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Curved Dick. by HumanistMike(op): 2:53am On Oct 06, 2017

My dick is curved. I'm not happy. Sometimes I wonder how it will look straight huh

Help.

Re: Curved Dick. by Nobody: 2:55am On Oct 06, 2017

HumanistMike:
My dick is curved. I'm not happy. Sometimes I wonder how it will look straight

Help.

Like BANANA?

But i dont think that will affect ur performance tho..Only there are few good positions u can nail ur girls down

Re: Curved Dick. by RoyalBlak007: 2:56am On Oct 06, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

Like BANANA?

But i dont think that will affect ur performance tho..Only there are few good positions u can nail ur girls down

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Re: Curved Dick. by HumanistMike(op): 2:56am On Oct 06, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

Like BANANA?

But i dont think that will affect ur performance tho..Only there are few good positions u can nail ur girls down

If affects it cus it's not as long as it would have been.

So what kinda positions?

Re: Curved Dick. by Nobody: 2:58am On Oct 06, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

Like BANANA?

But i dont think that will affect ur performance tho..Only there are few good positions u can nail ur girls down

One of the few freestyle, unpretentious ladies here. Kolomental grin

. Nothing do you.

Tell him the positions jare.

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Re: Curved Dick. by Nobody: 2:58am On Oct 06, 2017

RoyalBlak007:
.

HumanistMike take it from this guy ooo

He can share u a lot of tipz how to nail all ur girls sha..

Re: Curved Dick. by HumanistMike(op): 3:00am On Oct 06, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

HumanistMike take it from this guy ooo

He can share u a lot of tipz how to nail all ur girls sha..

I want u to rate my dick pic

Re: Curved Dick. by donogaga(m): 3:02am On Oct 06, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

Like BANANA?

But i dont think that will affect ur performance tho..Only there are few good positions u can nail ur girls down

Must you say the truth all the time? lol.

You are too blunt. Not half bad.

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Re: Curved Dick. by Nobody: 3:03am On Oct 06, 2017

HumanistMike:
If affects it cus it's not as long as it would have been.

So what kinda positions?

U got it wrong sha...

Dont u know that a lot of women preferred Banana shape d!ck than a straight one?

If u know how to use that magic mike u have, u can easily poke her G-sp0t like a hook and clamp her down

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Re: Curved Dick. by HumanistMike(op): 3:05am On Oct 06, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

U got it wrong sha...

Dont u know that a lot of women preferred Banana shape d!ck than a straight one?

If u know how to use that magic mike u have, u can easily poke her G-sp0t like a hook and clamp her down

That's if it's curved upwards. Mine is curved sideways

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Re: Curved Dick. by Nobody: 3:05am On Oct 06, 2017

HumanistMike:
I want u to rate my dick pic

Hahahaha.. u want me to judge ur kondo?

But i dont rate pics...I RATE THE PERFORMANCE

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Re: Curved Dick. by HumanistMike(op): 3:06am On Oct 06, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

Hahahaha.. u want me to judge ur kondo?

But i dont rate pics...I RATE THE PERFORMANCE

Since u ain't close enough to rate performance then let's start from pics na

Re: Curved Dick. by Nobody: 3:10am On Oct 06, 2017

HumanistMike:
That's if it's curved upwards. Mine is curved sideways

Doesnt matter where the cap is facing sha..

All u have to do is to discover that special power u have..as long the d!ck is hard as rock, any girl will surely enjoy it

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Re: Curved Dick. by HumanistMike(op): 3:11am On Oct 06, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

Doesnt matter where the cap is facing sha..

All u have to do is to discover that special power u have..as long the d!ck is hard as rock, any girl will surely enjoy it

Okay. That's true sha

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Re: Curved Dick. by Vutseck(m): 3:44am On Oct 06, 2017

picture of the dick or stfu .. .

Re: Curved Dick. by ipobarecriminals: 3:48am On Oct 06, 2017

small problem u wAke us up.A good iron bender can straight it*As long as ur wife nir ccomplain, u are good

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Re: Curved Dick. by HumanistMike(op): 3:56am On Oct 06, 2017

Vutseck:
picture of the dick or stfu ..
.

Urs first

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Re: Curved Dick. by HeWrites(m): 5:37am On Oct 06, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

Doesnt matter where the cap is facing sha..

All u have to do is to discover that special power u have..as long the d!ck is hard as rock, any girl will surely enjoy it

Nice one

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Re: Curved Dick. by Nobody: 5:40am On Oct 06, 2017

HeWrites:
Nice one

Hahahaha...ur wide awake now

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Re: Curved Dick. by HeWrites(m): 5:42am On Oct 06, 2017

IamKashyBaby:
Hahahaha...ur wide awake now

My spirit dey NAIRALAND
But my body dey sleep grin

Re: Curved Dick. by Elnino4ladies: 6:49am On Oct 06, 2017

Almost all dicks are curved

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Re: Curved Dick. by HumanistMike(op): 7:01am On Oct 06, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

Hahahaha...ur wide awake now

I sent u an email

Re: Curved Dick. by skyman200(m): 7:17am On Oct 06, 2017

I'm worried too,even mine is curved.

Re: Curved Dick. by Nobody: 7:20am On Oct 06, 2017

HumanistMike:
I sent u an email

Yes i saw it but the email i used here is not working

Re: Curved Dick. by Cunninlinguist: 8:15am On Oct 06, 2017

Vutseck:
picture of the dick or stfu ..
.

Re: Curved Dick. by spreado(m): 8:15am On Oct 06, 2017

Vutseck:
picture of the dick or stfu ..
.

Bro take am easy

Re: Curved Dick. by HumanistMike(op): 8:18am On Oct 06, 2017

IamKashyBaby:
Yes i saw it but the email i used here is not working

Open another one na. Wanna send u a pic of this dick

Re: Curved Dick. by Nobody: 8:21am On Oct 06, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

U got it wrong sha...

Dont u know that a lot of women preferred Banana shape d!ck than a straight one?

If u know how to use that magic mike u have, u can easily poke her G-sp0t like a hook and clamp her down

if j... see this now, his heart will start beating fast.

lmao

Re: Curved Dick. by Nobody: 8:29am On Oct 06, 2017

numerouno01:
if j... see this now, his heart will start beating fast.

lmao

Hahahhahaha...

What i love about him is that he is not a jealous type of person..

Re: Curved Dick. by NicoBaba(m): 8:34am On Oct 06, 2017

HumanistMike:
Open another one na. Wanna send u a pic of this dick

u say whaaat!?.. is IamKashyBaby a d!ck analyst ni or Rod bender

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Re: Curved Dick. by Nobody: 8:39am On Oct 06, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

Hahahhahaha...

What i love about him is that he is not a jealous type of person..

you think?

everybody is a jealous type when it comes to a girl or boy they really like(love), unless you not really into the person. but some people just know how to hide or suppress the jealousy.

a girl will never catch me jealous because she will start using it to her advantage.
(deep down uncle j... is dying,please don't kill him for nairalanders o)

Re: Curved Dick. by HumanistMike(op): 8:44am On Oct 06, 2017

NicoBaba:
u say whaaat!?.. is IamKashyBaby a d!ck analyst ni or Rod bender

She's a dick connoisseur

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