QueenSuccubus:



Hahahahaah...OP ur tori is very funny sha...with all those meme eehn...

Iamsinz
Comradespade
Traphedges
LastKing147

Come ooo and laugh with us..

thanks dearie

Mikeal09:


Chairman shift make i pass, you want to hijack my marriage proposal abi?

Nellychinma20:
Immediately I said, " I do"



Mum

Congratulations �

hartson:
Please what's the meaning of this acronym LMAO and IMO I often see on NL.I be learner ooo

Yes hartson ,what can I do for you to what do I owe the honor of being reached out to by you ?

nurshah:


Yes hartson ,what can I do for you to what do I owe the honor of being reached out to by you ?

my pleasure .

Nellychinma20:
That brings us to the end of my story





Reality dawns ................
Am still single

thanks for making me laugh ds Loud. I jst woke m sleeping wife.

oluseyiforjesus:
thanks for making me laugh ds Loud. I jst woke m sleeping wife.

fishscales:


Young man, Are you normal?

Free all this over feed kids.. ..they thinking via their armpit

bennymark:



marry me please

Oga park well. She is taken. If u don't want bullet to your left balls ...... Loaded hand gun by my side. Kwantinu

Nellychinma20:

for better for worse, till your face is full of smiles and your heart overflowing with awesomeness

notttty:


Oga park well. She is taken. If u don't want bullet to your left balls ...... Loaded hand gun by my side. Kwantinu

chill bro's chill bro's, I recommend ekeate wey dey sell next to your shop, no talk too much oh because I get your DVD season 1 to 5

nellychinma20 my HOL, someday he will point the barrel at you. in a chaotic Nigeria of today, we need less of guns.

Mikeal09:


Chairman shift make i pass, you want to hijack my marriage proposal abi?

deputy chairman, how many you want take na. chill bro's chill bro's

Nellychinma20:
on the way

Biko do fast... Thanks

bennymark:



chill bro's chill bro's, I recommend ekeate wey dey sell next to your shop, no talk too much oh because I get your DVD season 1 to 5

nellychinma20 my HOL, someday he will point the barrel at you. in a chaotic Nigeria of today, we need less of guns.

Lol.. . That gun is for people that will trespass. Jut face front... Mean while Ekaete is not my type and she is Nelly's cousin . DVD ke. Abeg play am vos me sef wan watch my film. Lol.

bennymark:


deputy chairman, how many you want take na. chill bro's chill bro's

Its just this one nah. Go look 4 sabrina08. This one is one gem, i've gat to have.

Nellychinma20:

Ehn Nelly, as I was saying...

Nellychinma20:
That brings us to the end of my story





Reality dawns ................
Am still single

Hilarious thread. You write well.

Well, let's make you unsingle!

nurshah:


Yes hartson ,what can I do for you to what do I owe the honor of being reached out to by you ?

Nelly see wetin u dey cause. Knacker spotted. Who I go come hook up with na.
Nelly please the other room let's leave this people and talk about our kids

notttty:

Lol.. . That gun is for people that will trespass. Jut face front... Mean while Ekaete is not my type and she is Nelly's cousin . DVD ke. Abeg play am vos me sef wan watch my film. Lol.

Enemies of progress spotted on NL. Give me this chance to make my life right, you knw what am talking abt. Xo, shift make i pass

notttty:

Nelly see wetin u dey cause. Knacker spotted. Who I go come hook up with na.
Nelly please the other room let's leave this people and talk about our kids

runs out of thread .

Nellychinma20:
runs out of thread .

Holding on to you... I love you, oya talk your own

LOL! Nice one. I've bn laughing since...first thread with minimal use of abusive words. Very interesting. I remember an encounter I had with my mum after secondary school...we were just gisting that day, when I said "mum, marriage is not 4 everybody, that as 4 me..." She didn't even allow me 2 land, she started casting and binding...u need 2 see prayer that afternoon. At night devotion, u won't believe she raised it as a prayer point again. Parents ehen, especially mums, don't try them when it comes 2 marriage issue oh

Nellychinma20:
That brings us to the end of my story





Reality dawns ................
Am still single

,hahaha, funny. Parents will not kill somebody oo. my own case don turn to music for house oo. If I ask for water its " do you know it's your wife that was suppose to be getting you that.", if I try ask of food nko,hmmmmm na kuku kill me be that. I just tire totally.

Very creative and funny as well. Thanks OP. LMAO

Mikeal09:

Its just this one nah. Go look 4 sabrina08. This one is one gem, i've gat to have.

haaaa this one you are offering sabrina08 as sacrificial lamb, na your sister or your wife?

no allow python to dance enta your house ooo


a word is . . . .

bennymark:




haaaa this one you are offering sabrina08 as sacrificial lamb, na your sister or your wife?

no allow python to dance enta your house ooo


a word is . . . .

...enough for the wise. Thanks bro, i think this crazy over Nelly is gonna finally end me a spot at PYTHON DANCE SEASON III.

notttty:

Lol.. . That gun is for people that will trespass. Jut face front... Mean while Ekaete is not my type and she is Nelly's cousin . DVD ke. Abeg play am vos me sef wan watch my film. Lol.

nellychinma20 my Honey of Life, he has finished eating Ekaete's cabin biskit, na your Danish cookies be him next target. I wee rada die than let your name appear on the list of 'used to be'

I Don laff fall for chair

reading and laughing

Mikeal09:

...enough for the wise. Thanks bro, i think this crazy over Nelly is gonna finally end me a spot at PYTHON DANCE SEASON III.

hello Burantai, another Hnamdi on d loose,. deployment another Python ASAP before he goes into hiding

Nellychinma20:
That brings us to the end of my story





Reality dawns ................
Am still single

On my knees. Dear Single Lady, Will you marry me

Babe you are damn funny...hahahaha