marianneada:
This is not the thread for ur advert..

sorry

edwapkalmeed:


which other one dey interesting like this one please tell me or share the link

"there back on time" by zuby,check google pls i cnt share link,thats my tori at d moment while waitin for tbm update.abeg no blame me o,coz u wnt hv time for any oda tin if u start reading it,its 100% writer's true life story,its even rated as best nl story of al time...

TheBlessedMAN:
PROLOGUE CONTD.....


2.

"Will you just for once in your miserable life, just do as you are told and Back off!?". The lady said, amid anger and with the rate at which she was fumming now, am not sure, if she can take another 2mins of my friends stubborness.


"I just want.. Want...want to knw".


"you don't want to know any damn thing about me, loser, all you are interested in is how you are going to satisfy your stewpid sexual urge..". She retorted,but no, Jide is not ready to give up either, the arguement was starting to get very tensed, and am afraid the ending might not be pleasant atall. The lady was now walking away, so, i quickly went to my friend and tried to speak some sense into him.

"hey". I said tapping him by the shoulder as he watched the lady walking very fast down the untarred road "the, lady said to Back off. Just give up already, its getting up to 3hrs now. no be every lady can be as gullible as Blessing, just as you dey always tag her. So, guy, unless, you want to suffer another round of embarrasment, then you can go after her".


"what are you saying? That i should just let her go? Now that am very close to getting her". He replied rhetorically.

"ogbeni, u are not close to anything, the only thing you are close to here, is getting slapped".

"she can't do that, and for your info, am not backing off, not until i atleast get her number and residence". He replied walking away.


"why not also get her Birth certificate? U this glorified idiot." i fired back at him, cos i was already getting more angry at his stubborness.

"na u sabi. Call me whatever, i wil make sure i get her". With that determination, he took off, and ran as fast as his legs could carry him. I also followed suit, and fortunately for us, we catch up with her, as she was about to enter an Hairdressing salon. I was damn tired after the whole 200meters run, so was my friend. We were both sweating hard. I stopped a few distance behind the salon as i keenly view from there, hoping Jide doesn't get into trouble.

After 2mins, i watched as the lady gave my Friend a resounding slap. I hastily rushed down there to know what went wrong.


"did you just slapped me?". Jide cried out,holding his cheeks. That looks like a very dumb question.


"nope, i didn't, i only used my left hand to straighten that cheeks of yours, and worst will still happen if you don't back off now". She replied him angrily and entered the salon.


*****

"Jide, take heart o, infact, na Gawd go judge am,". I said, trying to comfort him for the humiliation he suffered back there.


"ah, emi (me) Darous, emi, me,(he was beating his chest rapidly) almighty Jendor? She go pay o. I swear on my fathers grave, she go pay". He cursed angrily.


"she go pay?".

"yes, i promise you that"


" did you gave her your bank account?".


"Darous, no whyne me o, i dey vex".


"who u dey vex give? Na me slap u ni, abi u b born idiot, when that b*tch dey dash u slap, why u no vex? U wan dey vex for me, na thunder go fire u and your stupid vex."

"No vex abeg, u suppose understand now".


"the only thing i understand is that, her slap sent your memory back to factory settings. So i am greatful to her for that."


"ok, i know say i fork up, but it was also wröng of her to raise up her hands against man. So she will pay for that".

Through out our journey home, Jide could not stop rubbing his cheeks, he was busy lamenting, how he will make her pay for what she did.
I just hissed and went straight to my room, i laid on the bed thinking of how i will tidy my girlfriend's sister, the next day.


T.b.c. Feel free to point out corrections. The Thunders are on hold for now.

this brainless thing is here again displaying his divine talents

Silence Mode Deactivated?

Wey you a deal wid?
wat ya dey pon?
me a wait fi ya sweet epistle pon so long till me ciaan wait no more.


give I more of dis. me a hope ya fi overstand I....

Jah guide ya.
fiyah burn dem wicked Babylonians pon them bad.

bomba clott. them a back o wire.

thumbs up nigga. yu got me back.

TheBlessedMAN:
still looking for the right words to use in tendering my humble apology to you guys. Till then, I say am very sorry. Never meant to hurt you guys. But updating soon. Remains some proof-readings to do.

Proof-reading ko Bullet proof ni. So Since yesrerday na read proofing you dey do shogbon? Last Seen: 10:22pm and you no drop anything.
Just say that you are tired cus you hav lost like 86% of your initial readers

.

To update na wahala. I'm outta here. Iranu

YeSJacky:
Silence Mode Deactivated?

Wey you a deal wid?
wat ya dey pon?
me a wait fi ya sweet epistle pon so long till me ciaan wait no more.


give I more of dis. me a hope ya fi overstand I....

Jah guide ya.
fiyah burn dem wicked Babylonians pon them bad.

bomba clott. them a back o wire.

thumbs up nigga. yu got me back.

Please refrain from assissinating my dialect any further. I appreciate your acknowledgement of Patois and your failed attempt at typing it, but please it burned my heart reading what you wrote.
P.s. It is not bomba clott, but rather Bumbo Claat. Thanks

Oh crap I'm at the end already!!! What an intriguing story!!! Well done son of thunder... But the lifestyle displayed aha... Interesting but far too complicated. More thunder to ur bow bossman

Anney272:
To update na wahala. I'm outta here. Iranu

Nobody is paying TBM for the story he is putting here, Let just appreciate him because He is also a busy man too and have to fend for himself....

more shangocious to your inward braintology

Ghost mode deactivated Great work THEBLESSEDMAN (shango 1st Son). Bro Abegi come give us update pleaseeee

Who is that chicken quoting upandan

sorry famz for low updates. Now that Buhari have returned with my common sense, the story will be back fully on board. Thanx for your understanding.


97. COUNTLESS


>>>FLASHBACK contd..<<<


"urm.....Lola..." Darous cleared his throat as they both stopped beside the road linking to the school gate. This new task from Jide is gradually becoming a more daunting task for him.

Although he had been able to find a cunning way in the past to toast Bukky and Hajarat, two of the most beautiful girls in school and had been dating and dated both respectively since he was 15years old and apparently in SS1, but what he's never really done is to toast on someone else's behalf. He only agreed to do this because he saw how desperate Jide, his friend appeared while asking him to help him out. He couldn't turn him down also knowing how embarrassed Jide always feels whenever the rest of their crews were discussing any girlfriend related issue.

"you shouldn't have treated her that way na...." Said Jide.

"who ask you to put mouth inside this matter?...eh?" Abdullahi retaliated angrily. "look here, always stay on your own Girl-less path and never ever cross to any girl-ful issues like this....you hear?". Abdullahi retorted further at Jide at the end of the drama reheasal that always held at the end of every thursday schooling activities when the latter had bumped into an un-invited conversation going on between Darous and Abdullahi, and had been unable to restrict himself from spitting his own opinion which unfortunately resulted in total embarassment for him. "and if you ever and ever again, put your mouth in my matter again, I swear, I will use this biro..." Abdullahi warned further waving an Eleganza pen at Jide's face. "I will use this biro to shook your face a thousand times that satan will have a hard time recognising you in hell. Idiot." He hissed and rejoined the others while the embarrassed Jide was left standing like someone that thieves had just robbed off his last penny.

Remembering fully well of that incident which happened in his immediate presence was what prompted Darous to subconsciously acceeded to his request in the first place cos turning him down at that moment would have hurt the dude badly. Moreover, this is his friend and yes he has to do this for him.

A FRIEND IN 'need' they reshuffled and added just letters 'i' and 'd' to make IS A FRIEND 'indeed'.

So friendlically and no matter what it takes, even if it means sacrificing his own feelings on the way, Darous feels he has a sense of obligation to do this for the sake of friendship.

Wait! did I just said his own feelings? Oh! My bad. I didn't mean to tell you that fact, atleast not yet. I wouldn't want you to found out just yet that Darous has also been a secret admirer of the elegant beauty standing presently before him. Yes he has feelings for her, the same girl his friend had ask him to help ask out. Complicated isn't it? Yes thats just one of the ironical scenes from the theater book of life.

It all started when providence brought the two of them together when, Darous and Lola were both sitting for the Junior Waec Exams two years earlier and Lola's seat happens to be beside his own based on the alphabetical order the seats were arranged.

Barely minutes after the commencement of the exam had Lola started whispering Darous name. It seems as if Lola had not prepared atall for the exams as she was always calling on the not too brilliant Darous to give her most of the answers to the questions asked. Even asking him for the plural form of 'FART'.

Truth be told, it was the way her pre-breasts always engrossed his vision whenever she calls on him for an answer that initially connected his xender application of reasonings and generousity to her before the exchange of answers began and thanks to the invigilators negligence of duty, the teenage examination malpractice went unnoticed.

Like I said earlier, I didn't mean to tell you that just yet, but I guess thats what happens when you're the one God created just after Basket mouth.

"Lola, you know my friend nao..."

"which one? Abdullahi Olowopere or the tall Uwala Michael?" Lola who was obviously basking in the euphoria of getting the chance to talk with one of the most sort after boys in school asked with a smile just before they stepped outside the school gate.

"no....no...." Darous replied as calmly as he could.

"or Seun, baby onifun(doll with no intestine)?." She asked with another smile trying to prolong the conversation.

"none of the above Lola...its Jide...."

"oh....that idiot...?"

"cut it Lola...thats my best friend you're calling idiot....."

"Sorry....sorry." Lola said with an apologetic look.

"its alright...its ok... Lets just get to the main reason why I wanted to see you...."

"which is..?"

"my friend likes you. He wants you to be his babe and I swear to you on the life of our Maths teacher Lola, you won't regret it...I promise you." Darous stated with a serious look.

"ahahahahah...Gawd...." Lola suprisingly bursted into an uncontrollable laughter to the shock of Darous.

"whats funny?...." Darous asked slightly confusedly.

"is that the only way your friend can think of apologising for what he did to me?....telling you to toast me for him?"

"what apology? What did he do to you Lola?" Darous queried agogly now fully confused about the path the discussion just swayed.

"don't tell me he didn't tell you how he's been telling everybody in class that am his girlfriend?...."

"what?" Darous lamented eagerly. "Wait...Jide really said that? are you sure about this Lola?"

"ofcos am 100percent sure. Or why do you think I hated him in the first place?" Lola stated while readjusting the straps of her school bag.

"hmm. So whats going to happen now? You can't forgive him and forget?"

"forgive him? Even if I do, I can't date him. He's such a looser and we are not in the same class."

"ahah...how can you say that when you're both in the same SS2A.?"

"am not saying technically but figuratively am way above his level." Lola said as they both rounded a corner not too far from her residence.

A moment of silence escorted Lola's last statement before Darous could find his voice again.

"erm....Lola, why can't you just forget...."

"forget what? No no no....I can't...."

"why can't you?"

"nothing. Please can we just not talk about any Jide-like related issue again?"

"hmmm....then what do we discuss? I can't go back to him without any good news." Darous asked after pondering on her statement for sometime.

"then find a good news to tell him."

"like what?"

"well," Lola shrugged. "you can tell him Jesus loves him. Thats goodnews."

"funny you...."

"tell me something Darous, do you like me?" Lola asked in her attempt to change the topic.

"sure...everybody likes you...." He replied shyly.

"I know, agapely. But do you like me? I mean you."

"what would you do if I tell you I don't?"

"nothing."

"are you sure?"

"yes..."

"you sure you won't wake up nakèd at midnight and start cursing my creator?" Darous said sarcastically.

"com'on....I won't...and I can't. Its a free world. You can like and hate whoever you want."

"ok....I....." he paused when he saw how eagerly and anxious she was staring at him as they've both stopped behind the uncompleted building at the back of her house. "I...I...."

"Please say it nao."

"well, I like you." He declared finally.

"yes! I knew it...thats why you helped me out during the exams right? Cos you like me?"

"well, actually, I can't say. Lets just say, my brain always malfunctions at the sight of beauty..."

Lola was totally elated the moment those words started flooding out of Darous's mouth. To her, getting the attention of one of the most handsome boys in school is one thing, but getting complimentary words from him is another great feeling entirely.

"then, whats stopping you from asking me out for yourself? Instead of hiding under the umbrella of your friend." Lola asked taking a quick glance at the back entrance of her house probably checking if there's anyone watching them.

"I....I don't know...know....maybe...cos my friend already likes you...."

"I will rather date the first born of lucifer himself before I agree to date a miser like your friend. Please can we not bring him to this topic again?"

"ok. So...." he was still talking when Lola quickly wrapped her arms around his neck and drew him towards her face before she placed a kiss on his lips.

The kissing moment lasted longer than the excitements of Nigerians when APC won the presidential elections and dollar started forming boss to naira few weeks after.

"now tell me, do you like that?" Lola asked after they had disengaged after the kiss.

"like what?"

"the kiss!"

"hmmm....yeap...I do..."

"fine, if you want more of that, then get your friend off my back." She said and started walking away towards her house.

***

"how far...? Have she accepted me?" Jide queried Darous the moment they saw eachother on the evening of that day.

"ah...erm...Jide....hmmm..." Darous stuttered

"wetin happen na? Talk...did she accept?"

"nope...nope...she said..." He stopped scratching his head to come up with a good lie as Jide starred anxiously and eagerly at his face. "she said you've offended him and will never forgive you talkless of dating you."

"oh! I know." Jide lamented dejectedly and Darous was very happy to see that reaction.

"and unless you are ready to spend more than five hundred naira to buy gifts for her, I don't think she can ever date you." he said all that, knowing how stingy Jide is whenever money is concerned to further spice up his claim thinking he will back down.

But just when he thought he'd ended Jide's chances of threading further on wanting to date Lola, Jide gave him the greatest shock of his teenage existence when Jide shook his head briefly and came up with a least expected reply.

"guy about that one, my Pman just give me 600naira, my exam fees, if I give it to you, you fit help me buy something nice with it na....."

"what!" Darous declared in shock. "your exam fees?"

"yes Darous. I love that girl more than my life."


TBC

Thanks for d update Sir, more ink to ur pen and more data to ur phone

yewande1234:
Thanks for d update Sir, more ink to ur pen and more data to ur phone

thanx dear. You're awesome. Thanx alot

hurray!!! TBM has updated, *dancing bobo*
thats a lenghty one u gave us man.

*Thumbs Up*, Darous don enter this one..

Be like Welcome back sim

i guess whatever jide was doing was a payback to darous....omo shango well jide went to far

I love my school fees more than my girl friend...dame jide hv alway being a losser way back,,DAROUS welcome nd remember to drop more so we go use an celebrate UCL draws...#hala madrid

finally.... thank you darous

I've always been a guest but ur story made me 2 become a member. Nice one! Pls, update soon...I've always been a guest but ur story made me 2 become a member. Nice one! Pls, update soon...I've always been a guest but ur story made me 2 become a member. Nice one! Pls, update soon...

Finally, we are back.

[color=#990000][/color]Tis Is One Of The Best Story Av Ever Read Keep It Up Joor My Sangoic Broda, Jah Is Ur Strenght

gabonsky:


Nobody is paying TBM for the story he is putting here, Let just appreciate him because He is also a busy man too and have to fend for himself....

more shangocious to your inward braintology

thanx bro. You're my hero. You're the best.

People of Nairaland, I have posted my first story oo Biko support my ministry

https://www.nairaland.com/4009790/dangerous-friend#59790649

Where is number 96 pls, Am lost here

seems Buhari has declared a come back home for everybody... Let mesef kukuma return home and be welcomed with a Sweet refiling update. jst like d prodigal son
.
[b/]Welcome back sir TBM.
Thanks for za update[b] hope u av come to stay sha

huntsman007:
seems Buhari has declared a come back home for everybody... Let mesef kukuma return home and be welcomed with a Sweet refiling update. jst like d prodigal son
.
[b/]Welcome back sir TBM.
Thanks for za update[b] hope u av come to stay sha

thanks boss. Nice having u back bro.