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Congrats my darling ���

YACAA:
BA BA BA

What can I say unto the Lord
All I have to say is thank you Lord
Thank you Lord
Thank you Lord
All I have to say is thank you Lord

My gift from God arrived this morning at 12.30 pm weighing 3.3 kg via emergency c-section.

He is resting in my arms as I type this; we are both doing really well.

Thank you Lord for counting me worthy to look after a prince of your kingdom.

BS will be following soon.

cc: katchycouture and reniduke

UmmTwins2:
Doing my teamies #teamOctober mamas longer throat wishing u all easy delivery




Nightie '9te!

Oya now, na me d longer throat dey worry most na every minutes I dey sing am for hubby ear say one of my teamie don put to bed, and d smart guy no wot I was insinuating o just last night wen I was abt starting d gist he just ask me if na same day me and teammate get belle. Ire girl u re so blessed.

zaynie:
See your life......
This weekend or next Tuesday.... What is next Tuesday looking for there?
Cappo, lead by example, goan pack the bags o

Ayaf vex self packing today by force, though all d stuff are in a bag just to sort and rearrange o.

Good morning mamas... Ayam going off nairaland throughout today because of this upcoming Moi moi competition Before temptation will make me go and eat what will add to this running stomach, let me just jejely turn face oh. Mama zaynie the thing you are doing is not goody ooooo

proudmom38:
Yels ke

Hailings o
I go pass there today, going to Ewu. When i near i g beep u, just raise 1leg up make i for see you
Cook Ekp rice + moimoi nd hold along with ur leg wey u raise. I hope all those tankers no dey express again o

Towerofgrace:
Noooo

Me ke, never ever!!!

You see ya sef? The guilty runneth when no one chaseth so proper of the Nigerian that you are, na only first part you read, the other part after your moniker for where I praise you, you no see that one abi?

Don't worry, I know who to report you too, na that you dr wey tell u say u no dey sit down one place I go carry this matter to

You better beg me now and bribe me with moi-moi

Ehen? After u don yab me finis
No vex abeg i no want dat Doc wahala. I asked him why bump didnt show early guess what d trouble stricken doc told me? He said ur fat legs no let outsiders see am very wucked doc

lady25:
6kg please ma help me tell his mom to make a list of everything she atewhile pregnant I must avoid them all. Wooooow. God is really great. My regards to baby and mama

Such kind of big babies are birthed by pregnancy induced diabetic mum. A neigbour was delivered if 6.4kg though tru cs

olalayo1710
happy birthday to ur son dear mama. may he celebrate more years, may he be favoured by God, may he be love by all, may heaven continually smile on him and may he age gracefully.

peggygee:
MY BIRTH STORY.

I want to start by saying May God recieve all the glory in all he has done for me.

Many momas here can relate with my story of grieve last yr sept.. After the hrtbrking loss, God smiled on me again, in was overjoyed when I found out. B4 then, I cried wen my Dec sis flo visited me, cox I had so much faith in my prayers, I even registered on baby center with faith. Lol, so u can imagine my disappointment that dec I was inconsolable.
Jan came, and lo and behold sis flo didn't come, I was over the moon, told hubby, he said, I shud wait a while to avoid a repetition of DEC. I waited, and it was confirmed.

The first day I went for my scan @12weeks, the enemy struck , through a devil incarnate colleague who decided to go diabolical because I queried him for being nonchalant in the office.

That fateful night, I was attacked, but God be praised, I overcame through the mercies of God who saw that my hands were clean as wat I did was the normal ethics @ wrk and not for any personal reasons, the useless guy was actually fired after i related my experience to my boss.

After the attack, fear set in, I was scared if my baby was still alive cox of wat I passed tru, I wanted to do another scan, but hubby said, nothing will happen to our baby, so we prayed, he convinced me and encouraged me to keep faith.

The remaining weeks of the pregnancy was hurdle free, let me also state that my MS was only few days(if I had sef) I didn't throw up, nor pour saliva, infact, except u r told, you won't knw I'm pregnant, cox I ate all that was eatable.

Those in my team knew I was one of the hopeful porters, my reason was simple. Because of my previous experience, I didn't even want to cross the 40th week, not to talk of being overdue.

I prayed and hoped, that I will port, but for where? August came and went by still no show, oh how I cried.

The funniest thing is each time I enter FB, I will see posts of latest deliveries, I will thank God for safe delivery of the mothers n babies, then I will cry cox mine was yet to come.

My frnds who was also a sept mum to be put to bed, and I cried again, cox she gave birth b4 her EDD, I was asking God why is my own diff.?

My EDD was on the 10th for LMP, On the 4th of Sept, hubby and I were hosting while retiring to bed for the day, wen I saw the show....wow! I was elated with joy, we headed to the hospital around 1am of 5th, was checked and told i was still @ the tip, so I shud go home and attend my ANC the next Mrning,but desperation no gree me o, I told hubby let's hang around, maybe the contractions will increase, we waited till 5am, still it didn't change, so we went home.

I had a hot bath, and got busy a little, the contractions increased, so we went bck around 9am. I was checked again, and I was told I was 3cm...chai.

I was told to go and eat, run some tests then come back, I did all these o, went bck around 1pm and was checked again, I was 4cm...that VE ehn.....who ever invented it deserves some spanking....why can't they be a machine to check dilation?

Doc did a membrane sweep, then later ruptured the membrane...kai...the pains became more intense. Yet dilation was still not progressing.

Finally I got to 5cm and the oxytocin drip was administered, then the drama began.

I was in pains frm 4pm till past 8pm, I begged the midwife to come n check me....she said, you that was 5cm the last time, you cannot push o.
I told her, its pushing me o, I will push o....lol
After much shouting of I want to poo amf its pushing me, she finally obliged, and lo and behold it was time.

She told me...its time to push ur baby, my job is to recieve, your own is to push, and I told my lo...baby its time, let's do as agreed.

I pushed o, she said I was shouting....I tried several times, till I finally got it right.

My princess came screaming her lungs out @ exactly 8:42pm giving me a little tear and weighing 3.5kg.

After delivering the placenta, suturing the tear and removing the clotted blood was another pain...

I thank God it ended in praise, i was weak n hungry after delivery, plus stomach pain, we were discharged b4 midnight.

Since then till now, vigilante has been real...as I type I'm still doing vigilante... So I said let me submit my BS now, cox mornings and afternoons are wen I have little time to nap.

Thank you all for your likes, mentions and food wishes.
I can't start mentioning all Ur monikers, but I read all ur good wishes, and congratulatory msgs


To all my teamies, may the ever faithful God who did it for me and the rest of our teammates do it for all of toy waiting on him to birth ur Los.

To any moma here who suffered any loss, may the good Lord who blessed and compensated me this September, also visit you , and wipe away your tears, like he did me.

To those in peeping mood, waiting on God for the BFP and to all our ATC momas, I send baby dust ur way, May Gos visit u all in no distant time and make you all join the preggy thread and flaunt ur bumps IJN. Amen.

To the remaining momas, may your delivery day be easy pisey in Jesus name Amen.

See you all in vision 2019 missionary journey. Right now, I don hide my boot....till 2019.

@katchycouture, dear cappo, BS signed, sealed and submitted.

Thanks evry1. Let me resume vigilante, my lo wants to suck.

congratulations. what an interesting BS. amen to all ur prayers and may ur little one be source of joy to all is generation at large.

You will still breastfeed. I took a sip of one nice moscato the other day and I almost cried. Last time I drank anything with alcohol was one can of star Radler in May 2016 - if I had known it would be my last for a while I'd have made it worth it

LholarB:
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Preggy life at the moment...really can't wait to drop my Lo ...I miss Liquor .miss drinking with DH on a Friday nite, November shld do and come sharp sharp o

UmmTwins2:
Lol she's a she o

My bad

Welcome priceless jewel

peggygee:
MY BIRTH STORY.

I want to start by saying May God recieve all the glory in all he has done for me.

Many momas here can relate with my story of grieve last yr sept.. After the hrtbrking loss, God smiled on me again, in was overjoyed when I found out. B4 then, I cried wen my Dec sis flo visited me, cox I had so much faith in my prayers, I even registered on baby center with faith. Lol, so u can imagine my disappointment that dec I was inconsolable.
Jan came, and lo and behold sis flo didn't come, I was over the moon, told hubby, he said, I shud wait a while to avoid a repetition of DEC. I waited, and it was confirmed.

The first day I went for my scan @12weeks, the enemy struck , through a devil incarnate colleague who decided to go diabolical because I queried him for being nonchalant in the office.

That fateful night, I was attacked, but God be praised, I overcame through the mercies of God who saw that my hands were clean as wat I did was the normal ethics @ wrk and not for any personal reasons, the useless guy was actually fired after i related my experience to my boss.

After the attack, fear set in, I was scared if my baby was still alive cox of wat I passed tru, I wanted to do another scan, but hubby said, nothing will happen to our baby, so we prayed, he convinced me and encouraged me to keep faith.

The remaining weeks of the pregnancy was hurdle free, let me also state that my MS was only few days(if I had sef) I didn't throw up, nor pour saliva, infact, except u r told, you won't knw I'm pregnant, cox I ate all that was eatable.

Those in my team knew I was one of the hopeful porters, my reason was simple. Because of my previous experience, I didn't even want to cross the 40th week, not to talk of being overdue.

I prayed and hoped, that I will port, but for where? August came and went by still no show, oh how I cried.

The funniest thing is each time I enter FB, I will see posts of latest deliveries, I will thank God for safe delivery of the mothers n babies, then I will cry cox mine was yet to come.

My frnds who was also a sept mum to be put to bed, and I cried again, cox she gave birth b4 her EDD, I was asking God why is my own diff.?

My EDD was on the 10th for LMP, On the 4th of Sept, hubby and I were hosting while retiring to bed for the day, wen I saw the show....wow! I was elated with joy, we headed to the hospital around 1am of 5th, was checked and told i was still @ the tip, so I shud go home and attend my ANC the next Mrning,but desperation no gree me o, I told hubby let's hang around, maybe the contractions will increase, we waited till 5am, still it didn't change, so we went home.

I had a hot bath, and got busy a little, the contractions increased, so we went bck around 9am. I was checked again, and I was told I was 3cm...chai.

I was told to go and eat, run some tests then come back, I did all these o, went bck around 1pm and was checked again, I was 4cm...that VE ehn.....who ever invented it deserves some spanking....why can't they be a machine to check dilation?

Doc did a membrane sweep, then later ruptured the membrane...kai...the pains became more intense. Yet dilation was still not progressing.

Finally I got to 5cm and the oxytocin drip was administered, then the drama began.

I was in pains frm 4pm till past 8pm, I begged the midwife to come n check me....she said, you that was 5cm the last time, you cannot push o.
I told her, its pushing me o, I will push o....lol
After much shouting of I want to poo amf its pushing me, she finally obliged, and lo and behold it was time.

She told me...its time to push ur baby, my job is to recieve, your own is to push, and I told my lo...baby its time, let's do as agreed.

I pushed o, she said I was shouting....I tried several times, till I finally got it right.

My princess came screaming her lungs out @ exactly 8:42pm giving me a little tear and weighing 3.5kg.

After delivering the placenta, suturing the tear and removing the clotted blood was another pain...

I thank God it ended in praise, i was weak n hungry after delivery, plus stomach pain, we were discharged b4 midnight.

Since then till now, vigilante has been real...as I type I'm still doing vigilante... So I said let me submit my BS now, cox mornings and afternoons are wen I have little time to nap.

Thank you all for your likes, mentions and food wishes.
I can't start mentioning all Ur monikers, but I read all ur good wishes, and congratulatory msgs


To all my teamies, may the ever faithful God who did it for me and the rest of our teammates do it for all of toy waiting on him to birth ur Los.

To any moma here who suffered any loss, may the good Lord who blessed and compensated me this September, also visit you , and wipe away your tears, like he did me.

To those in peeping mood, waiting on God for the BFP and to all our ATC momas, I send baby dust ur way, May Gos visit u all in no distant time and make you all join the preggy thread and flaunt ur bumps IJN. Amen.

To the remaining momas, may your delivery day be easy pisey in Jesus name Amen.

See you all in vision 2019 missionary journey. Right now, I don hide my boot....till 2019.

@katchycouture, dear cappo, BS signed, sealed and submitted.

Thanks evry1. Let me resume vigilante, my lo wants to suck.

congrats dear.

why is everywhere dry like this.......Hmmmm mummies in the kitchen cooking moin moin ������

UmmTwins2:
CheeryChy thanks sis, wl return ur call tomorrow by God's grace. The nurse took my phones away so I could rest. We jst got home earlier tonight. I appreciate

No wahala sis. I understand. Your baby is cute for days! Please rest well abeg, CS no be beans at all. I will also buzz you later. Swift recovery to you.

olalayo1710:
mama zaynie, abeg no let anyone hear, u fit send some to me tomorrow, I don dey do longer throat for moimoi wey never ready.

Oya where your plate, it's almost ready....

hunniesuzie:
You will still breastfeed. I took a sip of one nice moscato the other day and I almost cried. Last time I drank anything with alcohol was one can of star Radler in May 2016 - if I had known it would be my last for a while I'd have made it worth it

I still take beer every now and then when I and dh to out in the evenings.

I limited myself to star radler when I'm at home or red, white or rose wine.

Whenever I take sha, I don't bother to breastfeed. I go kukuma give the bobo formula or cereal make him chop

Every pregnant woman will definitely go through a delivery process.

How do you go through this process without adequate information on how to handle the process?

In this book (to be released September 12th, 2017) you will know how to handle your journey to the Labor Room.

You can pre order here : https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075CR3CKP

Oya o, moimoi warriors
Where you guys @.
Don't mind my scatter scatter moimoi.... I don't like eating hot food .
Paired with pale yellow ogi with banana and milk

UmmTwins2:
Doing my teamies #teamOctober mamas longer throat wishing u all easy delivery




Nightie '9te!

Cute Angel...ALLAH ya raya

Lol. The day I took a sip that's what I did. I'm just gathering liver now that we've started solids. How is work?

jazzyjazz:
I still take beer every now and then when I and dh to out in the evenings.

I limited myself to star radler when I'm at home or red, white or rose wine.

Whenever I take sha, I don't bother to breastfeed. I go kukuma give the bobo formula or cereal make him chop

*licks phone*

My tummy just growled now. Let me go and find food before you people will wound me here

zaynie:
Oya o, moimoi warriors
Where you guys @.
Don't mind my scatter scatter moimoi.... I don't like eating hot food .
Paired with pale yellow ogi with banana and milk

zaynie:
Oya o, moimoi warriors
Where you guys @.
Don't mind my scatter scatter moimoi.... I don't like eating hot food .
Paired with pale yellow ogi with banana and milk

chisos! chisos!!!! this is a vewy wucked something. *serious jealousy side eyes*

zaynie:
Oya o, moimoi warriors
Where you guys @.
Don't mind my scatter scatter moimoi.... I don't like eating hot food .
Paired with pale yellow ogi with banana and milk

Haaaa Aye ma nika ooo, for dis afternoon wey I just dey recover from not eating moimoi in my dreams lastnite, abegi maami u fit send me address?

zaynie:
Oya o, moimoi warriors
Where you guys @.
Don't mind my scatter scatter moimoi.... I don't like eating hot food .
Paired with pale yellow ogi with banana and milk

Iz nt fine umehhhhh(tongues out). Ur own moi moi jst narrowly escaped my prayer point. Other mama's moi moi must burn or scatter 4 inside pot. Lemme also add dt their gas go finish while cooking moi moi.

Congrats peggygee, your BS is touching. God proved himself faithful in your life. Kisses to your LO.

@Olalayo1710, happy birthday to your boy. He will live to fulfil his purpose on earth.

sassyangel1:
Iz nt fine umehhhhh(tongues out). Ur own moi moi jst narrowly escaped my prayer point. Other mama's moi moi must burn or scatter 4 inside pot. Lemme also add dt their gas go finish while cooking moi moi.

I for call you winch now
My moi moi burnt
Am just eating it like dry garri here. Why did you pray that kine prayer now

zaynie:
Oya o, moimoi warriors
Where you guys @.
Don't mind my scatter scatter moimoi.... I don't like eating hot food .
Paired with pale yellow ogi with banana and milk

Ahhhh , this moimoi will make sense with this my rice now o. Mamas, let me arrange rice and sauce to enjoy this moimoi.

zaynie:
Oya o, moimoi warriors
Where you guys @.
Don't mind my scatter scatter moimoi.... I don't like eating hot food .
Paired with pale yellow ogi with banana and milk

Wickedness in high places

sassyangel1:
Iz nt fine umehhhhh(tongues out). Ur own moi moi jst narrowly escaped my prayer point. Other mama's moi moi must burn or scatter 4 inside pot. Lemme also add dt their gas go finish while cooking moi moi.

curvilicious:

I for calk you winch now
My moi moi burnt

CheeryChy:

So, you are supporting bad thing?

Me o, ayaf accepted my fate cos ever since I got pregnant my moi-moi no dey done. D thing go cook untop gas for close to 2hrs, yet e no go done .
Although e still dey hungry me but what choice do I have
I came across dis on and decided to share with d house cos I'm not stingy, make una take am one one but reserve for kelizosuy(she ran away cos of moimoi), all my teamJ and booqee

Bloomingbud, how's u? Been a while

My freezer is full of food but none dey hungry me chop.
Dh just bought catfish i want to prepare pepper soup without uda and all stuff that will harm my baby.

Please dear mama give me recipe.

At 11 weeks plus ms does not want to respect me and just leave me in peace. Trying to drink ijebu garri water. It haf tire me