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Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by sparklezeee: 11:09pm On Sep 20, 2017
bloodofthelamb:
WHAT OF IF SOMEBODY IS GENEROUS ENOUGH TO PAY YOUR BILL, THEN YOU GET TO COLLECT THE MEAL...HOW ABOUT THAT

Since am not watching my weight I won't hesitate to start eating,I don't know about you Lol!

But all things must be accounted for,we must pay in one way or the other.
Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by bloodofthelamb(m): 11:30pm On Sep 20, 2017
sparklezeee:


Since am not watching my weight I won't hesitate to start eating,I don't know about you Lol!

But all things must be accounted for,we must pay in one way or the other.
BRO, YOU ARE RIGHT...GOD DID NOT JUST FORGAVE US LIKE THAT...HIS SON JESUS CHRIST PAID THE PRICE FOR OUR OFFENCES, THEN WE GET TO RECIEVE THE BLESSING FROM GOD THE RIGHTEOUS JUDGE.
Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by ifenes(m): 3:09am On Sep 21, 2017
bloodofthelamb:
WHO ARE THIS ENTITIES?...SO YOU MEAN THERE ARE SO MANY CREATORS OUT THERE

Basically so many races of advance and ancient Extratterstrials have visited our planet to create life forms as described by the bible,Sumerian tablets. Some of them use the life forms on earth for research purposes and some as slave race to mine gold. The Sons of God in the bible are actually many species of star visitors or creators of our Morden humans
Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by deadkamalu: 5:40am On Sep 21, 2017
I am already conditioned to waking up before 4am,so today I tried to practice all that I read here after closing my eyes for about 2mins my dog started barking uncontrollably consequently I couldn't connect to the other plane It was frustrating that I wanted to hit the pet when he came to say good morning.

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Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by Taavon2: 12:28pm On Sep 21, 2017
ValentineMary:

As much as I did not want to comment, I just want to say that some researchers have shown that these phenomenon is usually as a result of some malfunction with the cerebellum which causes stability in people. That's why when people are about to die, they also feel such occurrences. I'll advice u go for a brain scan bro and don't attribute this to an extra terrestrial force.

Nothing special. Psychedelics also result in similar experiences.
Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by Dboy55(m): 4:39pm On Sep 21, 2017
Hmmm just read through page 1 to 4,don't no what say.
sir Billyonaire maybe you should visit a psychologist, are you sure you are not experiencing one of those brain syndrome, no offence sir .
@no offence once again .
I am 18 and I am kind of finding all these strange.
Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by Nobody: 5:25pm On Sep 21, 2017
Dboy55:
Hmmm just read through page 1 to 4,don't no what say.
sir Billyonaire maybe you should visit a psychologist, are you sure you are not experiencing one of those brain syndrome, no offence sir .
@no offence once again .
I am 18 and I am kind of finding all these strange.

I will take your advice. Thanks

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Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by Goddys(m): 5:40pm On Sep 21, 2017
Dboy55:
Hmmm just read through page 1 to 4,don't no what say.
sir Billyonaire maybe you should visit a psychologist, are you sure you are not experiencing one of those brain syndrome, no offence sir .
@no offence once again .
I am 18 and I am kind of finding all these strange.
what an elder sees sitting sitting down, an infant can't see even when he climbs on top of a tower. Whenever you start handling your bills and other things of life independently, you will understand better.

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Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by Nobody: 5:42pm On Sep 21, 2017
Goddys:
what an elder sees sitting sitting down, an infant can't see even when he climbs on top of a tower. Whenever you start handling your bills and other things of life independently, you will understand better.

LOL, Do not warn him, allow him to grow up and face it. If he survives to ask questions he is lucky.

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Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by iamnlia(m): 7:46pm On Sep 21, 2017
Dboy55:
Hmmm just read through page 1 to 4,don't no what say.
sir Billyonaire maybe you should visit a psychologist, are you sure you are not experiencing one of those brain syndrome, no offence sir .
@no offence once again .
I am 18 and I am kind of finding all these strange.
Age is on your side, study and investigate.
I'm 19 but inquisitive.
It can't be brain syndrome when you read from 1-4 pages and found testimonies.
Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by Nobody: 8:00pm On Sep 21, 2017
iamnlia:

Age is on your side, study and investigate.
I'm 19 but inquisitive.
It can't be brain syndrome when you read from 1-4 pages and found testimonies.
You are lucky to read all these at 19. I am sorry if our generation has failed to answer the questions. Our parents didnt investigate and so we end up having nothing to teach you guys globally. But I am on this mission, because I want to have a story to tell the new children about God and the Universe.

Welcome on board and stay hungry for knowledge.

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Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by AmunaNo1: 7:37am On Sep 22, 2017
Billyonaire:
You are lucky to read all these at 19. I am sorry if our generation has failed to answer the questions. Our parents didnt investigate and so we end up having nothing to teach you guys globally. But I am on this mission, because I want to have a story to tell the new children about God and the Universe.

Welcome on board and stay hungry for knowledge.

@Billyonaire what's your opinion on drugs like DMT? it seems to evoke the most fascinating experiences.
Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by Nobody: 7:42am On Sep 22, 2017
AmunaNo1:


@Billyonaire what's your opinion on drugs like DMT? it seems to evoke the most fascinating experiences.
It is a psychedelic that silences the rational mind and amplifies the functionality of the sub-consconscious mind and takes you on the journey to the inner worlds of nature.
Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by Iamsheye(m): 8:00am On Sep 22, 2017
AmunaNo1:


@Billyonaire what's your opinion on drugs like DMT? it seems to evoke the most fascinating experiences.
Do you know where I can get DMT
Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by AmunaNo1: 8:34am On Sep 22, 2017
Billyonaire:
It is a psychedelic that silences the rational mind and amplifies the functionality of the sub-consconscious mind and takes you on the journey to the inner worlds of nature.
Do you stay in Lagos? I would love to meet you in person if possible.
Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by mylora: 9:00am On Sep 22, 2017
mylora:
@Billyonaire, pls what's your handle on quora? My search using same handle as the one you use here didn't throw up any answers
Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by AmunaNo1: 9:22am On Sep 22, 2017
Iamsheye:
Do you know where I can get DMT
No. it seems impossible to find in this part of the world. People don't even know what your talking about let alone know where to get it
Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by oaroloye(m): 9:27am On Sep 22, 2017
SHALOM!

The first thing you want to do in "ASTRAL TRAVELLING" is to verify that you are actually Astral Travelling, and not merely imagining it.

That is not difficult to do.
Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by Iamsheye(m): 10:03am On Sep 22, 2017
AmunaNo1:

No. it seems impossible to find in this part of the world. People don't even know what your talking about let alone know where to get it
Have you taken it before or seen it
Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by Nobody: 10:06am On Sep 22, 2017
AmunaNo1:

Do you stay in Lagos? I would love to meet you in person if possible.
Lekki
Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by Immorttal: 10:37am On Sep 22, 2017
ifenes:


Basically so many races of advance and ancient Extratterstrials have visited our planet to create life forms as described by the bible,Sumerian tablets. Some of them use the life forms on earth for research purposes and some as slave race to mine gold. The Sons of God in the bible are actually many species of star visitors or creators of our Morden humans
yes bro, the universe is a civilization, no one knows who started or how it started but the puzzling question is weather we ALL existed at the beginning of it all, maybe some evolved or some lies dormant, the evolved controls the dormant and created some matrixes for example the platform called humans.
Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by Immorttal: 10:40am On Sep 22, 2017
deadkamalu:
I am already conditioned to waking up before 4am,so today I tried to practice all that I read here after closing my eyes for about 2mins my dog started barking uncontrollably consequently I couldn't connect to the other plane It was frustrating that I wanted to hit the pet when he came to say good morning.
there are some many ways to astral project, the OP have shared the one that works for him which is the standard one but as you delve more youvll will understand, remember the universe answers whenever you are ready.
Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by AmunaNo1: 12:13pm On Sep 22, 2017
Billyonaire:
Lekki
Cool. I,ll contact yo u as soon as I can
Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by ifenes(m): 3:31pm On Sep 22, 2017
Immorttal:
yes bro, the universe is a civilization, no one knows who started or how it started but the puzzling question is weather we ALL existed at the beginning of it all, maybe some evolved or some lies dormant, the evolved controls the dormant and created some matrixes for example the platform called humans.

Exactly
Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by Nmeri17: 6:05pm On Sep 24, 2017
I remember one or two mentions of Kundalini on this thread. Then recently, I was looking up fulgurites and was amused to learn of its interrelationship to the Kundalini, so I thought it might come in handy for someone around here. Small worldinternet they say.
Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by Yemeni: 3:00pm On Sep 26, 2017
Billyonaire:
I have decided to Give a Positive Response to Seun's Attempt to Ridicule the Science of Astral Projections. In this exposition, I decide to teach one of the many ways you can experience Astral Projection and Experience any part of the Universe you choose to visit. Please correct any mistakes as my time is expensive.

Seun's Comment below:


My Response:

Seun, I love your decoy, but I am too smart to be tempted to digress from the axis our little discourse. I was an atheist and I was on like Tyson Neil deGrasse of 10 years ago, but even Tyson Neil deGrasse has finally come to accept what I have already known some years ago, about the existence of Extra-Terrestrials, but he is still confused as to the meaning of Life.

If you permit me to tell you a story, then it might help you understand a little of what I have proven to be true. As an atheist, I never believed, I only validated facts based on the perimeters and parameters of the highest level of science.

I laid down on my hostel bed with my eyes closed to take a nap, then at Unical. And I was pretty much tired having walked down from the Library to Malabor. I laid on my bunk bed on what will have to be my last day in the campus hostel. Behold, my legs, both legs rose upwards, as if it obeyed Anti-Gravity laws. My legs from my toes kept rising up, and I pulled them down and behold I attempted to look at who or what was pulling my legs upwards. I saw that I had another pair of legs, then it dawned on me that I had four legs, two legs down on bed, and 2 other legs were rising against gravity. Scared as hell, I stood up and I packed my loads and left the hotel. My thoughts as an atheist was...'Oh poo, these people they call witches and wizards are about to take my life.". Then it struck me, that atleast something existed outside my denial, there is something which I cant understand using my understanding of physical sciences.

That was the beginning of my journey. I was curious and I wanted to know. And I started researching. I decided to go to Church for the first time after I had the freedom to live away from parents who made it compulsory to go to church, something I hated. I would later become an Elder in the Church and worked in the Church presidency and the church could not explain what happened to me, so I quit Church, cos in my life I do not care about mumjo jumbo, I wanted facts based on science.

One of those weeks, I lay down in my apartment and closed by eyes and even as I tried to sleep, I keep my consiousness on, while my body became numbed in what is called sleep paralysis and then there was a high pitch knock sounds, like a gun shot, then comes the sound of the old clock and fast-paced /.."kik kik kik kik kik kik' and then what happened next was something I will never forget. I found my body bi-locating with high vibration and then my body became 2, the color of my room became so beautiful and one of my body pulled upwards against gravity and rotated exactly 360 degrees. All these while, I am observant, and curious to know what will happen. It rotated 360 and pops out, then I knew that we had a smarter body, so mechanical, it can not be perished. I observed my environment from above and I jetted above into the cosmos and see our beautiful planet becoming smaller.

I arrived at a reception of the grandest building I have ever seen, and I was escorted to a seat. When you sit down there, that seat is conscious. Much more like AI and IoT setting and the seat moved on its own at a pace and joined the gathering. Then I felt someone touch me on the shoulder and said. "You are not supposed to be here", and I got upset, and told him. "Excuse, leave me alone mehn, the first time you were here, did someone had to boot you out ?". A second later, I was in my room. Booted out from what was supposed to be my first AstroPhysics Lectures in the Astral Plane. I just knew it was going to be Astrophysics classes. I just knew. But later on, I became part of those classes. Until now, when I do not have to go there, I can download the entire knowledge I want, right here and I love this even more.

If you are interested in learning these stuff. Do this at your spare time, when your ego allows you to summit to higher energies and when you have conquered your fears.

Do not lie on bed, get a reclining seat, like those beach seats, a little comfortable and a little inconveniencing, anyone reading this that wants to practice is, please be free to do this;

Sit down on that reclining chair and especially may be around 4AM or 5Am, there is nothing significant about this time, it is because if you wake up before your normal 6 to 8 hours of sleep, your body will not go back to sleep until another 12 stressful hours so set your alarm and wake at 4, cos at 4AM your body will still be 'hungry' for sleep.

Sit down there and close your eyes, do this daily until you succeed. Close your eyes and wait for sleep to come. When sleep comes, allow your body to go numb while you stay conscious, DO NOT ALLOW YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS TO DRIFT OFF, HOLD CONSCIOUS AND ALLOW YOUR PHYSICAL BODY SLEEP and as soon as you see your Body goes into sleep, move up, as in STAND UP. You will see that what holds conscious is another body, a blueprint which this physical body is built on. No matter how many times you fail, continue practicing until you fuccking succeed. DO NOT BE SCARED SEUN, you will see that your physical body on the seat and you will be on another YOU. THE REAL YOU.

Now, what would you do next ? The next phase is critical. You will see a HAND, You wont see body of that hand, even if you are scared, you will snap back into your body electromagnetically. But that Hand is like a robot, each time you do it, you will see that hand. SHAKE THAT HAND, and tell it where you want to go, and you will SEE the fellow. That is your higher self. That is the man that holds the console. The real YOU that manifest in every dimension and density you choose to be born. That person will take you anywhere you want to go.

If you want to see Shekau, it is very simple. Visual him that moment you are with your higher self and you will be where shekau is. If you want to go to Mars, which I have been to, you will be there. If you want to be to the Moon, which I have been to you will there. If you want to make money ........I wont tell you that. But I can tell you one thing for sure. Nothing is impossible.

WARNING: With Greater Powers, Comes Greater Responsibility.

Why do I tell you this ? Because I think it is time to tell people that we are NOT what we think we are. We are supernatural beings resident in physical earth based bodies made majorly of carbon. But we also have different bodies at different planets. We all came from different star systems to dwell here to experience and improve our creation.

We should stop hating Biafra, IPOB etc, We are all one family of Beings. I will always defend the oppressed indigenous people because I know what and who we are.

I know you will respond with another jest but I promise you, you will remember this message in this lifetime. If not now, at your old age, and at the point of death.

May we continue to prosper even as we doubt our very own nature.

Source: https://www.nairaland.com/4056170/enjoy-lives-there-no-much/1#60505136


I am really interested in the bolded, I really need to settles some bills
Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by onyfrank: 5:56pm On Sep 26, 2017
Yemeni:


I am really interested in the bolded, I really need to settles some bills
brother, u cant make any dime with this practice.
If it does, all the Eckankar people would have multimilionaires. My late father inlaw and my late uncle practiced it, but they die in penury.
Even I have an wko base in Ireland , he dnt have much. I knw many of the practioners but they are not rich. It only make them look lean and awkward and psycice.
Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by marvelling(m): 5:58pm On Sep 26, 2017
onyfrank:

brother, u cant make any dime with this practice.
If it does, all the Eckankar poeple would have multimilionaires. My late father and my latr uncle practiced it, but they die in penury.
Even I have an wko base in Ireland , he dnt have much. I knw many of the practioners but they are not rich. It only make them look lean and awkward and psycice.

grin
Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by asalimpo(m): 10:52pm On Sep 26, 2017
Have you read books by Rebecca Brown - e.g " He came to set the captives free".
She goes into details about Astral projection etc. Not how to do it - but that satanists practice it.
At least by your story you corroborate her claims.
The bible says a lot about the non physical - but is silent about many issues like this.
It says that man is spirit, soul and body.
I dont know anything about about astral projection but i can state that the part of you that projected is your spirit. The part that gives life to your physical body etc.
While the world mocks christianity and calls it fairy tale religion, i believe ppl like you would know that
they're the one's missing it in many areas- because they believe in only a material world. You , from your experience have experienced both the material and immaterial at the same time..
It would do much good to reconsider what the bible says on weightier issues.
I cant prove may things about christianity or God and many christians cnt. But , the bible claims are worth reconsidering. Now, you are conjecturing, based on the guesses of physicists, what happens when the cards all get laid out and you find out that it is true - too late - that, really there's a God and eternal consequences! The devil will deceive you heavily as you dabble into the spiritual but once you die- your eyes will open!! Satan is a deceiver. Just get that!!
It's your soul he wants - to burn in hell forever.
As your spirit leaves your body- outside God's will - he'll (satan) will create all kind of lying facades to convince you. It's all a con job.
If you're sincere about the truth of God/spirituality etc Just pray sincerely and ask God to help you out. If God is real, He'll here you. Dont go by your preconceived notions.
peace out.
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Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by asalimpo(m): 11:03pm On Sep 26, 2017
deadkamalu:
I am already conditioned to waking up before 4am,so today I tried to practice all that I read here after closing my eyes for about 2mins my dog started barking uncontrollably consequently I couldn't connect to the other plane It was frustrating that I wanted to hit the pet when he came to say good morning.
It could be that God was using that pet to disrupt you from doing something against His will.
It looks like coincidence.
Stay away from this bullshit- you dont need it.
Remember the serpents deception to eve - "did God really say ... ", "You shall be like God's and your eyes shall be opened". (Genesis) - Astral projection is coated in the same deceptive allure of promising you more power, insight etc - but in the end !! What did Adam and Eve get ? - robbed and dethroned.
Seek God, get filled with His Spirit and fellowship with His Son- stay away from satan's sop.
peace bro

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Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by iamnlia(m): 11:03pm On Sep 26, 2017
asalimpo:
Have you read books by Rebecca Brown - e.g " He came to set the captives free".
She goes into details about Astral projection etc. Not how to do it - but that satanists practice it.
At least by your story you corroborate her claims.
The bible says a lot about the non physical - but is silent about many issues like this.
It says that man is spirit, soul and body.
I dont know anything about about astral projection but i can state that the part of you that projected is your spirit. The part that gives life to your physical body etc.
While the world mocks christianity and calls it fairy tale religion, i believe ppl like you would know that
they're the one's missing it in many areas- because they believe in only a material world. You , from your experience have experienced both the material and immaterial at the same time..
It would do much good to reconsider what the bible says on weightier issues.
I cant prove may things about christianity or God and many christians cnt. But , the bible claims are worth reconsidering. Now, you are conjecturing, based on the guesses of physicists, what happens when the cards all get laid out and you find out that it is true - too late - that, really there's a God and eternal consequences! The devil will deceive you heavily as you dabble into the spiritual but once you die- your eyes will open!! Satan is a deceiver. Just get that!!
It's your soul he wants - to burn in hell forever.
As your spirit leaves your body- outside God's will - he'll (satan) will create all kind of lying facades to convince you. It's all a con job.
If you're sincere about the truth of God/spirituality etc Just pray sincerely and ask God to help you out. If God is real, He'll here you. Dont go by your preconceived notions.
peace out.
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Your write up was great....till you started with hell fire. This is one thing that most people can't reconcile, roasting like suya forever.
Pure evil.
Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by asalimpo(m): 11:15pm On Sep 26, 2017
iamnlia:

Your write up was great....till you started with hell fire. This is one thing that most people can't reconcile, roasting like suya forever.
Pure evil.


I know, hell fire isnt palatable, but we have to separate human compassion which isnt godly from the truth,which isnt always palatable - but in the end is beneficial to all.
But from the biblical perspective, all lives hang on a balance - those who'll be damned forever and those who wont. That's it. I'm a researcher into christianity and it's purposes too. The good news is that there's escape from it and nobody needs to go there.

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