sha.

Hmmmmm.i see that most of the ladies hear are victims to playboy.Remembering how dia virginity was taken.

Ladies that want to have sex are now innocent? Next lie please!

Look yes your write up make sense but most girls of nowadays are very loose,cheap and crave for sex more than the much more responsible earlier women.their crazy and uncontrollable love for materialism have already made them very vulnureble...

greatnaija01:
NO LADY IS INNOCENT o

the way God will bless

[quote author=IamKashyBaby post=59660517]
[i][color=#550000]Hahahahha...this reminds me of somebody

You just provided us with the pass word to access the Ladies! Thank you oooh!

With all these knowledge( I too know)... shei guys still Fvck u b4 u marry abi...

Happened to you before?

rosalieene:
Hahahaha

boy: don't worry I won't put it in, I just want to use the tip to rub ur clit, its almost same as the main deal

girl: ok(later)....... ouch, it's painful Na Pls stop it, I don't want to do it yet. you promised to rub just the tip but you are pushing it inside.

boy: am so sorry baby, but baby Pls you know I love you, can't you just do this for me, everyone is doing it, there is no big deal, it's normal.

girl: no please

boy: if you don't want this, then I will leave.

(same day or days later)

girl: oh baby please don't leave me, ok let's do it.

boysmiles), don't worry, you will enjoy it, I promise and you won't regret


Chai girls af suffer...... almost all girls can attest to this.

some become good girl gone bad


lalasti.clala hope you aren't a playboy too

murphyibiam15:
guys go quote you tire today..is this one from experience?

Hahahaha
oya comman be going
I know you are guilty

discman2k2:
It seems u were smarter during ur own tym, buh, pls tell us HOW WERE U DISVIRGINED?!
Abi u too wan claim "Virginia" when u r actually a Badginia!"

hahaha, i know say i don touch am....... strolling out wt a coo swag.

lol me
Ayam the leader of the team crew, so I don't have any experience to tell

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Haken! I can tell she is speaking from experience. A little left out anyway, aunty we should meet[color=#006600][/color]

EtherealAnn:
Only naive girls fall for their whims

Most young girls are naïve....

Except they are specifically rained to spot these tricks men play.

greatnaija01:
NO LADY IS INNOCENT o

Fallacy of hasty generalisation