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Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by tunjijones(m): 8:00am On Sep 03, 2017
My best bible story is the story of Cain and Abel. The first case of murder ever recorded in history. But till today am still confused abt the story. God said he put a mark on Cain so that anybody that sees him wld knw he is cursed and won't kill him. Now my question is who wld kill him. I tot Adam and eve are the only pple in the world. Are there other pple in the world at that time except Adam and eve and their nuclear family? Pls I need explanation to this.

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Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by Johngla(m): 8:01am On Sep 03, 2017
The early life of jesus
Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by Mujtahida: 8:01am On Sep 03, 2017
2 Samuel 23:8-39 New International Version (NIV)
David’s Mighty Warriors
These are the names of David’s mighty warriors:
Josheb-Basshebeth, a Tahkemonite, was chief of the Three; he raised his spear against eight hundred men, whom he killed
in one encounter.


Unbelievable abi but it's in the Bible. Our modern day movie makers are yet to catch up with the fertile imagination of their forebears
For more of this scintillating, ancient Hollywood read 2 Samuel 23:8-39.

Bible can lie shaaa!!!
Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by lawrence7: 8:04am On Sep 03, 2017
Definitely the one where God sends 2 bears to kill 42 Children for mocking Elisha's bald head.
Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by MhizzAJ(f): 8:07am On Sep 03, 2017
deltateam:


Bae I thought you are moslem.

M not cheesy
I commented on a muslim thread cheesy
Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by tunjijones(m): 8:11am On Sep 03, 2017
emmabest2000:
Joseph and his brothers dream story...

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Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by harriet412(f): 8:13am On Sep 03, 2017
Nawa o, atheist have taken over the thread.undecided

They keep hopping on any Christian thread to spill their rubbish. Keep ur thought to urself, no one cares to listen. Biko, go and create ur own thread ,Its not by force to comment on a Christian thread. undecided


Op, mine is Joseph and his brothers.
The song coat of many colours comes to mind.

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Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by Afromalaika(m): 8:16am On Sep 03, 2017
*[[Phi 3:10]] KJV* That I may know him, and the power of his resurrection, and the fellowship of his sufferings, being made conformable unto his death;
Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by iamdannyfc(m): 8:20am On Sep 03, 2017
Daniel and King solomons story,i like am die till now
Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by emelda86(f): 8:22am On Sep 03, 2017
When Jesus turn water into liquor.....
Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by Hier(m): 8:25am On Sep 03, 2017
The Captivating Acts of the apostle

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Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by emelda86(f): 8:26am On Sep 03, 2017
All this atheist if Una see anything Christian related Una go dey run come like where Kim kardashian open t*t*.....





If Una like make Una turn bible upside down bring out all the place wey Una see fault, Christians go still dey serve God

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Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by nowpresence(f): 8:30am On Sep 03, 2017
the parables of Jesus especially the parable of the sower.

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Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by realmindz: 8:32am On Sep 03, 2017
harriet412:
Nawa o, atheist have taken over the thread.undecided

They keep hopping on any Christian thread to spill their rubbish. Keep ur thought to urself, no one cares to listen. Biko, go and create ur own thread ,Its not by force to comment on a Christian thread. undecided


Op, mine is Joseph and his brothers.
The song coat of many colours comes to mind.
1 Corinthians 14:34 and 35 (NASB)
(34) Let the women keep silent in the churches; for they are not permitted to speak, but let them subject themselves, just as the Law also says.
(35) And if they desire to learn anything, let them ask their own husbands at home; for it is improper for a woman to speak in church.

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Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by obstead200(m): 8:35am On Sep 03, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
A man and his concubine are wandering the streets when they decide to seek shelter for the night, and find a man kind enough to let them stay. That night however, a group of men turn up at the door and demand to see the guest so that they may have sex with him. The owner is unwilling to let his male lodger be raped and so offers up his virgin daughter instead. However, this is still not good enough for the men, so the owner offers them his guest’s concubine and the men accept. The men brutally rape the woman and leave her on the doorstep where she bleeds to death. If that is not enough, when she is found by her husband, he chops her up into twelve pieces which he sends to each of the twelve tribes of Israel.
The moral of this story? I would hope none.

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second story is Found in: Exodus 33:23

It’s a big day for Moses. He’s finally going to meet God face to face and is giddy with anticipation. Soon the time comes and Moses positions himself on a rock ready to see the divine creator himself. But God backs out at the last minute claiming that no man can see his face and live. However, he has a solution. He will let Moses have a peek at his backside, “And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.” Moses must be heartbroken. He was hoping to see God’s face not his bottom! Imagine explaining that to the wife: “Oh honey, did you see God’s face?” “Umm not quite…I got a great look at his ass though!” Moses most likely slept alone that night.
The moral of this story? God works in mysterious (and slightly gay) ways.

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you can read more here https://www.nairaland.com/3330382/
U are so funny I had no choice but to laugh.
But u shud not play with divine issues this way. It is bad.

God forgive me for laughing

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Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by harriet412(f): 8:39am On Sep 03, 2017
realmindz:

1 Corinthians 14:34 and 35 (NASB)
(34) Let the women keep silent in the churches; for they are not permitted to speak, but let them subject themselves, just as the Law also says.
(35) And if they desire to learn anything, let them ask their own husbands at home; for it is improper for a woman to speak in church.

Will you get the Bleep outta my mention undecided
Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by Nobody: 8:49am On Sep 03, 2017
The Wrestling Match Between JACOB And GOD...He Wrestled With God And Won...It Was Then God Named Him Isreal

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Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by Danelo(m): 8:50am On Sep 03, 2017
Mine is Moses who led the people of Isreal to the promise Land but couldn't enter but only saw it.





#moral, patience...patience was all he needed
Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by obstead200(m): 8:52am On Sep 03, 2017
harriet412:
Nawa o, atheist have taken over the thread.undecided

They keep hopping on any Christian thread to spill their rubbish. Keep ur thought to urself, no one cares to listen. Biko, go and create ur own thread ,Its not by force to comment on a Christian thread. undecided


Op, mine is Joseph and his brothers.
The song coat of many colours comes to mind.
These atheists are making a lot of sense. If not for my strong Christian foundation and an internal force that convinces me that there is God, I wud have followed the sound arguments of the atheists. There are so many conflicting and grey areas of the bible that any straight thinking person will contest it's authenticity

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Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by RSVP: 8:53am On Sep 03, 2017
David and Goliath.

And dat Elijah story dey sweet me ehn grin
Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by Nobody: 8:56am On Sep 03, 2017
The "let him without sin cast the first stone" story.
Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by obstead200(m): 8:57am On Sep 03, 2017
harriet412:


Will you get the Bleep outta my mention undecided
Christian!!!!!
See as u dey type mess anyhow?!
Na so bible teach u?
Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by Lucasbalo(m): 8:57am On Sep 03, 2017
Daniel in the Lions den.

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Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by omoikea(m): 8:58am On Sep 03, 2017
i will refrain from saying anything....
Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by amunkita(m): 9:01am On Sep 03, 2017
When David Saw Uriah's wife bathing nd his ikemba started Nodding...

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Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by realmindz: 9:04am On Sep 03, 2017
emelda86:
All this atheist if Una see anything Christian related Una go dey run come like where Kim kardashian open t*t*.....





If Una like make Una turn bible upside down bring out all the place wey Una see fault, Christians go still dey serve God

it's no one's fault, you know something abt religion, it's all about hypocrisy. And the church is the gathering of hypocrites who delights in deceiving themselves....the bible is full of shi.t and that's the bitter truth u guys will never tell yourselves. But congrats, here on NL, no one cares.



Btw, it's unbefitting for you to speak when men are speaking. 1 Corinthians 14:34 and 35


Let the women keep silent in the churches; for they are not permitted to speak, but let them subject themselves, just as the Law also says.
And if they desire to learn anything, let them ask their own husbands at home; for it is improper for a woman to speak in church.

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Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by harriet412(f): 9:07am On Sep 03, 2017
obstead200:

Christian!!!!!
See as u dey type mess anyhow?!
Na so bible teach u?

Even if I talk from now till tomorrow
He will still not listen cos he has made up his mind already, so the best thing is to shuu him out of my mentions.
Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by Nobody: 9:10am On Sep 03, 2017
jerrywill:
Which Bible story can you call your best, wether as a child or as an adult
.
.
lalasticlala own na definately eve n the serpent

When Jesus wept...That was epic. cool
Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by lekkie073(m): 9:11am On Sep 03, 2017
david and his mighty men of valor
Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by harriet412(f): 9:12am On Sep 03, 2017
obstead200:

These atheists are making a lot of sense. If not for my strong Christian foundation and an internal force that convinces me that there is God, I wud have followed the sound arguments of the atheists. There are so many conflicting and grey areas of the bible that any straight thinking person will contest it's authenticity

That's because u don't understand the deep meaning of the scriptures. U shouldn't read the bible literally and expect to understand it. That's why we pray for the holyspirit to guide us and give us good understanding of the scriptures.

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Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by prestigiouslady: 9:14am On Sep 03, 2017
The day the sun stood still....raw display of authority as a God's chosen
Re: What Is Your Best Bible Story? by realmindz: 9:17am On Sep 03, 2017
harriet412:


Will you get the Bleep outta my mention undecided

may the Jewish master jesus forgive you. I only quoted a bible verse which I did not write.
how dare you mock the word of Yahweh

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