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Hey FAM
I just remembered certain scenarios I would love to share.
Am sure lots of ladies can relate .

When it comes to marriage, African parents no dey carry last .
My mum will preach on 1000 reasons why u need to get married.
Let's roll

When I tell mum" I don't think marriage is for me "

Its only ladies who ain't lucky with men that preach this sermon

And she reports to dad

But they end up reporting me to the pastor.

It is a spiritual something

dingbang:
Its only ladies who ain't lucky with men that preach this sermon

your comments are always different

people are going right, you are going left. :-/

But the pastor's wife decides to take over .


The demon must be casted

Then my father decides to take the prayer personal
Any hand holding my daughter ,break !!!!!!!!!!!

Evaberry:
your comments are always different

smiles.. Keep it up.. One day you will fall into the gutter

Next day ,they hook me up with Emeka
A son to my dad's friend

But I came back and told them ,am not sure I like him .


My dad can't just take it

But mum decides to act her drama well

What my mum sees when she looks at me

Eventually, grandma heard of it



What did u say ?

I decided to respect my self and so I brought a man home

Dad couldn't just understand
Young man,are u a zoo keeper ?

I trust my mama


Chaii !!! My enemies has succeeded

But she has no choice than to serve him food

But mum has to show dad that the young man is not up to standard

And so they decided to flog him out of the house

hahahahahaha

dingbang:
Its only ladies who ain't lucky with men that preach this sermon

don't always be in a hurry to talk .

nursennenny:
don't always be in a hurry to talk .

what I have written, I have written darling... Its not my problem if you find it offensive

When a rich man ask for my hand in marriage

But then I try to reject him


Dad

When mum hears that I even thought of rejecting him

But my aunt decided its high time she sang

dingbang:
Its only ladies who ain't lucky with men that preach this sermon

Young man, Are you normal?

On the wedding day
When I hesitate to say " I do

And my husband gives me that look .
This girl don't waste my money ,biko

Aunt kemi : why is she wasting time nah ?

But dad couldn't cover up his disappointment