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tossie101:
Ok "her omnipresent highness"

ashjay001:
Mohammed Abubakar says Madam Nwosu is their mother!

Whats d hate all abt?!

Partnerbiz3:
ROAST YAM.
NOT roasted yam

gypsey:
who gives a shiit! maybe if you did not open your smelly pussi and get pregnant 9 times without thinking of how to take care of 9 children. you would not have been in this mess, who the fuvk else were you expecting to train your 9 bloody children? were is your lazy husband anyway? or did you get preggas on your own? ewu gambia!
i bet you have no idea what the smoke from the roasting yam will cause you later in life.

Omooba77:
Did she complained to you, please go and learn manner from home.
Why must you derogate everyone.
Oga there is dignity of labour; she is proud of what she is doing and better than many whose children are vagabonds.

MAYOWAAK:
****COPIED

An enemy is someone who will not rest till he/she makes sure that your glory sinks into water. He/she will use witch power, visit Babalawo, follow mummy water, do blood covenant, do just anything, just to make sure that god's plan for your life doesn't come to pass. Anybody who is succeeding in life should thank the almighty God without whom his enemies would've overcome him.

With that introduction, let's do a little maths.
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Everybody in Nigeria has an enemy. At least one enemy.

Nigeria's population is 180 million. If everybody has an enemy, then we will have 2 equal groups:

Group A: those who have enemies = 90 million

Group B: those who are the enemies of those who have enemies (group A) = 90 million also.

But since everybody must have an enemy, then group A must be the enemies of group B.

If Group A = enemies of Group B

and

Group B = enemies of Group A,

then,

Every Nigerian is both the enemy of someone and the victim of someone else's "enemy-ship"

Therefore, the phrase "Nigerian citizen" should be synonymous with "Nigerian enemy". When next the president wants to address the nation, instead of saying "My dear citizens", he should just say "My dear enemies".

No. We're not through. It's much more complicated than that.

Sometimes, depending on how glorious god's plan for someone's life is, one person can have more than 1 enemy. For the equation to balance, if there are people who have more than 1 enemy each, then there are people who will be enemies to more than 1 person each. This will be called "collaborative enemy-ship" aka "collabo enemy". This is the situation when an enemy from your father's side collaborates with another enemy from your mother's side and they both collaborate with 3 enemies from your place of work.

Also notice that I used 180 million for the calculation. That's the population of living Nigerians. Pregnancies too have enemies. This is what is called "congenital enemy" meaning the baby already has an enemy before she's born. A congenital enemy can be a hereditary enemy (the one that wants to "winshie" the baby for the sake of the parent or the shape of the mum's protruded belly) or an acquired enemy (the one that just becomes the baby's enemy because he has seen her star in the spirit realm).

Dead people too have enemies. This is what I call "post-mortem enemy". They will be firing spiritual arrows to the children because of their dead parent.

Even living people can also have what I call "recurrent enemy". This is an enemy that god has helped you to conquer but because you went back to a life of sin, the enemy has re-energized and resumed tormenting your life.

Other types of enemies include "temporary enemies", "chronic persistent enemies", "continuous intermittent enemies", and "transferred enemies". "Idiopathic enemies" are those who are your enemies for unknown reasons while "frenemies" are those who are both your friends and enemies at the same time.

So you see? The maths has broken down. This one is beyond human mathematics. It's only god that can reveal the answer to someone jare. The total number of enemies in Nigeria is definitely far more than the total number of citizens. I figure that if Nigerians are 180 millions, the enemies in Nigeria might be up to 600 million.

You might be thinking that you're nobody's enemy. You have a clean mind toward everybody. Let me disappoint you. Unknown to you, there's someone that's looking at you that you're his/her enemy. So everybody is an enemy of someone else. But we pray that god should blind our enemies, cripple our enemies, turn them to lunatics, before finally striking them dead. If god answers prayers, then 180 million Nigerians would have gone blind, then crippled, and then psycho before the 923,768 sq. km surface of the country called Nigeria getting littered with 180 million corpses.

Once again, maybe I don't understand these things because they are beyond human understanding.

tossie101:
Nice1 it can only be an igbo woman.
Thats why our neighbours from the other side can die just to marry igbo woman.

Mama God bless u.
U will stay alive and enjoy the fruit of ur labour.
U would be Holidaying from US to Germany.

totit:
[s]Typical frustrated, lonely,village ebonyi girl.
I am quite certain you are base in SW and not in your village. I guess it's true what they say ", ' you can take a wo/man out of the village but you can't take village out of her. Shouldn't you ask yourself why ' are those ibo woman saying yes, I do ' to those yoruba man? I guess yoruba women should ask such question, too or seek to know why your woman are after their men? Lonely bigot [/s]

tossie101:
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totit:


[s]Poor lonely thing.
Go and shave your hairy armpit and tiny mustache.

Lool :[/s]o

totit:
Typical frustrated, lonely,village ebonyi girl.

I am quite certain you are base in SW and not in your village. I guess it's true what they say ", ' you can take a wo/man out of the village but you can't take village out of her. Shouldn't you ask yourself why ' are those ibo woman saying yes, I do ' to those yoruba man? I guess yoruba women should ask such question, too or seek to know why your woman are after their men? Lonely bigot

You almost ruin this thread.

tossie101:
Read my message well.
I mean Their parents brings them up no to hav go relationship with igbos.
Thats why see only few marriage btween their gals and our men.

I hav stayed in lagos right from childhood.
So i know wat im telling u

HunterofPigs:
Here's her post. See the bold.

totit:


Poor lonely thing.
Go and shave your hairy armpit and tiny mustache.

Lool

totit:
No wonder!

Can you imagine, the village girl lives in yoruba land?

Don't mind the dirty,hairy,lonely,bitter,frustrated mustache-d,chicken-laps-harm thing
Hate kills slowly and faster than BP.

I don't have her time tonight I for show her pepper like I often do to bigot,jobless like fellas!

cristianisraeli:
if you have 5 graduates and you are still doing this..God bless you ma..but your kids should be ashamed of themselves where ever they are right now

Partnerbiz3:
Hmmm

I like plantain and beans .


It's actually roast yam.. NOT roastED .


I know. I am an English Language pundit.


See below for data.. SEE TESTIMONIES TOO..

rossovu:
how much for data

Partnerbiz3:
Hmmm

I like plantain and beans .


It's actually roast yam.. NOT roastED .


I know. I am an English Language pundit.


See below for data.. SEE TESTIMONIES TOO..

Omooba77:
God bless all our mothers, wives, sisters and daughters for their sacrifices over our fathers, husbands, brothers and sons.

Partnerbiz3:
Hmmm

I like plantain and beans .


It's actually roast yam.. NOT roastED .


I know. I am an English Language pundit.


See below for data.. SEE TESTIMONIES TOO..

davo90tico:
It's roasted not roast because roast is present while roasted is past tense and the last time I checked it started 15yrs ago

rossovu:
how much for data