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Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by Learnstuffs: 4:50pm On Sep 01, 2017
Before dating a Nigerian girl, make sure you photocopy your heart.
PRECAUTION Don't ever use the original copy!

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Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by luminouz(m): 4:50pm On Sep 01, 2017
MhizzAJ:
Nigerian ladies are amazing..so amazing
Cool headed..family oriented and homely
....

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Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by Chubhie: 4:51pm On Sep 01, 2017
LOL!
Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by nkemdi89(f): 5:08pm On Sep 01, 2017
That means I am from another continent because all these are strange to me .
Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by beautiful232(f): 5:08pm On Sep 01, 2017
emmyspark007:

True but rare

Most naija ladies are stingy and self centered. A lot of them don't deserve naija guys...Other african ladies crave for naija men like die whereas this naija girls go dey jonse

#TeamForeignBabes even if na from togo grin


hahahhahah,but the truth is,my own life is very different from every other girl put Der,I believe In 50-50 you bring I bring
Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by Jadoskii(m): 5:08pm On Sep 01, 2017
I'm I the only one thinking wat the op means by generator is 'hairy snail'..

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Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by beautiful232(f): 5:09pm On Sep 01, 2017
Ijaya123:

Oya tell the truth...


my guy knows better..oya ask him cheesy
Ijaya123:

Oya tell the truth...


my guy knows better..oya ask him
Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by Nobody: 5:11pm On Sep 01, 2017
MhizzAJ:
Nigerian ladies are amazing..so amazing Cool headed..family oriented and homely


cool headed?

did you say family oriented?
Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by Nobody: 5:12pm On Sep 01, 2017
beautiful232:



hahahhahah,but the truth is,my own life is very different from every other girl put Der,I believe In 50-50 you bring I bring
Jez checked ur dp; nice ass, moderate twins and your not bad...ah only roll with foreign damsels but can make an exception for u grin
Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by Nobody: 5:16pm On Sep 01, 2017
MhizzAJ:
Nigerian ladies are amazing..so amazing Cool headed..family oriented and homely
you say?

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Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by enimooko: 5:26pm On Sep 01, 2017
Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by Nobody: 5:26pm On Sep 01, 2017
Its not as bad as you portray it na.

Hahahhahahah cheesy.
Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by Nobody: 5:32pm On Sep 01, 2017
muller101:
Confirm if she has kids already. I almost carried one with 3kids and 2weeks pregnancy
You really don't like single mothers. Nawa o.

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Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by beautiful232(f): 5:33pm On Sep 01, 2017
emmyspark007:

Jez checked ur dp; nice ass, moderate twins and your not bad...ah only roll with foreign damsels but can make an exception for u grin


I'm taken already..sorry tongue
emmyspark007:

Jez checked ur dp; nice ass, moderate twins and your not bad...ah only roll with foreign damsels but can make an exception for u grin


I'm taken already..sorry

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Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by agrovick(m): 5:36pm On Sep 01, 2017
beautiful232:
that's a lie joor,cause these days some ladies pay their bills and even pay for their men.

Come let's talk undecided
Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by muller101(m): 5:41pm On Sep 01, 2017
Rorachy:
You really don't like single mothers. Nawa o.
I like them. But not to the extent of having something to do with them. I consider them as someone's property.

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Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by beautiful232(f): 5:44pm On Sep 01, 2017
agrovick:

Come let's talk undecided

you know me before
Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by agrovick(m): 5:54pm On Sep 01, 2017
beautiful232:


you know me before
The question is do you?
Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by IamaNigerianGuy(m): 5:57pm On Sep 01, 2017
Evaberry:
....


When she asks so what are we now


Him: We are nothing but pencils in the Hand of our creator

I'm stress free tho in relationahips

I've had that question thrown at me a couple of times and I am always flaggerblasted.
Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by Nobody: 6:01pm On Sep 01, 2017
IamaNigerianGuy:


I've had that question thrown at me a couple of times and I am always flaggerblasted.



That's because you always start as fwb

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Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by Nobody: 6:04pm On Sep 01, 2017
Obi Dede oooooooooo
Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by Nobody: 6:24pm On Sep 01, 2017
odiegwu really
Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by joshuaidibia(m): 6:54pm On Sep 01, 2017
NONESENSE! what I'd this poo �
Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by Nobody: 6:57pm On Sep 01, 2017
muller101:
I like them. But not to the extent of having something to do with them. I consider them as someone's property.
Even though they have nothing to do with the babypapa.
Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by mofewilkie(m): 7:21pm On Sep 01, 2017
beautiful232:
that's a lie joor,cause these days some ladies pay their bills and even pay for their men.

some.

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Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by wisedrugz: 7:41pm On Sep 01, 2017
U r a big thief God will catch u one day

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Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by Lionofdjungle: 7:49pm On Sep 01, 2017
When she asks you that what are we now? Tell her that "we will soon become a husband and wife

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Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by ivolt: 7:58pm On Sep 01, 2017
muller101:
Confirm if she has kids already. I almost carried one with 3kids and 2weeks pregnancy

Is having kids a disease ?

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Re: Things You Should Know Before Dating A Nigerian Lady by Nobody: 8:26pm On Sep 01, 2017
Evaberry:
....


When she asks so what are we now



Him: We are nothing but pencils in the Hand of our creator


I'm stress free tho in relationahips

How about u elucidate a little bit more about what u meant "stress free"

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