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Here Is The Reason Why All Christians Will Make Heaven by geoworldedu(op): 9:41pm On Sep 28, 2017
Christians, this is good news for you all. You will all make heaven, bone that thing Jesus said about few people making it.
Here's my reason why I think you're all over-qualified to make heaven. If your pastors who are great scammers can make it, then it shouldn't be hard at all for you sheep. All the scams are done by your pastors aka Adeboye, Kumuyi, Odukoya, Muoka, Oyedepo, Oyakhilome,
Mike Okonkwo, Ashimolowo, Mbaka et al and yet they are all assured of heaven by your god, despite their cunny ways, lies, pretense, hypocrisy, etc.

If these people can make it, nothing do you nah.
Re: Here Is The Reason Why All Christians Will Make Heaven by Josephjnr(m): 9:44pm On Sep 28, 2017
You are just too unproductive.
Re: Here Is The Reason Why All Christians Will Make Heaven by Onlinetalk: 9:48pm On Sep 28, 2017
geoworldedu:
Christians, this is good news for you all. You will all make heaven, bone that thing Jesus said about few people making it.
Here's my reason why I think you're all over-qualified to make heaven. If your pastors who are great scammers can make it, then it shouldn't be hard at all for you sheep. All the scams are done by your pastors aka Adeboye, Kumuyi, Odukoya, Muoka, Oyedepo, Oyakhilome,
Mike Okonkwo, Ashimolowo, Mbaka et al and yet they are all assured of heaven by your god, despite their cunny ways, lies, pretense, hypocrisy, etc.

If these people can make it, nothing do you nah.
YOU DON STARCH UR BRAIN ...
YOruba will say opolo e tii gaann...
Low IQ.. The fool will come and ask me full meaning of IQ...
Re: Here Is The Reason Why All Christians Will Make Heaven by geoworldedu(op): 10:02pm On Sep 28, 2017
Onlinetalk:
YOU DON STARCH UR BRAIN ...
YOruba will say opolo e tii gaann...
Low IQ.. The fool will come and ask me full meaning of IQ...
Is this all you've got?
Re: Here Is The Reason Why All Christians Will Make Heaven by Googleus(m): 10:02pm On Sep 28, 2017
See ur life.. If ur grand father had made use of condom, ur father won't ve exist to rape ur single mother who gave birth to unfortunate fellow like u..

Re: Here Is The Reason Why All Christians Will Make Heaven by geoworldedu(op): 10:02pm On Sep 28, 2017
Josephjnr:
You are just too unproductive.
clap for yasef cheesy
Re: Here Is The Reason Why All Christians Will Make Heaven by geoworldedu(op): 10:03pm On Sep 28, 2017
Googleus:
See ur life.. If ur grand father had made use of condom, ur father won't ve exist to rape ur single mother who gave birth to unfortunate fellow like u..
same goes to you. U are pained to hear the truth about your fathers in the lawd cheesy
Re: Here Is The Reason Why All Christians Will Make Heaven by Homeboiy: 10:10pm On Sep 28, 2017
angry huh
Re: Here Is The Reason Why All Christians Will Make Heaven by Nobody: 12:20am On Sep 29, 2017
geoworldedu:
Christians, this is good news for you all. You will all make heaven, bone that thing Jesus said about few people making it.
Here's my reason why I think you're all over-qualified to make heaven. If your pastors who are great scammers can make it, then it shouldn't be hard at all for you sheep. All the scams are done by your pastors aka Adeboye, Kumuyi, Odukoya, Muoka, Oyedepo, Oyakhilome,
Mike Okonkwo, Ashimolowo, Mbaka et al and yet they are all assured of heaven by your god, despite their cunny ways, lies, pretense, hypocrisy, etc.

If these people can make it, nothing do you nah.
There's a way that seemeth right to a man but the end is destruction.
Re: Here Is The Reason Why All Christians Will Make Heaven by geoworldedu(op): 4:42am On Sep 29, 2017
asuustrike2009:
There's a way that seemeth right to a man but the end is destruction.
hmm...I love the way that seemeth right to man whose endis destruction. Am I alraedy in that way?
Re: Here Is The Reason Why All Christians Will Make Heaven by Nobody: 8:16am On Sep 29, 2017
geoworldedu:
hmm...I love the way that seemeth right to man whose endis destruction. Am I alraedy in that way?
Smh
Re: Here Is The Reason Why All Christians Will Make Heaven by Onlinetalk: 4:36pm On Sep 29, 2017
geoworldedu:
Is this all you've got?
Keep asking me...
Re: Here Is The Reason Why All Christians Will Make Heaven by geoworldedu(op): 3:32pm On Nov 10, 2017
Onlinetalk:
Keep asking me...
hmm
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