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walcut:
she stayed with us for two weeks without doing anything, all she did was wake up, sleep, eat and stay glued to the TV when there was power supply.

pocohantas:
You prefer they remove their shoes and bless your house with terrible terrible smell from their feet? ?

Ten06:
I left PH at about 10pm for yenagoa Bayelsa State with my Highlander jeep, when I got to Rumuokoro I stopped to clean my windscreen when a young lady of about 32 approached me for a lift to Mbiama which I obliged.
When we got to Mbiama Junction where she was supposed to take another vehicle to warri the place was deserted with nobody in sight cos it was already past 11pm, she then pleaded with me to follow me to yenagoa to spend the night in my house, after considering her plight I agreed.
To cut a long story short, she slept in my ozer room and urinated twice on the bed.
Left with no option, the next day she washed my bedsheets, sun the foam and her clothes.
Before I return from the office she has gone to the shop close to my house to collect food stuff, creams, soap and other things for credit, she told them that she is my girlfriend. The worse part of it, she was wearing very old boxer and singlet going about in my neighborhood making friends and was telling them that she was my new girlfriend. It took me 3days before I was able to push her out of my house

Nukualofa:
continue reading and you will see my response

glosplendid:
A stranger I just met at night...and was stranded...I took the highest risk by accommodating him..i went and bought dettol soup for him to bathe with..cos the guy was woozing bad...and he sounds good and so intelligent...though I couldn't sleep all night..i was busy doing something that will keep me awake till following morning...because I wanted travelling in the morning longstory short...I went to take my bathe...the guy took my transport fare and my phone..made away with my pause..and left me damn stranded...the worst was that...I don't hav no number to call for help...the only number on my head was my ex own..i gats boro phone to call..i didn't even let him know how I lost my fone and money...cos I know he will say am stupid...well..he later helped me out wit some money that I used for my trip..my dear...the thing dey me like nollywood...buh it was a big lesson..by the way I never stoped helping..buh I am applying xtra caution now..buh I don't like sharing this..cos I don't want people to blame me by helping someone I don't know

IAmSkinny:
One guy came to my place and used my chewing stick which was on the window. Dude kept it back quietly like he had not used it before. thank God I saw him.
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chiraqDemon:
As in eh, they will expect u to wake up b4 them and sweep and mop the floor, cook breakfast for them and then worship them when they wake up

chiraqDemon:
Someone of about 32 urinating 2x on the bed.

Ten06:
I left PH at about 10pm for yenagoa Bayelsa State with my Highlander jeep, when I got to Rumuokoro I stopped to clean my windscreen when a young lady of about 32 approached me for a lift to Mbiama which I obliged.
When we got to Mbiama Junction where she was supposed to take another vehicle to warri the place was deserted with nobody in sight cos it was already past 11pm, she then pleaded with me to follow me to yenagoa to spend the night in my house, after considering her plight I agreed.
To cut a long story short, she slept in my ozer room and urinated twice on the bed.
Left with no option, the next day she washed my bedsheets, sun the foam and her clothes.
Before I return from the office she has gone to the shop close my to house to collect food stuff, her cream and other things for credit, she told them that she is my girlfriend. The worse part of it, she was wearing very old boxer and singlet going about in my area making friends and was telling them that she is my new girlfriend. It took me 3days before I'm able to push her out of my house

stilldoingokay:
this your own worst past Nigeria problem oooh

glosplendid:
A stranger I just met at night...and was stranded...I took the highest risk by accommodating him..i went and bought dettol soup for him to bathe with..cos the guy was woozing bad...and he sounds good and so intelligent...though I couldn't sleep all night..i was busy doing something that will keep me awake till following morning...because I wanted travelling in the morning longstory short...I went to take my bathe...the guy took my transport fare and my phone..made away with my pause..and left me damn stranded...the worst was that...I don't hav no number to call for help...the only number on my head was my ex own..i gats boro phone to call..i didn't even let him know how I lost my fone and money...cos I know he will say am stupid...well..he later helped me out wit some money that I used for my trip..my dear...the thing dey me like nollywood...buh it was a big lesson..by the way I never stoped helping..buh I am applying xtra caution now..buh I don't like sharing this..cos I don't want people to blame me by helping someone I don't know

Papaaldrich:
WONDERFUL.

Ten06:
I left PH at about 10pm for yenagoa Bayelsa State with my Highlander jeep, when I got to Rumuokoro I stopped to clean my windscreen when a young lady of about 32 approached me for a lift to Mbiama which I obliged.
When we got to Mbiama Junction where she was supposed to take another vehicle to warri the place was deserted with nobody in sight cos it was already past 11pm, she then pleaded with me to follow me to yenagoa to spend the night in my house, after considering her plight I agreed.
To cut a long story short, she slept in my ozer room and urinated twice on the bed.
Left with no option, the next day she washed my bedsheets, sun the foam and her clothes.
Before I return from the office she has gone to the shop close my to house to collect food stuff, her cream and other things for credit, she told them that she is my girlfriend. The worse part of it, she was wearing very old boxer and singlet going about in my area making friends and was telling them that she is my new girlfriend. It took me 3days before I'm able to push her out of my house

Nma27:
Very Dumb move. What if he harvested ur head? Pls b careful.

zennymorh:
this actually happened to my elder brother as i was very young at that time..y'all know how you call someone to join you when you're eating out of being polite? well,my bro called this uncle sha..so my bro went back to the kitchen to take drinking water,before he got back this uncle has already sat down and has taken a morsel of the food(it's swallow)..my bro just said enjoy your food sir and left him..

Ten06:
I left PH at about 10pm for yenagoa Bayelsa State with my Highlander jeep, when I got to Rumuokoro I stopped to clean my windscreen when a young lady of about 32 approached me for a lift to Mbiama which I obliged.
When we got to Mbiama Junction where she was supposed to take another vehicle to warri the place was deserted with nobody in sight cos it was already past 11pm, she then pleaded with me to follow me to yenagoa to spend the night in my house, after considering her plight I agreed.
To cut a long story short, she slept in my ozer room and urinated twice on the bed.
Left with no option, the next day she washed my bedsheets, sun the foam and her clothes.
Before I return from the office she has gone to the shop close my to house to collect food stuff, her cream and other things for credit, she told them that she is my girlfriend. The worse part of it, she was wearing very old boxer and singlet going about in my area making friends and was telling them that she is my new girlfriend. It took me 3days before I'm able to push her out of my house

glosplendid:
thanks dear....buh don't worry..one day u might see the full story on frontpage...and after then...u can make ur comment

DonBobes:
Una own small wahali.
Imagine my cousemate o just posted to my unit o.
Wan turn my place to mama put..
Wey army de pay officers 3 naira monthly.
D guy know say i get family: my wife, my Buckingham& my Aurora.
My wife sabi cook pass chef.
Naso d first time wey d guy come our house. My wife prepared his best dish for him with two cow legs.
Naso dis guy think say we get plenty money to waste wey army de pay us same 3 naira o. d guy made a call saying he would b coming every day to eat den go sleep from our house. Naso I say JESUS H CHRIST. Am on a long thing.
Naso he comes on a daily routine o. My kitchen, food stuffs & most importantly my wife and kids felt it maximumly . Wen i say maximumly m serious men.
Naso my meat n cow legs wey de last over 1 month na so last us few days.
Was surprised this guy was even say he as no money n he chases girls like mosquitos chasing humans for blood. Fixed his car and sends money to his family o.
Kobo he as not even gave my kids at least to compensate or show some love.
My wife de vex. Den one day my wife was preparing food for him and got injured in d process.
Would you believe dis guy came to still eat dat evening.
Told my wife if she dares cook for him she would pay for it double. He didn't even come with fruit juice for her to say " no vex for d injury o". Next he came we gave him nothing.
Naso him stop o

Nma27:
Sit and watch a child bleed to death? That's mean

Ten06:
I left PH at about 10pm for yenagoa Bayelsa State with my Highlander jeep, when I got to Rumuokoro I stopped to clean my windscreen when a young lady of about 32 approached me for a lift to Mbiama which I obliged.
When we got to Mbiama Junction where she was supposed to take another vehicle to warri the place was deserted with nobody in sight cos it was already past 11pm, she then pleaded with me to follow me to yenagoa to spend the night in my house, after considering her plight I agreed.
To cut a long story short, she slept in my ozer room and urinated twice on the bed.
Left with no option, the next day she washed my bedsheets, sun the foam and her clothes.
Before I return from the office she has gone to the shop close my to house to collect food stuff, her cream and other things for credit, she told them that she is my girlfriend. The worse part of it, she was wearing very old boxer and singlet going about in my area making friends and was telling them that she is my new girlfriend. It took me 3days before I'm able to push her out of my house

DonBobes:
Una own small wahali.
Imagine my cousemate o just posted to my unit o.
Wan turn my place to mama put..
Wey army de pay officers 3 naira monthly.
D guy know say i get family: my wife, my Buckingham& my Aurora.
My wife sabi cook pass chef.
Naso d first time wey d guy come our house. My wife prepared his best dish for him with two cow legs.
Naso dis guy think say we get plenty money to waste wey army de pay us same 3 naira o. d guy made a call saying he would b coming every day to eat den go sleep from our house. Naso I say JESUS H CHRIST. Am on a long thing.
Naso he comes on a daily routine o. My kitchen, food stuffs & most importantly my wife and kids felt it maximumly . Wen i say maximumly m serious men.
Naso my meat n cow legs wey de last over 1 month na so last us few days.
Was surprised this guy was even say he as no money n he chases girls like mosquitos chasing humans for blood. Fixed his car and sends money to his family o.
Kobo he as not even gave my kids at least to compensate or show some love.
My wife de vex. Den one day my wife was preparing food for him and got injured in d process.
Would you believe dis guy came to still eat dat evening.
Told my wife if she dares cook for him she would pay for it double. He didn't even come with fruit juice for her to say " no vex for d injury o". Next he came we gave him nothing.
Naso him stop o

1Sharon:
How can you allow a man come to ur house everyday just to eat? Wff! And you couldn't ask him if he was homeless?

It was easy for you
cos you told ur wife to cook for him. Smh I hate African marriages and how they have no respect for the wives. Nonsense.

I'm sure if she refused to cook for him, she would have gotten a dirty slap. Smh

Nma27:
Sit and watch a child bleed to death? That's mean

Nukualofa:
Disappointed with you that you couldn't get the sarcasm

zennymorh:
this actually happened to my elder brother as i was very young at that time..y'all know how you call someone to join you when you're eating out of being polite? well,my bro called this uncle sha..so my bro went back to the kitchen to take drinking water,before he got back this uncle has already sat down and has taken a morsel of the food(it's swallow)..my bro just said enjoy your food sir and left him..

phenomem:
A very good friend I think was around my street in Lagos and it was late in the night. He called me up and asked if I could accommodate him till the next morning and I gladly said yes. The next morning came and we played and talked till the evening so he decided stay a night again. It was in the morning when he went to take his bath that I realized He had everything to use for a month In that bag. It was then I realized that this guy didn't come to stay the night so as an intelligent guy I chilled and watched how event will unfold.

After he finished taking his bath, he said he wanted to take me out so we went out drinking and we came back at night and he slept over again. It's 3 days now. Early in that morning I asked him if he was ready to leave because I will be going to work and to my surprise he said he thought he could stay over for a couple of days. Immediately, I replied him that my fiance is coming today and that he wouldn't expect me to share my apartment with him and my fiance. He even had the nerve to ask me how much time my fiance is going to stay. To cut the long story short, it was like I chased him out because of his cunning ways. Till this day we are not on good terms

babatawa:
This one has my spare key, comes around whenever i'm not home and its like he has my comprehensive life schedule..

I only get to know once my bedsheet is wet, used condom in my trash bin, forgotten wrist watch and ear rings.. and one time a G-string. Plus the kitchen area of my innocent one room apartment looks like where a whole sallah ram just got roasted.

But its all good, things we do for friendz.. dunnoh who's gon be saving ur ass tomorrow...