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tossie101:
Nice1 it can only be an igbo women.
Thats why our neighbours from the other side can die just to marey igbo woman.

Mama God bless u.
U will stay alive and enjoy the friut of ur labour.
U would be Holidaying from US to Germany.

With this kind of grammar, your neighbours must truly be dying.

That's the Biafran spirit.

abdelrahman:
She is living in niger state,if she lives in east,i hope her people might not let her dream be true!

It's not true. That woman can do all that wherever she is. People outside the east are not more successful than those in the east

MAYOWAAK:
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Once again, maybe I don't understand these things because they are beyond human understanding.

Dear Mr Enemy Lecturer,

Please desist from drugs.

BR,

Your Enemy

More charcoal to your fire

dingbang:
Wives of the old days are far better than new age wives

behave

MAYOWAAK:
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An enemy is someone who will not rest till he/she makes sure that your glory sinks into water. He/she will use witch power, visit Babalawo, follow mummy water, do blood covenant, do just anything, just to make sure that god's plan for your life doesn't come to pass. Anybody who is succeeding in life should thank the almighty God without whom his enemies would've overcome him.

With that introduction, let's do a little maths.
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Everybody in Nigeria has an enemy. At least one enemy.

Nigeria's population is 180 million. If everybody has an enemy, then we will have 2 equal groups:

Group A: those who have enemies = 90 million

Group B: those who are the enemies of those who have enemies (group A) = 90 million also.

But since everybody must have an enemy, then group A must be the enemies of group B.

If Group A = enemies of Group B

and

Group B = enemies of Group A,

then,

Every Nigerian is both the enemy of someone and the victim of someone else's "enemy-ship"

Therefore, the phrase "Nigerian citizen" should be synonymous with "Nigerian enemy". When next the president wants to address the nation, instead of saying "My dear citizens", he should just say "My dear enemies".

No. We're not through. It's much more complicated than that.

Sometimes, depending on how glorious god's plan for someone's life is, one person can have more than 1 enemy. For the equation to balance, if there are people who have more than 1 enemy each, then there are people who will be enemies to more than 1 person each. This will be called "collaborative enemy-ship" aka "collabo enemy". This is the situation when an enemy from your father's side collaborates with another enemy from your mother's side and they both collaborate with 3 enemies from your place of work.

Also notice that I used 180 million for the calculation. That's the population of living Nigerians. Pregnancies too have enemies. This is what is called "congenital enemy" meaning the baby already has an enemy before she's born. A congenital enemy can be a hereditary enemy (the one that wants to "winshie" the baby for the sake of the parent or the shape of the mum's protruded belly) or an acquired enemy (the one that just becomes the baby's enemy because he has seen her star in the spirit realm).

Dead people too have enemies. This is what I call "post-mortem enemy". They will be firing spiritual arrows to the children because of their dead parent.

Even living people can also have what I call "recurrent enemy". This is an enemy that god has helped you to conquer but because you went back to a life of sin, the enemy has re-energized and resumed tormenting your life.

Other types of enemies include "temporary enemies", "chronic persistent enemies", "continuous intermittent enemies", and "transferred enemies". "Idiopathic enemies" are those who are your enemies for unknown reasons while "frenemies" are those who are both your friends and enemies at the same time.

So you see? The maths has broken down. This one is beyond human mathematics. It's only god that can reveal the answer to someone jare. The total number of enemies in Nigeria is definitely far more than the total number of citizens. I figure that if Nigerians are 180 millions, the enemies in Nigeria might be up to 600 million.

You might be thinking that you're nobody's enemy. You have a clean mind toward everybody. Let me disappoint you. Unknown to you, there's someone that's looking at you that you're his/her enemy. So everybody is an enemy of someone else. But we pray that god should blind our enemies, cripple our enemies, turn them to lunatics, before finally striking them dead. If god answers prayers, then 180 million Nigerians would have gone blind, then crippled, and then psycho before the 923,768 sq. km surface of the country called Nigeria getting littered with 180 million corpses.

Once again, maybe I don't understand these things because they are beyond human understanding.

I understand perfectly bro

Omooba77:
http://punchng.com/ive-trained-five-graduates-with-proceeds-from-roasted-yam-business/

I just bet she'll be Ibo with a friend and won 10k�

Partnerbiz3:
Hmmm
I like plantain and beans .

It's actually roast yam.. NOT roastED .
I know. I am an English Language pundit.

See below for data.. SEE TESTIMONIES TOO..

kushe elebo oshii

JeffreyJamez:
Roasted yam and fried fish is bae . 200naira roasted yam go lock your belle for the day. Very economical. Thats what I eat everyday

[color=deeppink]JJ wee not kee mi [/color]

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MAYOWAAK:
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An enemy is someone who will not rest till he/she makes sure that your glory sinks into water. He/she will use witch power, visit Babalawo, follow mummy water, do blood covenant, do just anything, just to make sure that god's plan for your life doesn't come to pass. Anybody who is succeeding in life should thank the almighty God without whom his enemies would've overcome him.

With that introduction, let's do a little maths.
__________________

Everybody in Nigeria has an enemy. At least one enemy.

Nigeria's population is 180 million. If everybody has an enemy, then we will have 2 equal groups:

Group A: those who have enemies = 90 million

Group B: those who are the enemies of those who have enemies (group A) = 90 million also.

But since everybody must have an enemy, then group A must be the enemies of group B.

If Group A = enemies of Group B

and

Group B = enemies of Group A,

then,

Every Nigerian is both the enemy of someone and the victim of someone else's "enemy-ship"

Therefore, the phrase "Nigerian citizen" should be synonymous with "Nigerian enemy". When next the president wants to address the nation, instead of saying "My dear citizens", he should just say "My dear enemies".

No. We're not through. It's much more complicated than that.

Sometimes, depending on how glorious god's plan for someone's life is, one person can have more than 1 enemy. For the equation to balance, if there are people who have more than 1 enemy each, then there are people who will be enemies to more than 1 person each. This will be called "collaborative enemy-ship" aka "collabo enemy". This is the situation when an enemy from your father's side collaborates with another enemy from your mother's side and they both collaborate with 3 enemies from your place of work.

Also notice that I used 180 million for the calculation. That's the population of living Nigerians. Pregnancies too have enemies. This is what is called "congenital enemy" meaning the baby already has an enemy before she's born. A congenital enemy can be a hereditary enemy (the one that wants to "winshie" the baby for the sake of the parent or the shape of the mum's protruded belly) or an acquired enemy (the one that just becomes the baby's enemy because he has seen her star in the spirit realm).

Dead people too have enemies. This is what I call "post-mortem enemy". They will be firing spiritual arrows to the children because of their dead parent.

Even living people can also have what I call "recurrent enemy". This is an enemy that god has helped you to conquer but because you went back to a life of sin, the enemy has re-energized and resumed tormenting your life.

Other types of enemies include "temporary enemies", "chronic persistent enemies", "continuous intermittent enemies", and "transferred enemies". "Idiopathic enemies" are those who are your enemies for unknown reasons while "frenemies" are those who are both your friends and enemies at the same time.

So you see? The maths has broken down. This one is beyond human mathematics. It's only god that can reveal the answer to someone jare. The total number of enemies in Nigeria is definitely far more than the total number of citizens. I figure that if Nigerians are 180 millions, the enemies in Nigeria might be up to 600 million.

You might be thinking that you're nobody's enemy. You have a clean mind toward everybody. Let me disappoint you. Unknown to you, there's someone that's looking at you that you're his/her enemy. So everybody is an enemy of someone else. But we pray that god should blind our enemies, cripple our enemies, turn them to lunatics, before finally striking them dead. If god answers prayers, then 180 million Nigerians would have gone blind, then crippled, and then psycho before the 923,768 sq. km surface of the country called Nigeria getting littered with 180 million corpses.

Once again, maybe I don't understand these things because they are beyond human understanding.

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You have succeeded in making sense in a very senseless manner.
Take your philosophy 202 to where it can be appreciated.

Omooba77:
http://punchng.com/ive-trained-five-graduates-with-proceeds-from-roasted-yam-business/

power of ipob woman they excel everwhere we are proud of you

MAYOWAAK:
****COPIED

An enemy is someone who will not rest till he/she makes sure that your glory sinks into water. He/she will use witch power, visit Babalawo, follow mummy water, do blood covenant, do just anything, just to make sure that god's plan for your life doesn't come to pass. Anybody who is succeeding in life should thank the almighty God without whom his enemies would've overcome him.

With that introduction, let's do a little maths.
__________________

Everybody in Nigeria has an enemy. At least one enemy.

Nigeria's population is 180 million. If everybody has an enemy, then we will have 2 equal groups:

Group A: those who have enemies = 90 million

Group B: those who are the enemies of those who have enemies (group A) = 90 million also.

But since everybody must have an enemy, then group A must be the enemies of group B.

If Group A = enemies of Group B

and

Group B = enemies of Group A,

then,

Every Nigerian is both the enemy of someone and the victim of someone else's "enemy-ship"

Therefore, the phrase "Nigerian citizen" should be synonymous with "Nigerian enemy". When next the president wants to address the nation, instead of saying "My dear citizens", he should just say "My dear enemies".

No. We're not through. It's much more complicated than that.

Sometimes, depending on how glorious god's plan for someone's life is, one person can have more than 1 enemy. For the equation to balance, if there are people who have more than 1 enemy each, then there are people who will be enemies to more than 1 person each. This will be called "collaborative enemy-ship" aka "collabo enemy". This is the situation when an enemy from your father's side collaborates with another enemy from your mother's side and they both collaborate with 3 enemies from your place of work.

Also notice that I used 180 million for the calculation. That's the population of living Nigerians. Pregnancies too have enemies. This is what is called "congenital enemy" meaning the baby already has an enemy before she's born. A congenital enemy can be a hereditary enemy (the one that wants to "winshie" the baby for the sake of the parent or the shape of the mum's protruded belly) or an acquired enemy (the one that just becomes the baby's enemy because he has seen her star in the spirit realm).

Dead people too have enemies. This is what I call "post-mortem enemy". They will be firing spiritual arrows to the children because of their dead parent.

Even living people can also have what I call "recurrent enemy". This is an enemy that god has helped you to conquer but because you went back to a life of sin, the enemy has re-energized and resumed tormenting your life.

Other types of enemies include "temporary enemies", "chronic persistent enemies", "continuous intermittent enemies", and "transferred enemies". "Idiopathic enemies" are those who are your enemies for unknown reasons while "frenemies" are those who are both your friends and enemies at the same time.

So you see? The maths has broken down. This one is beyond human mathematics. It's only god that can reveal the answer to someone jare. The total number of enemies in Nigeria is definitely far more than the total number of citizens. I figure that if Nigerians are 180 millions, the enemies in Nigeria might be up to 600 million.

You might be thinking that you're nobody's enemy. You have a clean mind toward everybody. Let me disappoint you. Unknown to you, there's someone that's looking at you that you're his/her enemy. So everybody is an enemy of someone else. But we pray that god should blind our enemies, cripple our enemies, turn them to lunatics, before finally striking them dead. If god answers prayers, then 180 million Nigerians would have gone blind, then crippled, and then psycho before the 923,768 sq. km surface of the country called Nigeria getting littered with 180 million corpses.

Once again, maybe I don't understand these things because they are beyond human understanding.

this is ridiculously insane.

Typical Nigerian woman.

Always stepping up to the challenges life throws at you without waiting for anyone.

God bless you ma, and may you reap the fruits of your labour of love over your children.

dingbang:
Wives of the old days are far better than new age wives

If one should delve deep into that comment it basically means they were more slave-like and submissive.

MAYOWAAK:
****COPIED

An enemy is someone who will not rest till he/she makes sure that your glory sinks into water. He/she will use witch power, visit Babalawo, follow mummy water, do blood covenant, do just anything, just to make sure that god's plan for your life doesn't come to pass. Anybody who is succeeding in life should thank the almighty God without whom his enemies would've overcome him.

With that introduction, let's do a little maths.
__________________

Everybody in Nigeria has an enemy. At least one enemy.

Nigeria's population is 180 million. If everybody has an enemy, then we will have 2 equal groups:

Group A: those who have enemies = 90 million

Group B: those who are the enemies of those who have enemies (group A) = 90 million also.

But since everybody must have an enemy, then group A must be the enemies of group B.

If Group A = enemies of Group B

and

Group B = enemies of Group A,

then,

Every Nigerian is both the enemy of someone and the victim of someone else's "enemy-ship"

Therefore, the phrase "Nigerian citizen" should be synonymous with "Nigerian enemy". When next the president wants to address the nation, instead of saying "My dear citizens", he should just say "My dear enemies".

No. We're not through. It's much more complicated than that.

Sometimes, depending on how glorious god's plan for someone's life is, one person can have more than 1 enemy. For the equation to balance, if there are people who have more than 1 enemy each, then there are people who will be enemies to more than 1 person each. This will be called "collaborative enemy-ship" aka "collabo enemy". This is the situation when an enemy from your father's side collaborates with another enemy from your mother's side and they both collaborate with 3 enemies from your place of work.

Also notice that I used 180 million for the calculation. That's the population of living Nigerians. Pregnancies too have enemies. This is what is called "congenital enemy" meaning the baby already has an enemy before she's born. A congenital enemy can be a hereditary enemy (the one that wants to "winshie" the baby for the sake of the parent or the shape of the mum's protruded belly) or an acquired enemy (the one that just becomes the baby's enemy because he has seen her star in the spirit realm).

Dead people too have enemies. This is what I call "post-mortem enemy". They will be firing spiritual arrows to the children because of their dead parent.

Even living people can also have what I call "recurrent enemy". This is an enemy that god has helped you to conquer but because you went back to a life of sin, the enemy has re-energized and resumed tormenting your life.

Other types of enemies include "temporary enemies", "chronic persistent enemies", "continuous intermittent enemies", and "transferred enemies". "Idiopathic enemies" are those who are your enemies for unknown reasons while "frenemies" are those who are both your friends and enemies at the same time.

So you see? The maths has broken down. This one is beyond human mathematics. It's only god that can reveal the answer to someone jare. The total number of enemies in Nigeria is definitely far more than the total number of citizens. I figure that if Nigerians are 180 millions, the enemies in Nigeria might be up to 600 million.

You might be thinking that you're nobody's enemy. You have a clean mind toward everybody. Let me disappoint you. Unknown to you, there's someone that's looking at you that you're his/her enemy. So everybody is an enemy of someone else. But we pray that god should blind our enemies, cripple our enemies, turn them to lunatics, before finally striking them dead. If god answers prayers, then 180 million Nigerians would have gone blind, then crippled, and then psycho before the 923,768 sq. km surface of the country called Nigeria getting littered with 180 million corpses.

Once again, maybe I don't understand these things because they are beyond human understanding.

this is ridiculously brilliant. true talk. we Africans need to get over some things.

This is the real reason everything is costly

anyway,weldone Madam Nwosu. you are such a diamond. African mothers of her generation are diamonds. My Mother is a thousand ton of rare pink diamonds. Girls of this generation are useless though,girls that are flushing down pregnancy like toilet already. by I bet many of them will change as they age. women love their children. but no doubt about the fact that women of then are way better and quality than girls of nowadays

charijee:
[color=deeppink]JJ wee not kee mi [/color]

O baby we gats be economical o

banmee:
If one should delve deep into that comment it basically means they were more slave-like and submissive.

that's what you think.... All I see is a woman who is supportive... Get that

Wow. Ndi Igbo!! The Jews of Africa!!!

Ndi Igbo. The Innovators and the job creators!!

Ndi Igbo: the first amongst equals!!!

Igbo kwenu!!!


O pari

FortifiedCity:
Very believable.

Ordinary welder and yam roaster bear NINE children. The poorer ,the number of children.
Dangote,adenuga,otrdola,obama has how many each.
It's a commendable feat but will she have good health to enjoy the sweet blessings that this cruel vocation has helped her to garner?
God help African Mama.

tossie101:
Nice1 it can only be an igbo woman.
Thats why our neighbours from the other side can die just to marry igbo woman.

Mama God bless u.
U will stay alive and enjoy the fruit of ur labour.
U would be Holidaying from US to Germany.

not only Igbo women. she's enjoying freedom here in minna and her sales are booming. if it were in her place enemies will come in form of touts and taxes just to frustrate her...
there are women of all tribes in naija who are equalling doing the same so don't just think only Igbo...take correction sir!

JeffreyJamez:
O baby we gats be economical o

jaszplus12:
not only Igbo women. she's enjoying freedom here in minna and her sales are booming. if it were in her place enemies will come in form of touts and taxes just to frustrate her...
there are women of all tribes in naija who are equalling doing the same so don't just think only Igbo...take correction sir!

U got that there are also igbo women doing similar business in her place and also doing well in it.
So its no because she is in minna.
Therw are also women like her in east who are also successful in it.

Travel out and educate urself ma!!!

tossie101:
U got that there are also igbo women doing similar business in her place and also doing well in it.
So its no because she is in minna.
Therw are also women like her in east who are also successful in it.

Travel out and educate urself ma!!!

there's no "lungu" I don't know in nigeria and that means I know what I'm saying bro!

farem:
Ordinary welder and yam roaster bear NINE children. The poorer ,the number of children.
Dangote,adenuga,otrdola,obama has how many each.
It's a commendable feat but will she have good health to enjoy the sweet blessings that this cruel vocation has helped her to garner?
God help African Mama.

No be lie sha, only her and her husband, 9 children,

dingbang:
that's what you think.... All I see is a woman who is supportive... Get that

If you say so.

dingbang:
Wives of the old days are far better than new age wives

Abeg shift! Instead of u to comment on why the man cannot do his primary responsibility, u are here bashing women.

Is it the responsibility of a woman to train children?

Partnerbiz3:
ROAST YAM.

NOT roasted yam

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jaszplus12:
there's no "lungu" I don't know in nigeria and that means I know what I'm saying bro!

Ok "her omnipresent highness"