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Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by tosyne2much(m): 11:57am On Sep 17, 2017
Lalas247:

Toks no kuku dey hear word till dey descend on him again grin cry
He is in the black book for that statement
Though he was right to some extent sha
Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by Lalas247(f): 11:58am On Sep 17, 2017
tosyne2much:
Though he was right to some extent sha
Didn't even read it let me go and read what he typed there ....
think Toks needs a good shag grin can feel his frustration from here ..
Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by Nobody: 11:59am On Sep 17, 2017
Lalas247:

See them ... awon time wasters
You guy that don't want to marry grin
Hahahaha cheesy
You know we have to do proper scrutiny investigation na.
How u dey smiley
Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by Lalas247(f): 12:00pm On Sep 17, 2017
IamZod:

Hahahaha cheesy
You know we have to do proper scrutiny investigation na.
How u dey smiley
@ bolder FBI extraordinaire
I'm good oh ... waiting for the ladies to deal with Toks grin

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Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by tosyne2much(m): 12:00pm On Sep 17, 2017
Lalas247:

Didn't even read it let me go and read what he typed there ....
think Toks needs a good shag grin can feel his frustration from here ..
Shagging suppose don tire egbon nah cheesy
Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by Lalas247(f): 12:05pm On Sep 17, 2017
tosyne2much:
Shagging suppose don tire egbon nah cheesy
Well he needs a good shag ... I'm sure it wasn't in reverse cowgirl
I don kuku tell am to stop playing with chewing gum girls he won't listen grin
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Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by Nobody: 12:20pm On Sep 17, 2017
Lalas247:

Don't blame me .... ask Jesus why he don't wanna let me go grin
shocked shocked U mean to say that the serious relationship u are in is with Jesus?
Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by adslipps: 12:23pm On Sep 17, 2017
Single. Seriously searching for serious relationship
Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by Oyenike01(f): 12:24pm On Sep 17, 2017
very single
Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by Lalas247(f): 12:30pm On Sep 17, 2017
IamZod:

shocked shocked U mean to say that the serious relationship u are in is with Jesus?
Who else is serious eh who grin
He never fails doesn't cheat ... in fact make I no talk sha

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Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by Nobody: 12:55pm On Sep 17, 2017
Single to stupor cry cry
Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by marisdgreat(f): 1:08pm On Sep 17, 2017
Single but not in a relationship
Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by Rukkydelta(f): 1:27pm On Sep 17, 2017
Single and searching but dating
Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by Millz404(m): 1:29pm On Sep 17, 2017
marisdgreat:
Single but not in a relationship

Single but not in a relationship

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Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by marisdgreat(f): 1:32pm On Sep 17, 2017
Millz404:

Single but not in a relationship
see ur squeezed face u sabi me before. y u con dey repeat my word
Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by Millz404(m): 1:43pm On Sep 17, 2017
marisdgreat:

see ur squeezed face u sabi me before. y u con dey repeat my word

Wetin be "single but not in a relationship" u don smoke again abi

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Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by marisdgreat(f): 1:44pm On Sep 17, 2017
Millz404:

Wetin be
be wetin y u repeat my word?
Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by JaffyJoe(m): 1:49pm On Sep 17, 2017
Yuneehk:

I won't be going today but you can put me in prayers. Enjoy the rest of today and the new week.


Of course, you were a prayer point on your own cheesy
Too bad I didn't know your name, would have been better conveyed to the Man upstairs.
Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by Durhleepee(f): 1:56pm On Sep 17, 2017
emmayayodeji:


grin grin

Iz it funny?
Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by Claireshan1(f): 1:56pm On Sep 17, 2017
JeffreyJamez:

To Jesus?
LOL
Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by emmayayodeji(m): 1:57pm On Sep 17, 2017
Durhleepee:


Iz it funny?

No. I was just happy for you wink
Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by Durhleepee(f): 1:59pm On Sep 17, 2017
emmayayodeji:


No. I was just happy for you wink


Thank you. We shall come to celebrate yours too wink
Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by emmayayodeji(m): 2:00pm On Sep 17, 2017
Durhleepee:



Thank you. We shall come to celebrate yours too wink

I don celebrate my own tey tey grin
Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by Heloct(f): 2:04pm On Sep 17, 2017
Just complicated.

It never got prettier.
Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by Durhleepee(f): 2:07pm On Sep 17, 2017
emmayayodeji:


I don celebrate my own tey tey grin


We go celebrate another one sad

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Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by Toks2008(m): 2:35pm On Sep 17, 2017
Lalas247:
Don't blame me .... ask Jesus why he don't wanna let me go grin
Lol! but you are too hot to be single...
Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by Wuminity(f): 2:41pm On Sep 17, 2017
Millz404:
smiley
All of the above.... cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by Lalas247(f): 2:43pm On Sep 17, 2017
Toks2008:


Lol! but you are too hot to be single...
Lol who hot epp grin
Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by Veraatabeh(f): 2:48pm On Sep 17, 2017
Single
Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by Toks2008(m): 2:48pm On Sep 17, 2017
Lalas247:

Well he needs a good shag ... I'm sure it wasn't in reverse cowgirl
I don kuku tell am to stop playing with chewing gum girls he won't listen grin

Lmao!

See lalas it will shock you to know that I can afford to shag every day with different ladies FREE OF CHARGE but the holy spirit has changed me totally and sometimes I ask myself if I'm OK.

Don't get it twisted,I love sex and I know how to do it real good and in fact I think about sex more than I think about the Bible but I can't take the grace of GOD for granted and continue to enjoy sin.

I practically flee from fornication cos if I go near a hot lady wuth crazy curves and she plays along,I will definitely cross that line so I just avoid any lady I know can make me fall but if you are not my taste,nothing will make me touch you even if you go naked.

So yes I need good shagging in every imaginable way but I would prefer I get a wife to shag rather than risk my life shagging Nkechi,titi,Caro.....

It pays to be disciplined and any man who can not control his sexual urge is less a man.

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Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by Toks2008(m): 2:52pm On Sep 17, 2017
Lalas247:

Lol who hot epp grin

For me it is very vital...I want a lady that will give me an erection just by glancing at her...

As I wrote, a lady with a nice tits and good body curves make me grow weak and that is my spec...can't settle for less.

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