Jeez!

I know this guy begging.

He's always in front of Access Bank opposite the entrance gate of Lagos State Secretariat Alausa.
I know he's crippled but didn't know he had such internal health complications.

There was a day I passed there and gave him N500 while walking by, he called me back and prayed for me for some mins with tears in his eyes.

Damn! That's a how they would have wasted this guy?

SlayQueenSlayer:
When will Nigerians learn that the only way their PE-NIS can be snatched is for someone to physically grab them in cut it off with an object?

You guys are getting a wrong picture. It won't disappear but will shrink and retract. Just picture a big dick turn into the size of a peanut; that is how it is. It is absolutely real.

Xda59:


Penis snatching is real. I used to doubt it just like you until I witnessed it with my own eyes. The penis won't disappear like we used to think but it will retract while the testicles keep moving up and down uncontrolled. The implication is the victim will never ever have an erection again in his life.

This is just fear, worries, anxiety, fear makes pênis shrink for days, it has happened to me before. Was the person taken to a lady or psychologists to confirm?

AngelicBeing:
Nawao, this life sef, why can't all the useless criminal politicians that have rendered Nigeria a jungle and a cesspit of poverty be afflicted with this kind of ailments, where is karma when you need him most

Karma has been bribed

The people who believe in spiritual husband and wife are the ones that almost killed this beggar. Next time someone claims to have lost his di*ck, the logical thing is to ask him to show proof before attacking the accused. If the accuser is found to have his dick in tact which he most likely will, please make sure the accuser is beaten thoroughly. Nothing like dic*k disappearance anywhere in this world.lol.

banmee:


How is it that it is only in Nigeria/Africa and every poverty stricken country that this supposedly happens? You people and your belief in witches and wizards sha. Upon all una never fit land spaceship for moon.

That is my opinion, post yours and move on, what has my post and opinion got to do with landing a spacecraft in space, you have been noticed, take a long walk

davillian:

Karma has been bribed

OldBeer:
This is a simple plea to Trump and Kim Jong Un.

Pls use your nuclear weapons and blow africa SW Nigeria off the map.

In this age of self-driving cars, this is what we still believe in.

Its a disgrace.

FIXED!

AngelicBeing:
That is my opinion, post yours and move on, what has my post and opinion got to do with landing a spacecraft in space, you have been noticed, take a long walk

1. I did.

2. I can't believe that you do not understand the implications of believing in voodoo but still cannot make anything useful from it.

You are welcome.

tintingz:
I knew this man was wrongly accused, poor man.

Some Nigerians still believes in penís snatching, when are we going to drop these urban legends, superstitious beliefs about pênis snatching. I once thought my pênis was snatched until I see it rising, I did research and discovered fears, worries can shrink the peňis for days. No one has been able to provide evidence for missing pênis, it is very illogical, it is always false accusations.

Backward mentality mostly in semi-developed and rural areas filled with religious folks.

you are an idiot with no proof for anything you're saying. do your research before you spew this rubbish and if you like,you can allow ritualists tk touch you,just make yourself available to them to test it. mind you,I'm the type that finds it hard to believe in jazz,miracle or magic. I see it all as trick but the only thing that still surprises me and makes me realise rituals and jazz does exists is a missing joystick of a younger brother to our tenant's wife that lives with them back when I was in primary 4. I didn't know what the uncle's penis looked like before but when I saw his missing joystick he unzipped for everyone to see,I was so shocked as young as I was then,it was just similar to placing coke bottle cover on that area and covered with pubic hair that you would almost not see anything except if you look deep into the pubic hair. this is not even a case if shrinking of penis or small penis,his penis vanished and it was gotten back when they caught the ritualist,lots of people were in the compound,he was threatened with death and he kept denying but later hit the brother on the lap stylishly and it appeared there again. this bros is married with kids now. stop doubting such things if they say they exist. I'm probably more advanced minded than you but if I try not to believe in these stuffs,that one which I saw with my eyes makes me believe it does exist

baby124:
The people who believe in spiritual husband and wife are the ones that almost killed this beggar. Next time someone claims to have lost his di*ck, the logical thing is to ask him to show proof before attacking the accused. If the accuser is found to have his dick in tact which he most likely will, please make sure the accuser is beaten thoroughly. Nothing like dic*k disappearance anywhere in this world.lol.

do your research before you spew this rubbish and if you like,you can allow ritualists tk touch you,just make yourself available to them to test it. mind you,I'm the type that finds it hard to believe in jazz,miracle or magic. I see it all as trick but the only thing that still surprises me and makes me realise rituals and jazz does exists is a missing joystick of a younger brother to our tenant's wife that lives with them back when I was in primary 4. I didn't know what the uncle's joystick looked like before but when I saw his missing joystick he unzipped for everyone to see,I was so shocked as young as I was then,it was just similar to placing coke bottle cover on that area and covered with pubic hair that you would almost not see anything except if you look deep into the pubic hair. this is not even a case if shrinking of joystick or small joystick,his joystick vanished and it was gotten back when they caught the ritualist,lots of people were in the compound,he was threatened with death and he kept denying but later hit the brother on the lap stylishly and it appeared there again. this bros is married with kids now. stop doubting such things if they say they exist. I'm probably more advanced minded than you but if I try not to believe in these stuffs,that one which I saw with my eyes makes me believe it does exist

SlayQueenSlayer:
When will Nigerians learn that the only way their PE-NIS can be snatched is for someone to physically grab them in cut it off with an object?

do your research before you spew this rubbish and if you like,you can allow ritualists tk touch you,just make yourself available to them to test it. mind you,I'm the type that finds it hard to believe in jazz,miracle or magic. I see it all as trick but the only thing that still surprises me and makes me realise rituals and jazz does exists is a missing joystick of a younger brother to our tenant's wife that lives with them back when I was in primary 4. I didn't know what the uncle's joystick looked like before but when I saw his missing joystick he unzipped for everyone to see,I was so shocked as young as I was then,it was just similar to placing coke bottle cover on that area and covered with pubic hair that you would almost not see anything except if you look deep into the pubic hair. this is not even a case if shrinking of joystick or small joystick,his joystick vanished and it was gotten back when they caught the ritualist,lots of people were in the compound,he was threatened with death and he kept denying but later hit the brother on the lap stylishly and it appeared there again. this bros is married with kids now. stop doubting such things if they say they exist. I'm probably more advanced minded than you but if I try not to believe in these stuffs,that one which I saw with my eyes makes me believe it does exist

Pataricatering:
That’s why they said our it is 67 . Penis shrinkage is a medically recognized condition yet people are being lynched and maimed for ‘ penis snatching ‘. Africans and our stupidity . Until the oyinbo man comes and explains the condition to us ! And we will be stupidly forming knowledge of the ‘ mysterious’ while wallowing in poverty , disease and ignorance . Smh

do your research before you spew this,I'm the type that finds it hard to believe in jazz,miracle or magic. I see it all as trick but the only thing that still surprises me and makes me realise rituals and jazz does exists is a missing joystick of a younger brother to our tenant's wife that lived with them back when I was in primary 4. I didn't know what the uncle's joystick looked like before but when I saw his missing joystick he unzipped for everyone to see,I was so shocked as young as I was then,it was just similar to placing coke bottle cover on that area and covered with pubic hair that you would almost not see anything except if you look deep into the pubic hair. this is not even a case of shrinking of joystick or small joystick,his joystick vanished and it was gotten back when they caught the ritualist,lots of people were in the compound,he was threatened with death and he kept denying but later hit the brother on the lap stylishly and it appeared there again. this bros is married with kids now. stop doubting such things if they say they exist. I'm probably more advanced minded than you that people even say everything I say I back it up with science because I believe nothing spiritual,not even the miracles pastors perform in churches or people praying and falling down,I don't believe in all that nor do I believe people speaking in tongue are not intentionally doing it but if I try not to believe in these stuffs,that one which I saw with my eyes makes me believe some stuffs like that do exist

Pataricatering:
when there is a mob on your head , slapping , kicking , and hitting you with all sorts while asking you leading questions anyone will confess to anything eventually! Who send you Na babalawo abi alhaji ? Na pastor? After a few slaps the victim will just start agreeing to assuage the crowd .

We are the victims of our backward mindset . I’m sure this victim before it happened to him he would have happily lynched someone else for the same “accusation “ .

do your research before you spew this,I'm the type that finds it hard to believe in jazz,miracle or magic. I see it all as trick but the only thing that still surprises me and makes me realise rituals and jazz does exists is a missing joystick of a younger brother to our tenant's wife that lived with them back when I was in primary 4. I didn't know what the uncle's joystick looked like before but when I saw his missing joystick he unzipped for everyone to see,I was so shocked as young as I was then,it was just similar to placing coke bottle cover on that area and covered with pubic hair that you would almost not see anything except if you look deep into the pubic hair. this is not even a case of shrinking of joystick or small joystick,his joystick vanished and it was gotten back when they caught the ritualist,lots of people were in the compound,he was threatened with death and he kept denying but later hit the brother on the lap stylishly and it appeared there again. this bros is married with kids now. stop doubting such things if they say they exist. I'm probably more advanced minded than you that people even say everything I say I back it up with science because I believe nothing spiritual,not even the miracles pastors perform in churches or people praying and falling down,I don't believe in all that nor do I believe people speaking in tongue are not intentionally doing it but if I try not to believe in these stuffs,that one which I saw with my eyes makes me believe some stuffs like that do exist

cococandy:
Land full of mor0ns who thrive on senseless superstitious beliefs.

do your research before you spew this,I'm the type that finds it hard to believe in jazz,miracle or magic. I see it all as trick but the only thing that still surprises me and makes me realise rituals and jazz does exists is a missing joystick of a younger brother to our tenant's wife that lived with them back when I was in primary 4. I didn't know what the uncle's joystick looked like before but when I saw his missing joystick he unzipped for everyone to see,I was so shocked as young as I was then,it was just similar to placing coke bottle cover on that area and covered with pubic hair that you would almost not see anything except if you look deep into the pubic hair. this is not even a case of shrinking of joystick or small joystick,his joystick vanished and it was gotten back when they caught the ritualist,lots of people were in the compound,he was threatened with death and he kept denying but later hit the brother on the lap stylishly and it appeared there again. this bros is married with kids now. stop doubting such things if they say they exist. I'm probably more advanced minded than you that people even say everything I say I back it up with science because I believe nothing spiritual,not even the miracles pastors perform in churches or people praying and falling down,I don't believe in all that nor do I believe people speaking in tongue are not intentionally doing it but if I try not to believe in these stuffs,that one which I saw with my eyes makes me believe some stuffs like that do exist

PierreDeFermat:
do your research before you spew this rubbish and if you like,you can allow ritualists tk touch you,just make yourself available to them to test it. mind you,I'm the type that finds it hard to believe in jazz,miracle or magic. I see it all as trick but the only thing that still surprises me and makes me realise rituals and jazz does exists is a missing joystick of a younger brother to our tenant's wife that lives with them back when I was in primary 4. I didn't know what the uncle's joystick looked like before but when I saw his missing joystick he unzipped for everyone to see,I was so shocked as young as I was then,it was just similar to placing coke bottle cover on that area and covered with pubic hair that you would almost not see anything except if you look deep into the pubic hair. this is not even a case if shrinking of joystick or small joystick,his joystick vanished and it was gotten back when they caught the ritualist,lots of people were in the compound,he was threatened with death and he kept denying but later hit the brother on the lap stylishly and it appeared there again. this bros is married with kids now. stop doubting such things if they say they exist. I'm probably more advanced minded than you but if I try not to believe in these stuffs,that one which I saw with my eyes makes me believe it does exist

All this happened in your head obviously. You need to seek mental health care.

tintingz:
Evidence your friend pènis was missing.

Same also happened to me, someone asked for direction and I thought my pênis was missing, till I got home and it later rise back, I did research and my dad told me fear and worries can make pênis shrink for days, it is just fear that make it seems ones pènis is missing, how can pênis vanish, does that not sound irrational?

do your research before you spew this,I'm the type that finds it hard to believe in jazz,miracle or magic. I see it all as trick but the only thing that still surprises me and makes me realise rituals and jazz does exists is a missing joystick of a younger brother to our tenant's wife that lived with them back when I was in primary 4. I didn't know what the uncle's joystick looked like before but when I saw his missing joystick he unzipped for everyone to see,I was so shocked as young as I was then,it was just similar to placing coke bottle cover on that area and covered with pubic hair that you would almost not see anything except if you look deep into the pubic hair. this is not even a case of shrinking of joystick or small joystick,his joystick vanished and it was gotten back when they caught the ritualist,lots of people were in the compound,he was threatened with death and he kept denying but later hit the brother on the lap stylishly and it appeared there again. this bros is married with kids now. stop doubting such things if they say they exist. I'm probably more advanced minded than you that people even say everything I say I back it up with science because I believe nothing spiritual,not even the miracles pastors perform in churches or people praying and falling down,I don't believe in all that nor do I believe people speaking in tongue are not intentionally doing it but if I try not to believe in these stuffs,that one which I saw with my eyes makes me believe some stuffs like that do exist

Xda59:



Man pray it doesn't happen to you. Penis snatching is absolutely real!!! It won't disappear but will retract and remain lifeless till eternity.

the guy should even make himself available for it to test if it's real or not. something I've seen in real life before,one of the very few stuffs of such I've ever seen I'm my life

cococandy:
Land full of mor0ns who thrive on senseless superstitious beliefs.

Lemme check mine

PDPGuy:

Lemme check mine

is it still there?

baby124:

All this happened in your head obviously. You need to seek mental health care.

you are obviously a lunatic and sound like one. your joystick or boobs will get stolen by ritualists one day so that you can learn of its existence. your type act like you are not African and yet look black and ugly as Bleep and never invented not even a common chip. your type believe in lies that pastors tell you in church staging fake miracles and having actors fall down. your type believe in those that just rap gibberish but claim to speak in tongue which does not exist

cococandy:
is it still there?

Its still there. phew

PDPGuy:


Its still there. phew

thank goodness

cococandy:
thank goodness

Osisi will be happy now

PierreDeFermat:
you are obviously a lunatic and sound like one. your joystick or boobs will get stolen by ritualists one day so that you can learn of its existence. your type act like you are not African and yet look black and ugly as Bleep and never invented not even a common chip. your type believe in lies that pastors tell you in church staging fake miracles and having actors fall down. your type believe in those that just rap gibberish but claim to speak in tongue which does not exist

Hahahahaha. O ma se o. Your matter don pass be careful. You don enter market.

kobijacobs:
Nigerians taking laws into their hands like its written in the constitution

Brov the average Nigerian is purely evil, twisted and frustrated so jungle justice is the way they let out steam just like other normal people let out steam in gyms or other productive activities... Only God can help us.

NubiLove:
When you have superstitious and religious idi0ts all over the place, this is what we get. They accused a man falsely just because he is disabled.

I think Nigeria has been intellectually set back by decades. People now believe in miracles than what careful observation/study, innovation & dedication can give us.
It's a pity really.

The Chinese are clamping down on religion seriously to keep people rational. Excessive in my view. But something needs to be done in Nigeria. Things are going down badly.

PDPGuy:

Osisi will be happy now

greatmarshall:
my brother penis snatching is real o i have seen where it happened with my two naked eyes... It was a lame begger too that did it, he later confessed that an alhaji sent him...

Was he beaten before he 'confessed'?

HMZi:
If you have ever seen someone's nprickk that got missing please raise your hands up!!

no mind some pple. Dem go jus dey pack lie full person ear.
Na so i believe one man wey tell me say bushbaby na one small baby wey be half human and half animal. Not until i see the real bushbaby for natgeo. Liars pple

My God,please bless me o..so i can be a blessing to others.

really