₦airaland Forum

StarBukola:
Hmmm, what I don't understand is why God had given man a brain and a penis but not a enough blood to connect the two

sunshineR:
lmao
no be that one cause am o

i go dey mumu dey flirt with one stiff evil lady na im she report me o

and yea i get the feeling jareh
man gats defend himself when idiot people come find fight

no ukwu tonight man dey starve o

Ladyjumong:
lol arguement don heat for politics section ooo i dey come

dacovajnr:
Your first impression about the food actually brought about the Hatred for the food!!...but I've tasted the Ghanian jollof before way back in 2008 when I travelled down for 2008 AFCON hosted by Ghana..I can tell you it tastes like normal "concoction" rice



Not that important but wish to know better though

agongajoseph:
hahahahahahaha @cooked cow skin.... so u av even looked beyond the natural to know how my dick skin looks like. Madam xray vision clap for urself.

Lalas247:
My chest

StarBukola:
Hmmm, what I don't understand is why God had given man a brain and a penis but not a enough blood to connect the two

Augustap:
Op the op, how far na? How market

dacovajnr:
Which one be this again? @ the emboldened



Nazo nau, No ukwu Ooooo!

agongajoseph:
Augustap ehn! Babe is busy wit her two finger tips stroking her clit staring at the pic already transfered to her laptop while she types on her phone wit d other hand to impress some NL immature minds

Augustap:
Hahaha...this guy na agege, i swear. Pls what's clit, lefulefu u knw where dem dey sell am

Ladyjumong:
Nah, buh wouldnt hesitate to do the needful if it so demand, not like i do be stupidly throwin insult here and there like am in jss 1, a reasonable and matured arguement i mean. nd irrelevant of anyone's view, i support nd stand by what i believe is right

nothing much

Randy91:
u r nt serious
jst f**k off!!!

makydebbie:
Lemme tell you truth. I thought Nigerian rice was the best too tho. Then I didn't get to eat Ghana jollof, but after my first taste of Ghana jollof, bro, I have never tasted anything better. So it's not like I hated the food, I just had something better and changed my mind. I thought rice was generally hard, I didn't know it was my dear Nigerians rice. Fourteen years of deceit. I for sue una.
Bro I'm sure you went to those nonsense mama chop to eat their rice. We both agree "there are foods and there are foods" . Lemme cook correct jollof for you and you'll share the good news.

If you want to ask, feel free.

Well,issokay but 14yrs in naija! Wow, I had tot you're only here on Vacation and you'd return to Ghana soon..Well your rice couldn't change my mind about my darling Nigerian Jollof.btw, I should be the one to sue you guys for serving "concoction rice " in place of jollof .. Well I'd love to taste yours personally so as to pass my final judgment..

lest I forget, I saw a lady tat looks like you somewhere @ isolo area, could that person be you?



I will hit you up later on that

makydebbie:
This op is very stupid.

vbang:
Brutality, fatality...... Bt wait, r u a soldier? Cos I like ur type aswear
But he is very st..... Why show d long madiga plus d tip naahh.

agongajoseph:
a gud example is Augustap. She has downloaded the pic on her device and on its memory card as well. Lol.

agongajoseph:
clit is when you mix groundnut oil and kerosene.

Ladyjumong:
; D
oya em finally officially bk
lets continue the game, were we been stop

Augustap:
Hahahahahaha....don't get ur hopes high man. Nothing in dt picture is enof to make me do what u said. It's just like eating bread and draw soup, it just doesn't go together

dacovajnr:
Well,issokay but 14yrs in naija! Wow, I had tot you're only here on Vacation and you'd return to Ghana soon..Well your rice couldn't change my mind about my darling Nigerian Jollof.btw, I should be the one to sue you guys for serving "concoction rice " in place of jollof .. Well I'd love to taste yours personally so as to pass my final judgment..

lest I forget, I saw a lady tat looks like you somewhere @ isolo area, could that person be you?



I will hit you up later on that

agongajoseph:
exactly! Oya shuu! Shuuu! Sweet dreams

sunshineR:
bruv its a long story but make i summarise sha
bae say she get thick thighs wey she no like
i con assume say she get low self esteem so i decided to help build her confidence on her thigh

so i told her i like ladies with thick thighs and i like running my fingers up the laps to the kothcie

the bae said i verbally assaulted her and reported me



na wah for una o

u see why i be no wan join ukwu club.....
una no dey ever get enough ukwu to go round plus no emergency ukwu sef mtcheww

ukwu crew wey no fit give e member night ukwu is dat one ukwu crew

Augustap:
Oh okay... Nice

zeelord:
that be great, by the way,Something but catches my eye, how come you following three mods, you press the button a lot?

Randy91:
this babe is chopable ooo...

makydebbie:
LOL, topic for another day. We're not done yet until you taste my rice.

IsweartahGod the person you saw is not me ooo.
I hardly go out, like I don't go out. So I doubt that person being me.

Aiit then.

Definitely, till then My Nigerian Jollof Rocks



Really?? Alright then..Why you no dey go out? You dey fear ni?



Need to catch some sleep now..you be safe for me..

dacovajnr:
Definitely, till then My Nigerian Jollof Rocks



Really?? Alright then..Why you no dey go out? You dey fear ni?



Need to catch some sleep now..you be safe for me..

dacovajnr:
And you call that one bae? That one na child yet to attain puberty level. If she fit report over harmless tease..mtcheew..





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Randy91:
Lolz.... dey use urself dey okoso


I would ve loved to send u PM...bt I am allergic to PMs

Augustap:
There's nothing to wet my appetite with. Op's stupidity is extremely disgusting. Btw, his d.ick is like cooked cow skin
And there was no appetizer found