Happy independence day.. Naija e go better

If you can survive in NIGERIA you can survive anywhere in the universe. Including space.
Happy independence. #NigeriaAt57

Happy Independence, Biacan

ivoatt:
Happy Independence, Biacan

Same here GOD bless you

userplainly:
My people! (Ipobians excluded) I BELIEVE U R NOT INDEPENDENT UNLESS " U DOH GEH MONEY"....... what's the difference btwn a poorman and a man under colonial bondage? I wee celebrate wen I make my fess billon naira

u are not ready to celebrate atall

Lol

Happy new month, happy independence's day to everybody on nairaland. Hmm...my birthday is also today. I thank God for his infinite mery and grace over my life.

.....And I Ask Again, Is This Nation Worth Celebrating?

EmpressT:
Happy new month, happy independence's day to everybody on nairaland. Hmm...my birthday is also today. I thank God for his infinite mery and grace over my life.

Happy Birthday sweetie.

OK na

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Thanks dear

preciousuweh:

Happy Birthday sweetie.

I pledge to Nigeria my country.
To be faithful, loyal and honest.
To serve Nigeria with all my strength.
To defend her unity, and uphold her honor and glory.
So help me God.

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I love Nigeria, identifying with it as the country of my birth where my history and sojourn on earth began, with a view to making it great and pushing it onto the world stage with an almighty bang!

I am a Nigerian Breeze of the African specie which blows from the westermost subregion of the continent of Africa. I defend the sanctity of my country against the impiety of impetous, pompous and impudent foreigners. I believe in my country's Destiny to lead Black Africa out of the Mud! And I look only at women whose beauty is "as green as the whiteness" in the Nigerian flag [Haha].

I hate my leaders and politicians, for they are vampires sucking the life blood of the nation. I seek the ignominious demise and brutal end of these heartless demons. And if push comes to shove, may a prosperous Nigeria be built on the skulls and blood of all the animals who have ruined it.

PROUDLY NIGERIAN! LONG LIVE NIGERIA! HAPPY INDEPENDENCE!

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Tozara

sekxy:
happy independence to zoological republicans

Calling Nigeria a zoo doesn't help you lot to actualize beerfraud. Unfortunately for you, you and your family members are resident in the zoo and governed by zoo leaders.

So which species is your family?

Narldon:


Today is My Wedding Anniversary..

I'm in a Long-term Relationship, abi na marriage, with a very annoying Boo since 1960..

Although Boo was born in 1914, 103 years.This old man still acts like an infant..
This Boo of mine has been getting on my nerves..

Though at the Onset, everything looked rosy until 1967..

Boo got into a serious quarrel with one of us (his wives) which degenerated into a serious fight that lasted three solid years!

Why? Because she filed for divorce..

Boo was really brutal sha.. I would call that Domestic Violence

Our Neighbours kept watching in silence...

They later reconciled after our in-laws intervened..

We kept on living together; or rather, pretended to continue living in peace..

Did I forget to mention that Boo is a Multi-Billionaire? Sure he is so wealthy. He has many Oil wells..

Yet Boo is so stingy..

For 57 years, Boo refused to give me even just 'half' oil well, talk more of one..

Boo can be so petty and stingy ehnn!

My monthly allowance is just 18,800.. and yet Boo has billions of dollars stacked in his bank accounts! Boo calls it minimum wage..

Boo owns big two rivers in our backyard, and a very mighty Dam, all which can generate Hydro-electricity..

But can You believe that since 57 years Boo has been depending on Generator!

Boo has lots of international and global connections.. Boo has too many friends..
Most of whom are willing to help..

But do you know that:

Boo refused to construct a good road in our street

Boo refused to build oil refineries.. he prefers to send it to his white friends

Boo refused to pay our domestic staff and workers.. most of them are currently on strike!

Boo has refused to pay the children's school fees

Boo has refused to take care of our sick relatives..

Boo cannot provide jobs for graduates

Boo cannot build good schools

Boo has refused to buy a good car, or good clothes for his wives..

What a Stingy Boo!

Meanwhile, Boo is a chronic cheat..

He has no feelings! He flirts with all manner of women called "POLI-THIEF-CIANS"

They have been looting all the Family wealth... Selfish Bunch of Cows!

Currently, we have been facing lots of security crises in the house, not minding all the Battalion of Army we claim to protect us.

I don't even want to talk about the ones that wear black and black on the roadside that love bribe like pure-water!

Yet, we are still being attacked by aliens in the name of herdsmen, Bokoharam etc..

Rather, Those he prefers to tag Terrorists are his own relatives who were just having a protest against the non-challancy of Boo and his whores! Boo descended on them with PYTHON DANCE! What a heartless Boo!

I can go on and on.. but I cannot exhaust all


Not minding that Boo has beaten and abused me in all manner of ways, I still Love Boo. He is my First Love.

He has a great sense of humour which I can't resist. Even though I sometimes feel like dumping his sorry ass, but I find it difficult to cheat on Boo.

I know someday, God will touch Boo and he will Change for good..

By the way, its our 57 years anniversary! Let's continue to pretend that all is well, maybe with Faith, all will be well..

Happy 57 years Anniversary Boo-Boo!


HAPPY INDEPENDENCE NIGERIA

Wow. Narldon, did you compose this? This is awesome!

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE!

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Jexyme:


May God bless you abundantly.

Amen sis! Thank you. God Bless you immeasurably too!

Greenback:

Orishirishi. Only you, angry and laughing at the same time. smh!

Omoluabi16:
I dedicate the song 'which way Nigeria' by Sunny okosun to You and every Nigerian out there.

lol. Abeg I no fit cry!

[quote author=Primeinductor post=60992266][/quote] True

NickD:

Marching on to our graves with each passing day hoping that it will be better one day...I have heard that while growing up and now I'm older I'm still hearing the same thrash. Things will never change except what happened in Ghana happens here and then the political elite will have fear instilled in each one of them to rule with justice equity n fairness.

hmmmm. . .

VickyRotex:


lol. Abeg I no fit cry!

hehehe.. don't tell me you haven't heard it before? It's a thought provoking song. One other song 'Nigeria go survive' I'm unsure of the artiste.

Rhayne1:
I am not proud to be a Nigerian.Nevertheless,happy birthday Nigeria,a fool at 57 is a fool forever.

have some respect

ibe123:
she can never be an animal in ur useless zoo she is their to train some wild animals like u

You are just trying to console yourself with platitudes. What do they call those that live within a 'zoo?' As long as she lives within that place they call a 'zoo,'.... sorry, she is still an animal.

Efewestern:

Oniovo you have spoken well.
God bless the Federal republic of Nigeria God bless us all

amen my brother

ElsonMorali:
Calling Nigeria a zoo doesn't help you lot to actualize beerfraud. Unfortunately for you, you and your family members are resident in the zoo and governed by zoo leaders.

So which species is your family?

Don't you know? They belong to the kingdom Animalia, Phylum Chordata, Subphylum Vertebrata, Class Reptilia, Species Squamata. A few among them actually belong to Class Mammalia. It has been reported though, that a great majority of them are part of the family Equidae, and fall within the species known as Equus africanus asinus.

Some observers have however argued that they belong to the family Suidae and form part of the species known as Sus scrofa domesticus. Only animals call their place of residence, a 'zoo'. So since they are animals, it explains why they call their home a 'zoo.'

RoyalBoutique:





This is hilarious

But Nigeria is still a zoo

Na so una dey fail exam question. Anyone who calls his home or place of abode a 'zoo,' obviously sees himself as an animal. The chap I responded to, was trying to defend a lady who had earlier called Nigeria, a 'zoo.' My question is simple: Does she live in that place she called a 'zoo?' What do they call those who live in a 'zoo?' Is it not animals? So, since she lives in the zoo, she must be one of those animals inside it. QED! Why is the matter causing you such pain? No be she take her mouth call di place wey she dey live a 'zoo?'

Omoluabi16:
hehehe.. don't tell me you haven't heard it before? It's a thought provoking song. One other song 'Nigeria go survive' I'm unsure of the artiste.

lol. Never heard it. But I did today. May his soul keep resting in peace. I just listened to the "Nigeria go survive" song. its by Veno. All these our Old school musicians, kind of had a premonition about the future. Sadly, it's true most of the things they said.

VickyRotex:

lol. Never heard it. But I did today. May his soul keep resting in peace. I just listened to the "Nigeria go survive" song. its by Veno. All these our Old school musicians, kind of had a premonition about the future. Sadly, it's true most of the things they said.

Amen. sunny okosun was good.

Most of these nationalist songs were released just after the civil war/military coup era. 80's more like. I think they intended to steer greatness in the minds of the people/leaders.

I'll have to Google veno oh. Thanks all the same.

Omoluabi16:
Amen. sunny okosun was good.

Most of these nationalist songs were released just after the civil war/military coup era. 80's more like. I think they intended to steer greatness in the minds of the people/leaders.

I'll have to Google veno oh. Thanks all the same.

Yea, you're right about that! And sadly, they didn't succeed in steering that.
Hopefully, the labour our heroes past will not be in vain!
You're welcome!

laudate:

Na so una dey fail exam question. Anyone who calls his home or place of abode a 'zoo,' obviously sees himself as an animal. The chap I responded to, was trying to defend a lady who had earlier called Nigeria, a 'zoo.' My question is simple: Does she live in that place she called a 'zoo?' What do they call those who live in a 'zoo?' Is it not animals? So, since she lives in the zoo, she must be one of those animals inside it. QED! Why is the matter causing you such pain? No be she take her mouth call di place wey she dey live a 'zoo?'

Just take a compliment and fùćk off! ... No time to read this epistle

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