₦airaland Forum

Pynkylypz:
You are right.. God will bless you with a beautiful wife and kids as you wish

Saintsammurai:
lol not average o, she must be really fine like anna banner or juliet ibrahim.. you too, make sure he is fine, so that you will give birth to chris brown.

Lawlahdey:
What if she's fine but dumb like one useless girl that used to parade her boobs all over NL?

Saintsammurai:
lol hahahaha shot fired,, well if she is dumb, i will have to look for another beauty peageant like flavour.

Lawlahdey:
LOL.
You sure know who I'm talking about?

Beauty pageant ahbi beauty queen? You can get your other half from MissNL too.

sunshineG:
Every one in my family is ok
So I am kind of hoping mine will be ok too hoping and praying

Saintsammurai:
lol i know you were refering to berlyn aka winnelyn.. lol... I dont think miss nairaland will hold this year.

Lawlahdey:
Yeah, you got it.

Who cares? Na geasy problem that one be.

Lawlahdey:
Lemme giyyu fine wife...

Saintsammurai:
We are no longer interested in miss nairaland, it should just die a natural death... Be ready though, berlyn is coming for you.

sunshineG:

That will be nice
....
But I have certain questions

Will her lips be as kissable as yours
Will she be light skin
Will she be a v... like me
If the answer to all this is no, don't even bother just come here biko and let me do the rest

Lawlahdey:


Sekxy is everything you seek in a woman, yunno?

Lawlahdey:
Ahbi

Berlyn come for me? That's like going on a suicide mission.
She's not even active anymore, I miss her dumb ass.

Saintsammurai:
lol i miss the fact that i wanted to fork her, had it been that she is still active, i would have forked her like three times... well its all good, atleast nobody will give you headache anymore.

sunshineG:
yeah you are right but sadly she is taken

Saintsammurai:
lol i miss the fact that i wanted to fork her, had it been that she is still active, i would have forked her like three times... well its all good, atleast nobody will give you headache anymore.

Lawlahdey:
Hian! Who took her?

Lawlahdey:
What if she's fine but dumb like one useless girl that used to parade her boobs all over NL?

sunshineG:
I don't know, I just have that funny feeling

WrathOfHadez:
Hmn, why do I get this uncanny feeling I know of whom you speak?

Lawlahdey:
Cuz you sure do.

Lawlahdey:
Sekxy cuman answer oh

I'm sure you are not taken...unless you are taken with SunshineG.

WrathOfHadez:
Lolz, beauty on a brainless head is like a drunken police officer with a lapsed gun: self-distruct

sunshineG:

Me ke
I want to sleep jare,

Odaro goodnight

Lawlahdey:
Sekxy cuman answer oh
I'm sure you are not taken...unless you are taken with SunshineG.

sekxy:
haha sadly,he is now denying me

Lawlahdey:
I knew it. SunshineG, shey you see? It's you she's taken with.

sekxy:
..goodmorning dear

Lawlahdey:
I knew it.
SunshineG, shey you see? It's you she's taken with.