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wurabecca:
GOD BLESS NIGERIA

Narldon:
Today is My Wedding Anniversary..

I'm in a Long-term Relationship, abi na marriage, with a very annoying Boo since 1960..

Although Boo was born in 1914, 103 years.This old man still acts like an infant..
This Boo of mine has been getting on my nerves..

Though at the Onset, everything looked rosy until 1967..

Boo got into a serious quarrel with one of us (his wives) which degenerated into a serious fight that lasted three solid years!

Why? Because she filed for divorce..

Boo was really brutal sha.. I would call that Domestic Violence

Our Neighbours kept watching in silence...

They later reconciled after our in-laws intervened..

We kept on living together; or rather, pretended to continue living in peace..

Did I forget to mention that Boo is a Multi-Billionaire? Sure he is so wealthy. He has many Oil wells..

Yet Boo is so stingy..

For 57 years, Boo refused to give me even just 'half' oil well, talk more of one..

Boo can be so petty and stingy ehnn!

My monthly allowance is just 18,800.. and yet Boo has billions of dollars stacked in his bank accounts! Boo calls it minimum wage..

Boo owns big two rivers in our backyard, and a very mighty Dam, all which can generate Hydro-electricity..

But can You believe that since 57 years Boo has been depending on Generator!

Boo has lots of international and global connections.. Boo has too many friends..
Most of whom are willing to help..

But do you know that:

Boo refused to construct a good road in our street

Boo refused to build oil refineries.. he prefers to send it to his white friends

Boo refused to pay our domestic staff and workers.. most of them are currently on strike!

Boo has refused to pay the children's school fees

Boo has refused to take care of our sick relatives..

Boo cannot provide jobs for graduates

Boo cannot build good schools

Boo has refused to buy a good car, or good clothes for his wives..

What a Stingy Boo!

Meanwhile, Boo is a chronic cheat..

He has no feelings! He flirts with all manner of women called "POLI-THIEF-CIANS"

They have been looting all the Family wealth... Selfish Bunch of Cows!

Currently, we have been facing lots of security crises in the house, not minding all the Battalion of Army we claim to protect us.

I don't even want to talk about the ones that wear black and black on the roadside that love bribe like pure-water!

Yet, we are still being attacked by aliens in the name of herdsmen, Bokoharam etc..

Rather, Those he prefers to tag Terrorists are his own relatives who were just having a protest against the non-challancy of Boo and his whores! Boo descended on them with PYTHON DANCE! What a heartless Boo!

I can go on and on.. but I cannot exhaust all


Not minding that Boo has beaten and abused me in all manner of ways, I still Love Boo. He is my First Love.

He has a great sense of humour which I can't resist. Even though I sometimes feel like dumping his sorry ass, but I find it difficult to cheat on Boo.

I know someday, God will touch Boo and he will Change for good..

By the way, its our 57 years anniversary! Let's continue to pretend that all is well, maybe with Faith, all will be well..

Happy 57 years Anniversary Boo-Boo!


HAPPY INDEPENDENCE NIGERIA

ABIOLAXYZ:
one love
.RIP to dstv as TSTV take over today

saabright:
u will live long in this earth to see great grand children.....its good to be peaceful

VickyRotex:
Dide eyin ara.
Wa je-pe Naijiria,
ka fife sin 'lewa
pelu okun ati 'gbagbo
Ki ise awon akoni wa
ko ma se ja sa-san,
Ka sin tokan-tara
ile tominira wa,
ti alafia so-dokan.
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Yaku 'yan Nijeriya ku farka;
Ku amsa kiran Nijeriya;
Domin mu taimaki ƙasarmu ta haihuwa;
Don aiki ga ƙasata cikin soyayya da riƙon gaskiya;
Domin gudumawar da shuwagabaninmu 'yan kishin ƙasa suka bada;
kada ta zama a banza;
Muyi aiki da zuciya ɗaya da girmamawa a gareta;
Domin ta kasance ƙasa ɗaya mai yanci ga kowa tare da haɗin kai da zaman lafiya.
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Bilie, O compatriots,
Nigeria oku rubere,
Iji na-eje ozi anyị nna,
Na ịhụnanya na ike na okwukwe,
The ọrụ anyị dike gara aga,
Agaghi-abụ ihe efu,
Iji na-eje ozi na obi na idi-ike,
Otu mba kee onwe,
Udo na ịdị n'otu.

I love you Nigeria! And I pray that the labours of our heroes past, will not be in vain! Please don't let it be in vain. Happy 57th!

ABIOLAXYZ:
one love .RIP to dstv as TSTV take over today

LordOfNaira:
If you don't know it, then stop using it. Nigeria is not a failed state.

Godhand04:
wow... Nice. Real nice... :-)

ObaofNigeria:
who else thinks that another problem we have in Nigeria is
Hausa Igbo and Yoruba always thinking they are the only three ethnic group in this country??
click like

Akposy:
Nigeria!
A country where corruption and terrorism is the norm.
A country where our ancestors have refused to respect themselves and be an exemplar.
A country in which the supposed leaders of tomorrow despises uprightness, allowing themselves to be used as puppets by the puppeteers.
A country filled with hypocrites and destitute.

True liberation and Independence can only exists in doing what's right!

Youths! Do what is right and stop doing good, stop allowing our wicked and selfish politicians use you for their selfish goals. Help Nigeria reach her zenith! Stop celebrating mediocrity.

Don't take the little freedom you have for granted, someone had to work hard and make many sacrifices for it.
We should take the pledge that till our last breath we will fight
terrorism,
we will protect our country
with all we have.

No nation is perfect,
It needs to be made perfect.
Contribute towards the
perfection of your country.
Happy Independence Day Nigeria!

©Akpos Samuel